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#45900 (10/76) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<biiaru> http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/06/19/six_legged_puppy_found_in_mal aysia/
<KX> O_O
<Rdl|[DRW]> yea
<Rdl|[DRW]> he has 2 peni too
<darkgamerGS> wtf
<KX> XD
<Rdl|[DRW]> bet he'll grow up to be popular with tha bitches
<darkgamerGS> XD!Comment: #dyo, irc.mediadriven.net
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#46195 (10/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Now talking in #abuse&healing
* Topic is ' ( http://www.freewebs.com/abuse-and-healing/ )'
* Set by X on Sat Jul 09 21:04:47
<KenshinK> I have been abused
<KenshinK> by Jesus
<KenshinK> he touched me
<bluedaisy> thats inappropriate KenshinK
<KenshinK> I know, he should have asked firstComment: Don't trust Jesus, he likes to fondle people
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#53901 (10/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<galisus> I think I realized I'd never touch Linux again when I was like.. "Holy shit I never have to deal with X11 EVER again.."
<galisus> It was like my first blowjob all over again.
<galisus> Good times. |
#55838 (10/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<altoid> so this ~20 year old walks up with his mom to the register
<altoid> and she's paying with a check
<altoid> so our cashier asks her for ID to verify
<altoid> and he says (jokingly): "why do you have to be such a bitch?"
<altoid> (to the cashier)
<altoid> and his mom turns to him, and says with a concerned tone:
<altoid> "you're gonna have a lot of success with the ladies"
<altoid> the guy: "..."
<altoid> the cashier couldn't even be mad at him for calling her a bitch
<altoid> i think if my mom told me that, i'd have to go kill myself within 5 minsComment: the Gap
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#117356 (10/100) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GregG> I also paid for mIRC, 'cus it's the best IRC app out there, no matter how many others I try. It was time to cough it up to the guy.
<irq_> wow, paying for irc
<irq_> worse than paying for sex |
#125781 (10/1364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[17:33] <Julia-Maureen> Hold on, my cat is screaming... |
#157626 (10/440) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Rjx`) It is all well and good for children and acid freaks to still believe in Santa Claus but it is still a profoundly morbid day for us working professionals. It is unsettling to know that one out of every twenty people you meet on Christmas will be dead this time next year....Some people can accept this, and some can't. That is why God made whiskey.Comment: #geekissues
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#294482 (10/124) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< User_4574> rm -rf /usr/slugonamission
< User_4574> apparently you dont exist...
< slugonamission> sudo rm -rf /dev/shittyUser
< slugonamission> touch /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> cp /dev/yourMum /mnt/myPenis
< x5315> chmod a+rwx /dev/yourMum
< slugonamission> Hang on, retract my last statement
< slugonamission> mount /dev/yourMum -t fuck hard /mnt/myPenis
< slugonamission> Yeah bitch :P
< x5315> slugonamission: you're a fucking nerd |
#294770 (10/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LJB> get petrol, thats got the good alcohol
<Lord Adam> Dude
<Lord Adam> Petrol is like 10% alcohol
<Lord Adam> Max
<Lord Adam> Hmm
<Lord Adam> That's more than beer... |
#306428 (10/96) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< nukes> damn, almost beat my best time on minesweeper
< nukes> only to be fucked over by a guess
< nukes> was the last two, and it could have been either
< nukes> nearly beat it by a fair margin as well, 90 seconds on expert
< nukes> compared to 2 mins
< iFarmer> Meh, was never any good at minesweeper
< iFarmer> Only recently found out what the numbers mean |
#309325 (-25/65) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< CoJaBo> Well, found the Gmail April Fools prank- they now force you to use that stupid new compost form >_>
< CoJaBo> compose*
< yano> hah
< CoJaBo> ..actually, yeh, I'm calling it the Compost Form from now on ==DDD |
#85 (10/687) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matt> you could fit a carrot up that nose |
#140 (10/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> Acero: don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what i say
<Acero> DigDug: yeah, i guess i should just stick my dick in and find out if i get herpes for myself! |
#189 (10/494) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<chernobyl> flash isn't going down. flash is putting java out of business
<chernobyl> how long has XML been around, and no one's moving to it |
#294 (10/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mooglezz> IRC got me into shitloads of illegal activities, fradulent use of coupons, video piracy, audio bootlegging, and hardcore pornography
<Mooglezz> Among other things
<MoogIezz> :( |
#333 (10/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand...
<TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc
<TknoMncr> I swear
<TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it
<TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse |
#334 (10/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dert> i would much rather have a big thick detailed atlas of mars than a pair of breasts for one evening |
#558 (10/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@xvize> xwin is like an os |
#559 (10/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[05:45pm] [+xvize] yea aol's supposed to be harder to trace |
#713 (10/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me |
#771 (10/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR |
#1272 (10/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<r0f> plz, it's the way to ask for something on efnet
<r0f> or express your feelings
<r0f> like when I join, I say "plz"
<r0f> it just means "plz". it's not really a request, it's just like "plz"
<r0f> know what I'm sayin? kthx |
#2216 (10/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
--- Topic for #celebs-n-models is <@YoGuRT_> beer just had his first Duck Job..how ya feel? <@Beercaps> same as before
<Digested> heh
<Digested> wtf is a duckjob?
<Beercaps> its bj from julia roberts |
#2465 (10/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend |
#2618 (10/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks
*** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan
<TomHanks> {S gotmail |
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