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#13920 (0/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@icEFusioN> heheh i might have to masturbate while thinking about the pizza :~( |
#13921 (0/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kineticupid> asian + mullet = cant get better |
#13936 (0/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<V|-Nicotine> cog, i think u should go and be eaten in third world countries :P |
#13953 (0/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cow> fuck im good.
<Red_ValdeZ> thats what yo momma said, Cow |
#13954 (0/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are big...for a cat |
#14028 (0/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE YOU SUCK BUY AN OLDER PC
<Pepper> BEEP BEEP EXTENDED MEMORY: 2408204282048208420 BYTES INTEGER OVERFLOW DIVIDE BY ZERO CRASH |
#14194 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid
<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me
<vicodin> sry |
#14195 (0/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me
<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it |
#14277 (0/260) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nihil-_> she's about as darling as waking up in the morning with another mans semen all over my face |
#14287 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fireside> cum is teh nasty
<died_in_sleep> and you know this how?
<fireside> ive (accidently) and unfortuntly licked some
<died_in_sleep> you shouldt know those things, unless your dad rapes you :/
<fireside> i can cum bitch
<dragondyne> how is that possible?
<fireside> um
<fireside> it comes out... on finger... i put finger in mouth, it taste bad
<dragondyne> ...
<dragondyne> I thought you said "accidently"
<fireside> I WAS HORNY GIVE ME A DAMN BREAK :( |
#14339 (0/212) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bug> Red, yer a nut.
Bug> A left nut.
justRed-dammit> oooo.. will you be the right nut so that i can rub against you in tight clothing? |
#14361 (0/203) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day." |
#14388 (0/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(
<@PikaChan> well uhh
<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/
<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later
<Shyster> k
<@PikaChan> thanks |
#14402 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does |
#14404 (0/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over |
#14407 (0/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem
<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable
<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable |
#14414 (0/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.
<KittyBoy> the computer world?
<[s-fury]> no, the WORLD! |
#14419 (0/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days
<bon> you collect pics of the pig? |
#14425 (0/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows |
#14459 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(In regards to the new proposed Ebay + paypal merger/acquisition):
<Ionizer> This is going to suck. So when they merge, will the new name be "PayEbay" cuz that's what it's going to end up doing! |
#14482 (0/170) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc
<clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT |
#14484 (0/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clay> if i had a picture of jesus i'd put one in there
<jonatwork> haha
<jonatwork> if you did
<jonatwork> you'd have to put lipstick on
<jonatwork> and kiss the picture
<clay> all i have are bibles
<jonatwork> call it something to do with ryan
<clay> i need like
<clay> i wish my mom was a jesus freak like ryans |
#14486 (0/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house.... |
#14504 (0/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonatwork> i love it when nicki comes to the doorway to say something completely irrelevant to whoever is standing there
<jonatwork> and then just gaze in here at me
<clay> go to work nude tomorrow
<clay> and say oops
<clay> and look down
<jonatwork> and pop a six foot boner
<jonatwork> except she gets in an hour after i do
<jonatwork> and all the guys are in when i walk in |
#14518 (0/220) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle |
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