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#10822 (4/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deniro> Happy to hear that the french lost the world cup already!
<deniro> Next time football will pop up into conversation, those french bastards will pretend an urgent pee to go cry in the toilets instead of being arrogant as usual
<bloom> Aren't you french?
<deniro> Well... don't tell anyone ok?
<deniro> I don't want anybody to think I must have some kind of disease to go so often in the toilets for the next 4 years... |
#10882 (4/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jorm> i want to get laid. look out, world. |
#10928 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter |
#11171 (4/202) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pupkick> i just did my first mouthrinse with the shit i was prescribed.. i've been putting it off because i was worrying about pain like i get with scope and shit.. it was hella easy.. almost even tasted good.. now i can only blame myself for infections and extra swelling =/
<blitzoid> pupkick: You knew the risks when you became a gigalo. |
#139 (3/483) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SWM> in my day the size of the average male penis was 4" |
#254 (3/502) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<myhero> I wish I could just poop all day long |
#324 (3/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anihil8r> hmm.. when you were in school did they ever say that you were special? |
#364 (3/313) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Santa> anybody know what solaris calls its kernel?
<SfabN> Santa: look into the root dir and look for the biggest file, or look into /stand
<token> biggest file?
<token> "Huh, my kernel is called ``core''" :-) |
#391 (3/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zer0sKewl> Haha, I just nuked someone for my first time, Am I elite now? |
#416 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McAnarchy> people live in utah?? |
#579 (3/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[06:26pm] <shmoo> did you know if you deleate stuff you get your giggabytes back? |
#590 (3/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zen> I wonder what flavor of Windows they're going to run on Xbox..
<Yohoma> hopefully AOL 7.0 is out by the, i wanna play gamez online |
#601 (3/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this? |
#613 (3/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<truss1> it's an e10k man
<madog-> yes adduser scottx
<madog-> i dont care i just wanna run a bot from it |
#706 (3/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dkl> The Sudanese Arabs which posses some of the largest penis's in the world, practice this method from the point of puberty. Fathers would send their son off to a trainer who would perform milking (jelq) to the young man for 30 minutes every day. This milking exercise forces blood into the penis, repeatedly engorging the penis with blood. Over the course of several months, the blood spaces in the penis became larger, being able to hold more blood, which in
<dkl> Over a period of several years, some of the men's penises became larger than 18" in length and 10" in circumference. |
#913 (3/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt`> dear god freshmeat looks like ass
<matt`> probably making use of the html 5 <ass> tag
<matt`> <ass tables><hard to read text>blah blah blah</hard to read text><more ass tables><gayness></more ass tables><some gay color></gayness><ass tables> |
#987 (4/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i want the nVidia's Secret catalog
<|Chris> with pictures of rendered games |
#1027 (3/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Yukkel> a belch is not an oral report |
#1117 (3/303) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> WE IS TO CUT OFF ALL SUPPLIES OF VODKA TO YOUR SHITHOUSE COUNTRY |
#1248 (3/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sara:#i386> - o we reserve the right to be assholes when we've had a bad day. |
#1367 (3/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(_dev) you go get what you want for supper
(_dev) and i will cook it
(Ashley) wings!
(TwinWorkn) Ashley: with dry weave?
(TwinWorkn) for added panty protection? |
#1487 (3/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`TiGgEr`> fuck u need a dvd drive to rip dvd's thats what the program says
<`TiGgEr`> alls ya want is to put a rented dvd in to ripp it and watch it later but no u need the fuckn dvd drive |
#1529 (3/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AlexChiu> Brent: Oh yeah. Well, would you have felt better if I hadn't told you about it and you got hit with a noxious stench upon prying off a girl's dry, crusty panties? |
#1642 (3/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[pajama] if it weren't for the boobs.
[pajama] it would have dribbled on my bed.
[pajama] and that woudl have sucked.
[pajama] and no,. that's not a quote.
[pajama] however, some did get on my pants. |
#1700 (3/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
thep0et> i can pull my scrotum up to the point where it looks like a pussy |
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