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#26286 (10/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
I like 2eat tape: when i was in 4 th grade there was this awesome 5 grader matthew podawski, i rememeber, and he used to ride his bike to school and mis match socks and and i really wanted to be his friend but he was so weird and he thanked me for the offer but was like "one friend in the world is enough" he then transfered schools |
#26293 (10/226) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> i fucking hate
<timmo> when i answer the phone
<timmo> and it gos like this
<timmo> me: hello?
<timmo> person: hello?
<timmo> me: ... <click>
<timmo> well i hate everything besides the last line |
#29009 (10/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn.
<cstine> not that it's a bad thing.
<cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now.
<cstine> or towels. |
#29052 (10/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<czechreck> Hey.. I was totally shit faced, I could have impreagnated my dog and not known untill I got an ugly litter |
#29525 (10/316) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wwmrtww> great, lab partner calls me this morning
<wwmrtww> to tell me hes not going to be in class
<wwmrtww> cause hes going to the doctor about his drug problem :/
<wwmrtww> i KNEW that guy was tweaking in class one day
<wwmrtww> hell the whole class noticed |
#29643 (10/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> OMFG
<AlmtyBob> I THINK MY INTERNAL ORGANS ALL JUST EXPLODED
<AlmtyBob> CHRIST
<AlmtyBob> that was so fucking painful my eyesight blurred for like 30 seconds
<ryo-ohki> ...
<Magickian> sounds like a good wank session
<AlmtyBob> fuck I hope my wannabe ulcer isn't starting again
<AlmtyBob> going to go take an explosive crap
<AlmtyBob> oh jesus
<AlmtyBob> no toilet paper |
#30425 (10/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rinseaid> they should release QT version 3.1415 |
#30486 (10/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[9mm]sircrap> 1shot whats your favorite level in cod
<boognish> level 10 cock of the infinite
<boognish> doh, sorry, wrong window
<boognish> =] |
#31285 (10/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hep> fo0 is a premature ejaculator?
<G3-Game> cock mizer?
<fo0bar> hep: only when I'm around you
<G3-Game> scrooge mccock?
<kingmob> ewww
<kingmob> that's pretty bad
<dmose> cocksocket
<kingmob> cause remember what scrooge used to do in his money?
<kingmob> like, roll around in it and swim in it and stuff
<kingmob> now i'm picturing...ecccchhh
<kingmob> just...ecchhhh
<willo> with his nephews
<aykroyd> ack! /clear, dammit!!
<kingmob> ecchhhh!
<fo0bar> willo: thank you for further tainting my view of childhood
<ogw-iii> oy
<willo> anytime. |
#33177 (10/280) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lazesharp> fuck
<Lazesharp> just knocked my case
<Pioneer> and...
<Lazesharp> bye bye Movies A - LComment: Hard drive problems
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#33215 (10/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama2> fucking imacs
<kisama2> fucking suck dicks
<kisama2> i'm sitting here trying to use this imac
<kisama2> because all the other computers are broken
<kisama2> or in use
<kisama2> MOTHERFUCKER
<kisama2> mouse freezes every 10 seconds
<kisama2> for about a minute
<kisama2> all i can do is type fucking IRC RAGE
<kisama2> into this channel
<kisama2> its so horribleComment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#33273 (10/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Hibiki> its not how a woman looks on the outside
<@Hibiki> its how good they are in bed |
#33738 (10/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<interface|work> I need a marriageautopilot.exe program with an /unattend switch
<[G4]CowBook> marriage.exe /q/y
<[G4]CowBook> heh
<interface|work> lol
<[G4]CowBook> or in unix:
<[G4]CowBook> ./marriage > /dev/null 2>&1
<interface|work> rofl
<[G4]CowBook> i'd just set up a cron job for it actually
<[G4]CowBook> :P
<interface|work> to run daily?
<]CkB[Janus> lol
<[G4]CowBook> doesn't matter to me, as long as it's redirected to /dev/null
<[G4]CowBook> it can run every minute as far as i careComment: #ckb, irc.gamesurge.net
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#36525 (10/198) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* LW tries to think of other things to put on order for datacenter equipment
<aykroyd_> LW: two comely lasses of virtue true |
#37115 (10/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(fleet) I once, accidentally, called my GF porky in bed. That didn't go down too well.
