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<AlmtyBob> I once hit this girl over the head with a shovel in the alley
<AlmtyBob> and while she lie wimpering on the ground
<AlmtyBob> I pissed all over her
<AlmtyBob> then I burnt her to death
<AlmtyBob> oh wait...that was postal 2
<@AlmtyBob> nm
Comment: #ramen
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