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#12095 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit
#12127 (0/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron?
#12129 (0/203) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn
#12138 (0/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ...
#12160 (0/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Guyp> but now i should make a decision, should i go get the gf4 or go to a l33t koala zoo :(
#12281 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<{GOD}> who has the internet
#12792 (0/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit
<hellgrrl> what is amazon?
<hellgrrl> travel?
#12937 (0/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue.
#13266 (0/252) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(zeki): whats a badger?
(ThinG): hes from wind in the willows
#13309 (0/340) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school
#13322 (0/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ALegitOne> cls
<ALegitOne> oops.
<ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos
#13339 (0/291) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zRz> Hello a question... that I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil??
#13358 (0/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MarZi^> what are you doing on Quakenet if you dont play Counterstrike?
#13408 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<matrix> FUCKING PSYCHO IRC CHICKS
<matrix> EVERYWHERE
#13419 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users    <----does this mean drunk people?
#13480 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DjLizard> geez Antichron, heard of pdcc ?
<Antichron> pdcc?
* Antichron ducks.
<Erdrick> Antichron: pdcc is an industry secret, they don't want you to know about it. and yes, it DOES have something to do with ducks.
<Erdrick> magic ducks that push your DCC along.
<Erdrick> typing /pdcc 999999999 will summon 999999999 of these magic ducks.
#13521 (0/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
#13529 (0/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights)
#13531 (0/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha?
#13578 (0/277) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RanmaChan> SUPER HAPPY MAGIC ARROW!!!
<BlitzSpectre> isnt that the thing cecil uses in the begging of ff2?
#13631 (0/206) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<The Jim> If only Sarah would tell us what she's looking for, all us throw-coat-on-puddle gentlemen would dash off and find it for her...
<Bloodnose> No I would go somewhere and throw my coat on a puddle personally.
<Bloodnose> In fact I'll go do it right now!
#13730 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes
#13739 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?
<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?
<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss
<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?
<Gaffa> Right behind you!
#13853 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ken-ichijouji> This IQ test has too many questions, and one third of it is repeats.
<Sushimon> ken ... the longer you go the lower your score gets
<Sushimon> it's just repeating the same ones
<ken-ichijouji> Figures.
<bliP> i took that 1 b4
#13868 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bpb> let's all play a game shall we?
<bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped raise your hand
* bpb raises his hand
<bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely secure ;)
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