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<gb> drugs make music better
<gb> you ignorant fuck |
#1481 (4/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Edge_> and i am like tearing my thumb apart
<[cut]> can you still masturbate edge?
<Edge_> i think i will be ok |
#1703 (4/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rapture> i need to hit someone
<Rapture> a guy from work just came online
<Rapture> can we smurf him |
#2093 (4/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dr_tril> i wanna be bruce lee
<aNuBiS-> i wanna fuck his tight chinese ass
<ChewToy> ok that's a visual i didn't need anubis
<ChewToy> what is it with you and homosexuals this morning?
<dr_tril> or what is it with him and homosexuals every morning |
#2882 (4/310) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit |
#3413 (4/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...
[DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis |
#4119 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TpS has returned, cleaning shit stains off my panties. [gone:3h28m12s]
<BDawkins> party on
<Yourname> my my! you've been cleaning panties for 3 hours!!!
<Yourname> lol
<sycon> heh
<TpS> the stains were really bad |
#4497 (4/206) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rizen> uptime length is the geek dick |
#4575 (4/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glex25> Space Left On [ C: 5.29/8.87 GB. D: 9.91/19.73 GB. E: 52.14/153.38 GB. Total: 67.34/181.98 GB ] .
<Scofco> dear lord
<phaded> holy good god
<phaded> how do you sleep at night?! |
#4750 (4/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RD_> i miss those good ol days, no woman, no money, only games, chatting, and lots of masterbation |
#5048 (4/239) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist |
#5449 (4/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oogie> I wonder would oral sex would feel like from one of those african women with the big plate in their lower lip
<oogie> you could have a little tray to rest your nuts on on her lower lip |
#5595 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@goose> does any one know a way of checking if some one is online without using msn or any over chat software
<@goose> ?
<+KawaiiUsagi> not unless you know their assigned ip addy
<@goose> nope
<@goose> BT change it every time you log on
<@goose> can you ping the phone number ? |
#5608 (4/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deimos> too bad I didn't beat up quatoria
<deimos> I'm his puppet apparently
<deimos> since he has his hand up my ass all the time
<deimos> plz to be removing that btw |
#5626 (4/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** jonathans changes topic to 'PLZ FWD ALL PACKAGES MARKED "GAY" TO PROPER DEPARTMENTS (IN REAR)' |
#5647 (4/272) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Plaid> We got the "Share Minutes" plan. Call it family bondage. |
#6124 (4/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lsd> argh
<lsd> fucking cunty sql server
<lsd> apparently my Distrubution Agent is 'suspect'
<lsd> what? it's doing covert ops for the CIA? |
#6127 (4/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fryboy> can't hardly wait, party of 5 etc
<ambr> i thought you were taking about serial cable compression there... parity of 5 |
#6248 (4/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<elroyk> i like to look at pictures of me then, because I get to think "wow, I am really a lot hotter now" |
#6400 (4/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cygnus> speech recognition is only for people who don't jerk off enough to build up wrist strength and then get fucked up from using their keyboards |
#6488 (4/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<firebone> btw my fav jpop group is Goa Tse Ceex |
#6655 (4/187) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arfer> sticks and stones may break my bones but life contingencies and statistics are pure shit |
#6679 (4/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy"
<BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray |
#6685 (4/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<alex> I have this great method of watching someone through the crook of my arm that I developed when I was in grade school so I could look at pretty girls with my head down on my desk |
#6721 (4/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PUTZINGoff> Does a kid wake up one day and say Mommy/Daddy I want to grow up to be a PROCTOLOGIST!!!!! |
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