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<mrWoot> porn = getting old |
#33095 (4/308) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaisum> bitch your floppy drive just ain't reading my disk like it used to |
#33360 (4/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eslice> my little brother is failing english
<eslice> does the dumbass want to stay back?
<Blingo`> is this a trick question?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33699 (4/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley
<AlmtyBob> and while she lie wimpering on the ground
<AlmtyBob> I pissed all over her
<AlmtyBob> then I burnt her to death
<AlmtyBob> oh wait...that was postal 2
<@AlmtyBob> nmComment: #ramen
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#37630 (4/170) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrazyWindmill> Is there another episode before the 15th?
<CrazyWindmill> Or just the one on the 15th <_<
<Quack-Wabbit> How would I know?
<CrazyWindmill> I have no clue
<CrazyWindmill> You are the oracle
<CrazyWindmill> We consult you for your unlimited wisdom
<CrazyWindmill> Too bad you apparently never know the answer
<CrazyWindmill> Waste of 20 bucks
<Quack-Wabbit> You can pay five coins for an oracle in Paper Mario.
<AquaDocto[r]Bob> Exchange rates are messed up these daysComment: #megadoomer on irc.gamesurge.net
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#37909 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ben: Because she's sexy, and beautiful, and smart, and clever
ben: She was a cheerleader too, dude.
ben: Mmmm... mini skirt.
LivingTerrain: Mmmm... toms managed to build a rather nice system (Athlon Xp 2600+, Radeon 9600 XT, 512mb of DDR400, 2x80gb) for less than $1000Comment: AOL IM session
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#38336 (4/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elver> Interesting. There was a huge computer referred to as '786' in today's Garfield episode.
<elver> What's odd is that it took the computer several seconds to search a database of 72000 entries.
<elver> Shouldn't take that long.
<elver> Unless the operation is I/O-bound.
<elver> The search itself should be O(n) largely.
<LordBob> elver: might be a 3.5 Khz chip
<Epoch71> binary search :D
<elver> LordBob, actually, it was a cardboard box with lights on it and a guy reading a newspaper inside who turned the lights on and off.
<elver> Still, it was unrealistic.Comment: The computer was looking for the best match, so yes, unless you do preprocessing, it ought to be O(n)...
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#39920 (4/102) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anarchy_x> heheh
<anarchy_x> one of ash's little friends just called "x, ashley said the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "which?"
<anarchy_x> she's like "you know, the b word and the f word"
<anarchy_x> i'm like "i dont get what you mean"
<anarchy_x> "she says, you know, bitch and fuck"
<anarchy_x> i said "now i'm calling your mom to tell on you."
<anarchy_x> and then hung up before she could say anything |
#42189 (4/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kate-> why are wikien-l discussing how to revolutionise western civilisation or something?
<jeromin> wikipedia does that to people :)
<AdamBishop> because everyone knows internet mailing lists are the appropriate space to begin sweeping social change
* Grunt smirks.
<adiabatic> Of course. Just ask moveon.org.Comment: #wikipedia@irc.freenode.net
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<Faggertot> I was being a man-ho at the library ;o!
<Fagatron> Those poor books. ;[
<Fagatron> What'd you do?
<Fagatron> Find a sex ed book and stroke the word
<Fagatron> "Vagina"? |
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<cobalt27x> florida is a giant phallic hurricane magnet |
#50342 (4/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shinji> Alright, let's put it this way.
<Shinji> Your body is a mansion, and your white blood cells keep it neat and tidy. AIDS comes along, and your WBCs go on vacation and AIDS is left over to watch the place.
<Shinji> They throw House Party 7
<Shinji> And invite all their disease friends for a wild and crazy time, trashing your body in the process
<Link> Then the whities come home and go "WTF!?"
<Shinji> The film goes direct to video and doesn't sell
<Shinji> THE END. |
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<RocketGib> I heard a rumor one time about this dairy down the road
<RocketGib> a guy thought it would be fun to hook himself up to the vaccum tubes
<RocketGib> so he did, and said it was the best blow job ever
<RocketGib> unfortunately, his nuts got sucked out.Comment: #rct3
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<@DarkElf> hell of a way to spend valentines day, watching a girl having an orgasm while learning to ride a horse (no, its not farm erotica) and doing statistics
<@DarkElf> can you tell i need a girlfriend
<@momo_the_terrible> that's a neat trick
<@momo_the_terrible> simultaneously watching a girl have an orgasm and studying stats
<@momo_the_terrible> wish I had that talent back in school :)
<@DarkElf> multitasking is great nowadaysComment: irc.bunker7.net
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#61127 (4/534) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hydro-> and the boss tells me i can use their parking lot to fuck bitches in my car |
#103633 (4/142) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bahamut: so my dog is annoying my dad
Bahamut: and he just threatened to grill him
Bahamut: and my dog ran awayComment: my family is viet
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#295823 (4/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jenny^> hi
<jenny^> can i ask?
<BlueDoll> about?
<jenny^> r u open minded?
<BlueDoll> yeah
<BlueDoll> why?
<BlueDoll> what is it?
<jenny^> do u know how to make a married woman hot?
<BlueDoll> just try to shape up work out, eat a low carb diet.. dress up nicely
<jenny^> u get me wrong
<BlueDoll> uh oh.. |
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<l0de> I've done that before. I made a script that cycled through
<l0de> 8==D ( )
<l0de> 8(=)
<l0de> while listening to Björk. But it was probably the lowest point in my life. |
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<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or .. |
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<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die.
<|Dan|> NOT ZESTY |
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<ckx> i used to drink
<ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm
<ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism |
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(iMike) i dont trust that britney spears has areolas that big |
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(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson
(s|urpee) one day
(s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff
(s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit
(s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting |
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<homerj> damn
<homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here |
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<chick> sparks makes me heppy :)
<chick> I mean HEMPY :p |
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