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#22197 (4/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<  ILjWerk> I'm on terror alert level fuscia
#25569 (5/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aichpvee> kiger: what was best back in the day in uo was roleplaying a prostitute
<Kiger> lol
<Kiger> you did that aich?
<aichpvee> yeah, i ran the "Streakers' Guild of Britannia"
<aichpvee> ran around nekkid and used bow command to give head for money
#25660 (5/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tito> why can't they make longer-lasting laptop batteries? ;[
<jestuh> why can't they make longer-lasting titos?
<tito> whats that supposed to mean
<jestuh> you know
#26267 (4/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@somegrrl> i'm 14
<@Blaxthos> somegrrl:  will you come help me find my puppy ?
#26282 (4/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
mzazchw: just then i felt my side
mzazchw: and i was like "why do i have a scab???"
mzazchw: then i looked at it
mzazchw: .............................
mzazchw: .... it was dried cum
#28321 (4/170) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off
#28501 (4/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Yellah> Celebrate the decrimalisation of Pot
<[Piratez]> lets make this national
* [Piratez] replaces the maple leaf on the Canadian flag with a weed leaf.
#28806 (4/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tuls> i'll never tell
<LaLaLand> slut
<LaLaLand> you're name is slut spelled backwards
* LaLaLand is soo fucking slow
<tuls> you are name is slut spelled backwards
#28821 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myew> Sorry, there were no quotes found matching funny
#28994 (4/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aokromes> what HOTTT
<Aokromes> 102 °F / 39 °C
<[Piratez]> no idea what temp it is outside here
<[Piratez]> but it aint hot
<[Piratez]> no chicks are out
#29050 (4/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> yeah i'm not real up to snuff on the length
<clay> or girth
<clay> or functionality
<clay> but i can make sweet floppy sex for hours
#29146 (4/778) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ToiletDuk> i know my freedom is already threatened by my own government
<ToiletDuk> does that mean we get to attack?
<FishBulb> <ToiletDuk> i can't fucking believe my leader is against gay marriage!!!!
#29246 (4/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<outlawpoet> building your own girlfriend is not masturbation unless you can accurately predict her actions
#29311 (4/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<duxr0x>...
<duxr0x> i told u u couldn't amputate a cats leg with a goddamn toothbrush you dumbfuck
#29657 (4/266) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FoxNOTICE> irc.foxlink.net going down for a reboot. everyone can thank openssh and their shitty fucking coding team.
#29906 (4/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZyKl0n> my uncle died on saturday
<ZyKl0n> :(
<ZyKl0n> I don't understand it... he was 43
<ZyKl0n> I hope I don't die when I'm 43
<j0sh> sux to be himi
<j0sh> did he die on the toilet
<j0sh> ?
<ZyKl0n> no... dropped dead walking up a driveway to an auction
<ZyKl0n> just keeled over
<j0sh> ROFL
<j0sh> did u take pics
<j0tun> OMG
<j0tun> what kinda question is that?
#29937 (4/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckx> credit cards are great if they're somebody else's
#29939 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ckjesusx> reppy poses as a elementary school crossing guard
<ckjesusx> only the other side of the street is the back of his van
#30298 (4/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ultimos> what's a fuckin troll?
<Ultimos> lol
<binkzz> url what is an internet troll
<migas> - "what is an internet troll": http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll
<Ultimos> migas has saveth me.
<binkzz> migas always takes the credit ;[
#31294 (4/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* majestik watched 21 grams
<Haywire22> Of what?
#31918 (4/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
#31972 (4/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KArmA-> mmm chicks with dicks
<Andreas_1> u like it dont u
<Andreas_1> i thought it was boys with boobs
<KArmA-> no
<KArmA-> that's a fatty
#32058 (4/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bobelina> bunny porn
<ZestyO> speaking of porn
<ZestyO> I need to download this video
<ZestyO> ...
<ZestyO> you didn't just hear thatComment: #MxO
#32669 (4/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrazyCoot> i bet the fbi runs grouphug
#32697 (4/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JohnWSmokeJr> i don't shower until i can smell my own balls
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