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#3222 (10/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it |
#3403 (10/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf / |
#3575 (10/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world
<pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up
<pagan> and he gets weak
<pagan> =)
<jstepka> hell yeah |
#4844 (10/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife |
#5638 (10/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Krispy> you could double specialize
<Krispy> GYN/PROCTOLOGY
<Krispy> THEN YOU COULD DO THE SHOCKER
<Krispy> AND IT WOULD BE ALL LEGAL |
#5646 (10/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+stray> Somehow, i cant get behind a prophet named JOE SMITH
<+krispy> hahaha
<+krispy> i can't get behind any
<+stray> the catholic church spent many years getting behind ME (if you know what I mean *wink*) |
#5671 (10/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KeeperS> is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
<Tsunamio> Yes
<Sivako|Morrowind> especially if you have the nude patch |
#6191 (10/224) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<felix:#916> i borked ditto
<felix:#916> it might just need a power cycle.
<p1nky:#916> I thought you had a masterswitch?
<felix:#916> yeah. ditto's not on the masterswitch, because it's a rock-solid machine.
<slap:#916> irony |
#6361 (10/200) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tbp> I never trusted James Earl Jones after that Vader shit. |
#6432 (10/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PI^2> my first puter was c-64
<PI^2> I had many nasty games on c-64 :D
<PI^2> like 'fast masturbation' and such :)
<PI^2> that game was soo weird :D
<PI^2> though it had good graphics for a c-64 game :) |
#6549 (10/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Lemieux doesnt do the menage-a-trois thing
<Lemieux> at least... not if there's 2 women involved
<skidd> so you're a multiple input woman?
* Lemieux is not a porn star
<JayByrd> you don't have to be a porn star
<JayByrd> dirties across the land are getting it at both ends, as we speak |
#6914 (10/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pvx> alright, ive come up with a good description.. it looks like snot that was soaked in cum, rolled around in encheladas, and put in a freezer for an hour. |
#6959 (10/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<greg> I like bush, but i dont like Busch or Bush. |
#6961 (10/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zhixel:#916> <matrix> woah. I know perl. </matrix>
<junk:#916> you forgot the trailing dude |
#7000 (10/196) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> Radioactive rain would be pretty freaky
<evenpar123> You'd need a pretty strong umbrella...
<Slant> evenpar123: Umbrella wouldn't help.
<evenpar123> Lead bubble?
<Slant> Shit, living inside of a motorized lead bubble would be cool.
<evenpar123> Where would you get gas?
<Slant> You could use the rain.
<evenpar123> But, how would you use the internet?
<mightyflo> use aol |
#7033 (10/214) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paine> "What body parts would you be willing to give away to play AO normally?"
<Paine> I mean, are you really using that little toe for anything important?
<Rattran> Depends on how many are in the freezer, doesn't it?
<Burimpu> I'd give my left vaginal wall to play AO properly! |
#7088 (10/216) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Naivete> I wouldn't be surprised if xrg is down for good.
<Soul|gone> it has been 24 hours.
<Soul|gone> that is a pretty good indication that it went bye bye
<Naivete> that would make me rather sad.
<Naivete> not all that sad, mind you.
<Naivete> but still pretty sad.
<Damarr> Just sad enough to make you feel sad
<Naivete> exactly |
#7089 (10/191) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kash> Biee, my modem cost me 8 bucks
<Bieeardo> Holy shit. That's... oy.
<Kash> IT IS A CURCUIT BOARD AND A BELL
<Kash> circuit
<Kash> lol
<Bieeardo> Oh, so it's a hard-coded version of EQ? |
#7230 (10/188) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ace_kevi] heh, i didn't know there was a programming language called
brainfuck.
[buz-] goes by "MIPS assembler" also |
#7342 (10/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<skankuhz> I work my bung muscles every night, just in case i have to go to jail, I'll rip off a mans tip if he tries to ass fuck me! |
#7520 (10/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<g33kk0r3> anyone know what carpet bombing is?
<vaportrail> umm...taking a crap on a vagina? |
#7535 (10/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<orb06> something red and semi-opaque
<orb06> said it was "stool softener"
<orb06> Im like wtf
<orb06> I like my stool hard, ma'am
<orb06> and left without it
<orb06> no pain no gain
<orb06> thats what I say |
#7888 (10/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bung-Eye> Its a sweet pickup line, and I even used it!
<Bung-Eye> i was pissed as a cunt
<Bung-Eye> it didn't work though
<Bung-Eye> cos i ended up sayin it to a guy :/ |
#8032 (10/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Empathy> I wanna crap, but my mother's in bed and dropping logs'd wake her up |
#8440 (10/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Excession> I'm getting seven figures. "FUCK ALL" |
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