(soda) fleet are you serious! did you mean it? lol
(fleet) well...she did have the same kind of fat content as several buses full of obese people. |
#38322 (10/196) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@ill_fill> jesus christ was a gangsta rapper
<@ill_fill> they killed him once and then he came back and make a platinum album |
#38975 (10/202) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@splice> this channel isnt primarily left-wing, its primarily wantstoargueComment: #ramen
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#39046 (10/212) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Reliant> heh, Piera is an op here?
<doc|work> yeah, blowjobs get you everywhere |
#39087 (10/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^Sasquatch^> AFK = Away From Komputer |
#39760 (10/124) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
--> Projectile_Secretion has joined #rh-idlerpg
<Projectile_Secretion> anyone have furry porn?
<Projectile_Secretion> I need it.
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<Projectile_Secretion> please
<Projectile_Secretion> :(
<Weedums> he wants furry dog porn
<Weedums> for his "sister"
<Projectile_Secretion> who the fuck are you, my sidekick?
<Projectile_Secretion> shut the fuck up and let me do the talking
<Projectile_Secretion> man you people are shitcocks
<Projectile_Secretion> ima report this channel
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#40003 (10/116) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NotOneOfUs> http://moeboard.net/wldpdlakstp/20040921-0904-086.jpg WHAT ARE THE ANSWERS OH I KNOW
<CardboardArmor> Oh FUCK YOU NOOU
<CardboardArmor> I just failed Organic Chemistry.
<CardboardArmor> I could totally have used this anime girl's ass as a study guide.
<CardboardArmor> Wait, Br2? That isn't organic chem.
<CardboardArmor> This is regular chem.
<CardboardArmor> Never mind.
<CardboardArmor> Lots of carbon ring structures, though.
<CardboardArmor> Oh, and puffy labia. But I'm totally trying to figure out the equations on her ass.
<CardboardArmor> I'm a Chemistry fag.
<NotOneOfUs> heheh
<CardboardArmor> I'm sure some of those are unbalanced.
<CardboardArmor> Okay. On the top of her ass is Calculus. The bottom ass is chem.
<CardboardArmor> And her proofs suck.
<CardboardArmor> Totally not getting any dick if you can't balance equations and calculate derivatives correctly.Comment: Oh the wonders of Moe.
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#42132 (10/96) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< Crew^> have you ever bought a prostitute, dupper?
< dupper> Nope.
< dupper> I am content to know they exist.
< dupper> that there is a woman who does the opposite of cock-blockery |
#42448 (10/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Cowbert> there isn't really an appreciable performance benefit using reiser over ext3 is there?
<beeMind> only if you compile with -funroll_loops
<gregh> reiserfs --pinstripe --exhaust-diameter=12cm
<Cowbert> --blueneon
<Nugget> make WITH_STICKERS=yes
<crewman> --powerstickers_typeR
<froggie> --soundsystem=excess_bass
<PetrDoubt> -DNO_IDEA
<Cowbert> make WITH_LARGE_WING_FWD=yes
<beeMind> haha
<Nugget> Warning: --rwd option unsupported
<froggie> hahaha |
#42868 (10/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Toblerone_] where did people come up with this high on life concept?? is that like having sex without a partner??
[Cheeky_Chick] yeah its called masterbation
[Toblerone_] cheeky: when u masta, do u first take yourself out to dinner
[Toblerone_] followed by a romantic solitary walk on the beach
[Toblerone_] and a nice coffee by yourself
[Toblerone_] and then do it??
Nikky`] rofl
Nikky`] No Toblerone_.. when you fuck yourself.. you can condone cheap ass behaviour..coz you know your broke but horny |
#44948 (10/82) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@MrNoLimit> damn movies on slow ass bots
<@MrNoLimit> i wonder if i say something would they ban me
<+TimJohnson> depends on how you say it
<+TimJohnson> excuse me are there any faster bots that have X movie?
<+TimJohnson> is probably safe
<+TimJohnson> hey you dirty fuckstains your bots are slower than jesus carrying a fucking crucifix
<+TimJohnson> probably will result in a ban
<@naste> haha
<@MrNoLimit> lmfao
<@MrNoLimit> i should do that one
Quits: MrNoLimit (blah@ForGeT.vH0sTs.GeT.Vh0Es.NeT)(Quit: SvSKilled: ....Eat shit and die.) |
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