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<RoadRuner> mail1 procmail[15005]: Error while writing to "/dev/null"
<RoadRuner> on my mail server at cisco |
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<RtWh0> garlic ok you and me right here right now
* GaRlic_iv puts up his dukes
* GaRlic_iv ... wait.. i got fuckin no dukes
* RtWh0 pulls out ding dong and swings it around like a whip and cuts Garlics head off
<RtWh0> then some guy yells FATALITY
<RtWh0> in a mean vioce
<GaRlic_iv> RtWh0 pulls out ding dong
<GaRlic_iv> i hope thats not your dogs name dude |
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{DingoVolf} is that a hermaphroditic swami under your left fender or are you just glad to be a designer of prosthetic foreheads? |
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<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading |
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<StalkerofurSoul> I only sexually harass midgets
<Bartolimis> I only sexually harrass hot chicks
<Spazz> I only sexually harrass the elderly. |
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[dozer] if i say what i wanted to say i'd probably get quoted/laughed at so i'm not going to |
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(note! i know the last one i sent you guys was just a copy of what you already had but this one is halarious)
<draito5> 35
<35man> yeah?
<draito5> last night i she dumped me
<draito5> SHE DUMPED ME MAN!!
<35man> Who? Claire?!
<draito5> yea
<35man> Hey listen, I'm really sorry about that, how you holding up?
<draito5> not good bro i nearly killed myself
<35man> awww come on, it can't be that bad.
<draito5> no seriously!!! i was sitting in the bathroom and i
took my razorblade and i was just shaving when i thought, whats the use
and then i seriously started thinking about it
<35man> wow. holy shit. did you end up doin it? |
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<repp> Why is the internet sucking so much today!!
<danm> repp: because it hates you?
<repp> that's IT! I've had ONE TOO MANY DISCONNECTIONS! Imma get my gun and teach that in'net a thang or 2 |
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<Danarchy> I'm glad that with my small penis, I'll always be gentle with the ladies |
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<demiurge> why dont you unban me from bots already
<demiurge> helo?
<TML> 501 5.0.0 HELO requires domain address |
#22333 (12/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jubei-> sup nigs
<kaihn[afk]> :o
<Jubei-> i mean..
<Jubei-> Hello fine gentlemen, how are you this fine morning? |
#28716 (11/273) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pioneer> [ Lazesharp ] guess what i found
<Lazesharp> erm
<Lazesharp> hang on, i know this one
<Lazesharp> your penis? |
#29290 (11/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pupkick> baby's doing great
<pupkick> took him 39~ hours to have his first pee, but hot damn did he fill that fucking diaper, gown, and all |
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<IceWizard> in honor of MLK day, my mom fed her snake a black mouse instead of whiteComment: #emu efnet
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Doja: i wonder if he noticed that her pussy has been tampered w/
whack`wrkk: you didnt leave a rubber hangin out that hoe did you
whack`wrkk: queef out a balloon poodle |
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<jonathans> what the fuck kind of geek do you think ia m
<jonathans> only filthy linux users dont wash regularly |
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<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the
channel I that I have been using for this past year
<M[]rgue> meh
<M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine |
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<diranged> silly ghost bear
<diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling
<diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless |
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<jor> NE SXE/F W/P N A/S/L PM ME PLZ IF U R D 1 2 C 4 A BJ KTHX |
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<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh... |
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<whitelightning> suck my nipples
<teh-kitteh> WL: huh?
<BlackIce> wl: ask geo
<teh-kitteh> he's at work though iceh :)
* whitelightning runs off for Geo
<whitelightning> wow!
<whitelightning> he's got a mouth like a hoover
<BlackIce> wl
<BlackIce> that's not geo
<BlackIce> that's a hoover |
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HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees fahrenheit and sweat my fucking balls off.....
HolyViper7: or do i sit inside and look at porn?
HolyViper7: toughie...
Lotach: tough decision
Lotach: either way you get sweaty |
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<ash|revising> logs are for beavers |
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<@Xin> stfu loxley. go back to denmark!
<@Xin> fake swede cunt!
<@loxley> Xin: okay .fi wannabe
<@Xin> OMFG
<@Xin> THAT WAS LOW |
#23143 (10/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* cows has joined #kuro5hin
* ChanServ sets mode: +o cows
<drwiii> http://douglas.min.net/gowb.gif <-- cow
<COMPUTERA> drwiii, I'm guessing that you got it in your head at some point that if only you appended "<-- cow" to enough URLs, she'd sleep with you. Well, you might be correct. However, I bet you're starting to lose momentum, get discouraged. Wouldn't it be ironic if you gave up when only one more URL would've finally brought her around? With that in mind, I guess you'll never stop.
<Iman> ^^--- too long to topic :( |
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