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#6871 (4/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Abyss: i deeply resent the use of the term 'purity' in any context with 'The Brothers Drunk.' :)
Phil: Oh I dunno. The purity of the alcohol is an important concept...
Dex: Yup, anything filtered through that many kidneys is going to have to be pure. |
#6879 (4/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole. |
#6899 (4/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NalezWork> aaw fuck
<NalezWork> I just did a rm -rf blah * instead of a rm -rf blah & |
#7070 (4/220) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Joe_> The word "gun" has been replaced with "Poppinfresh Poke" in all of the history books. Didn't they cover that on the news?
<Joe_> Lemme get my book
<Joe_> The M-1A, the standar issue Poppinfresh Poke up until the Korean Thumbwrestle.
<Joe_> Then, at the advent of the Vietman Squardance, the new standard issue Poppinfresh Poke was a modified version of the old, named the M16a, or as the soldiers called it: "Hoo hoo!" |
#7198 (3/249) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Web> <Anastasia> fuck you
<@Web> russian men get upset easily |
#7206 (4/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bane> they PROMISED they'd call me
<Xzibit-A> bunch of fucken users
<Bane> that's what i say
<Bane> i'm nothing but two holes and two hands to them
<Bane> *sob*
<Bane> just a cum receptacle |
#7286 (4/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Comatose ) play dough is the food of kings
( Chino ) play dough is too salty
( Comatose ) but its not as crunchy as crayons |
#7301 (4/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HA|MI-Edam> I read about this guy, and he was having sex with a girl, and his, you-know-what sorta like, spontaniously combusted
<EvilMonkey> ...
<DrWoody> Started on FIRE?
<MI-Edam> no, exploded
<MI-Edam> They say it was under so much pressure or something
<DrWoody> AHHHHHHHHH
<EvilMonkey> wt im never having sex!
<Suzie> your missing out
<EvilMonkey> missing out on having my mangina explode?
<EvilMonkey> no thanks |
#7312 (4/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aegis> my penis fits in electrical sockets! |
#7326 (4/327) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JtHM> chick + tat = filthy
<JtHM> any girl who has a tat is a whore. if I've learnt anything from pron, that'd be it |
#7339 (4/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NeSSa`> yeah but he isnt fucking him?
<[ben]> not to my knowledge...jason was walkin a little funny tonight though |
#7734 (4/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!! |
#7813 (4/225) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)- |
#7935 (4/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(CubsWoo): Hehe... all this talk about failed abortions
(CubsWoo): is making me hungry |
#8066 (4/284) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ItaLiaNStaLLioN> hey i deleted internet explorer by accident and now i need a browser asap, could some1 send me it plz |
#8144 (4/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naivete> damnit whenever I see the word 'mount' in linux documentation I think UNF
<Vertinox> "...Take hard drive, lube it with proper amounts of kY..." |
#8455 (4/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pat> i had to go to hospital after because of complications
<Bleve> Pat was very complicated, they removed his arsehole by mistake
<Mandi> heh
<Bru> what's that in the middle of his face then?? |
#8535 (4/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?
<JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com
<BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made
<JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive |
#8691 (4/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002 |
#8940 (4/169) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist |
#9192 (4/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<les_savy_fav> all i know is mr.Ed was really a mr, because he went on to have a distinguished career as a porno actor in denmark |
#9363 (4/255) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?! |
#9560 (4/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PYRoTkNiX> i dont look at naked horses |
#10720 (4/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bongoshock : the penis is NOT a muscle!
BeHeMoTh101 : IS TOO
BeHeMoTh101 : organ.
Bongoshock : from the root ORgasm
Bongoshock : ORganic =ORgasmic
BeHeMoTh101 : from the root ORECK
BeHeMoTh101 : the bug killing guys
Bongoshock : 10 pounds of suction power?
BeHeMoTh101 : so really the penis is just an evolved potato bug sprayer |
#10820 (4/305) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mdgslve> Zeek the only good thing about sheep is if you get em close enough to a cliff they push back really hard :) |
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