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<+detz> I know in PHP you can do file('url'), is there something like that in perl?
<+foobos> detz, perldoc LWP::Simple and its get()
<+Azhrarn> `lynx --dump`
* Leolo slaps Azhrarn
* Azhrarn cackles
* tgr `dumps` Azhrarn's body somewhere
<+Azhrarn> AHH! I'M IN #MIRC
<+Azhrarn> HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE
<+Azhrarn> ...so cold...Comment: #perl@efnet
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#32731 (5/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@FireRun> one day i will buy some cds
<@FireRun> and give back
<@FireRun> because i cant find them online |
#32864 (5/463) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NNAndrew> maaan, why can't my boogers come in cherry flavour |
#33152 (5/335) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prof3ta> i used to hate coffee
<prof3ta> now that i work coffee=bliss |
#11832 (4/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<diospadre> NO MORE FINALS
<diospadre> im done.
<BuddyLee> good then go update
<diospadre> no must christmas shop
<BuddyLee> no staff job comes first
<diospadre> no buying stuff comes first cant let the terrorists win
<BuddyLee> LOL!\ |
#13495 (4/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again |
#13711 (4/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number?
<Aximili> yes
<Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword) |
#14429 (4/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints |
#14904 (4/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site |
#15553 (4/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along. These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar) |
#15744 (4/237) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kavonr> our new senior unix sysadmin can't change the ip address on a sun
workstation. |
#16270 (4/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aba> el job search soy el puta
<dave__> ahahahaha.
<dave__> translation
<dave__> <aba> the job search i am the fuck |
#16727 (4/230) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
wil1184: <azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
wil1184: explain that to me
Eyes of Prisms: no clue
wil1184: fucking geeks |
#16793 (4/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<`bb20> i have some definition, but i want it to be cut
<`Munky> i can cut you if you like let me get my plastic rusty spoon
<`bb20> hold on...let me get my tetanus shot |
#16885 (4/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself |
#17273 (4/268) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes |
#17298 (4/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<xenothrope> WHO IS THE MOST TALENTED PRON STAR?!?!
<hoho> ron jeremy
<[H]Lasuuco> me
<[H]Lasuuco> i can wack off on command
<xenothrope> peter north owns jeremy
<hoho> nah
<isajeep> ummm
<[H]Lasuuco> lol
<isajeep> im not prepared to argue the better parts of male porn stars
<NickBlasta> dont lie jeep
<hoho> jeep, im going by the fact that the guy is fat, ugly, and old but still gets laid every day.
<isajeep> I said im not prepared...I don't have my slides ready
<xenothrope> lmao jeep
<isajeep> hoho thats because he(like me) has mastered his body
<NickBlasta> ROFL
<isajeep> wait
<hoho> so you're fat and ugly like him?
<isajeep> that might sund wrong
<isajeep> *sound |
#17419 (4/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is wrong -_- |
#17861 (4/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride' |
#20081 (4/257) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Charlums> i was on tour with the biggest touring act in the world for 2 years kids
<Fitzy> on tour huh?
<Charlums> lord of the dance
<Charlums> i was in lord of the dance
<Lernal> hahaha
<Lernal> oh god
<Fitzy> are you THE lord of the dance? |
#20355 (4/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mailfraud> did i tell u i wore out the motor on my vibrator? |
#20509 (4/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+psychoace> damn fucking netsplits
<+psychoace> when will mirc solve this problem |
#21139 (4/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
·xplosif· sif im lesbian
·xplosif· i just got my dick sucked!
•TwisTz• by a chick?
·xplosif· no a guy |
#21561 (4/186) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[16:13] <goatasaur> ahh, porn
[16:24] <goatasaur> what were we talking about? |
#21815 (4/241) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ak_] I'm moving to linux
[ak_] good bye cruel world! |
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