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<@Chibi> You know you're pathetic when roaches are bigger than your penis :o |
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<radar1976> want it?
<Spamalope> depends
<Spamalope> how big is it?
<radar1976> 6 inchs
<radar1976> kidding!
<radar1976> how big is too big?
<Spamalope> Well.. I don't want to be downloading all day
<radar1976> nah
<radar1976> if I had the space I would put it on my co lo site
<radar1976> but I can't :(
<Spamalope> that's okay
<Spamalope> are you just going to send here or what?
<radar1976> no putting in on my web server
<Spamalope> sounds good :P
<Spamalope> just tell me where it's at when you're ready
<radar1976> give it 4 mins
<Spamalope> Bah. You're done in 4 mins?
<Spamalope> What a waste of 6 inches :P |
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<Cardsfan> ethan - do u know by any chance how to get rid of something out of dev manager in windows xp? it says it cannot delete it because it may be required for the computer to boot |
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<Wilik> i'd download the .txt version of the bible
<Wilik> but it might corrupt my computer |
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<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like
<[ryan]> in a cold sweat
<[ryan]> trying to get that mother down |
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(@Drizzt): being fat = broken
(@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D |
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<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz |
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[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il
[:: riksta] --> leet dialup
[:: riksta] --> i feer u
[:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup
[:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48
[:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh
[:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity |
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<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) You has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Like has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) This has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Stupid has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Joke has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) ??? has joined the party line. |
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<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger |
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<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then
<PTM> *snort* |
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<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it |
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<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute." |
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<destruct> 10 isn't teenage!
<Jugernaut> close enough |
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<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared
<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?" |
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<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head" |
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* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud |
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<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet |
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<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off |
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<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot |
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<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand". |
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<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o) |
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<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows, |
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<cosyc> i dont drunk much either |
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<CWV>Incubus> im pretty shure that im the quintessences of punkness
<Ebola_> If i knew what quintessences ment, i would know what u just said heheh
<[DCM]MsLil'Bear> hahahaH its SOO damn funny ebola
<=Xerxes=> quintessences is not a word which can be applied to an individual, heh
<=Xerxes=> anyway, your argument is illogical because you aren't the quintessence of punkness anyhow
<CWV>Incubus> that doesnt matter with me b/c i dont beleive in god |
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