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#30111 (9/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<regwaur> <nwmann> i've been able to get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock before
<R0y> dude i used to be able to get my whole shaft into my throat
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3
<regwaur> ahahaa
<Matt^^^> I've been able to get the top 3" of my cock in my mouth
<regwaur> why even have a gf then r0y
<R0y> because she makes me feel whole and good
<enoggy> dude
<enoggy> people who constantly try to suck their own dick worry me
<regwaur> question is
<regwaur> if you could suck your dick, would you swallow?
<enoggy> hahah
<R0y> fuck ya |
#33094 (9/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Calisa> Do you ever post women with good looking vaginal regions?
<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<langster> Calisa is there such a thing?
<Calisa> Sure.
<ironchefrocks> how is one good looking?
<Aegis> it looks like a flower ...
<ZekeMacNeil> or a cauliflower |
#92466 (9/785) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Davey_Rootbeer> what the FUCK
<@Davey_Rootbeer> i am flipping through channels
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and pokemon is on
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and team rocket is running away from something
<@Davey_Rootbeer> and jessie is saying "next time wwe get a pokemon to defend us in court, it better be a nosepass"
<@Davey_Rootbeer> which is a pokemon that is a giant nose |
#105650 (9/121) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hooden-Hen> i wanna see muse again
<Hooden-Hen> the fuck is she
<rmuser> college
<Hooden-Hen> she should really come online
<Hooden-Hen> to talk to me
<rmuser> she's a FAT WHORE with DOZENS OF PIERCINGS
<rmuser> not that there's anything wrong with that
<Hooden-Hen> looks are unimportant to me
<Hooden-Hen> we connect on a spiritual level
<rmuser> we discuss ass lube |
#117933 (9/497) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+MMDE> i was supposed to scare my lil bro who was lying in the bed in the dark
<+MMDE> but it was my mom... and i placed my hands on both her tits
<+MMDE> she didnt have on anything
<+MMDE> they're hot
<+Yumichika> u make me feel normal MMDEComment: irc.p2p-network.net/#demonoid
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#296660 (9/39) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@Aetos]: so the point of this channel is A) talk to people of similiar interest, B) Make fun of Aetos |
#297648 (9/537) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[+Knoeki] think eating poo is disgusting?
[sZam] only when im sober yea |
#310594 (9/49) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rymate1234> z33k33 is trolling imo
<walle303> s/troll/z33k33
<PikalaxALT> walle303: rymate1234 actually meant: z33k33 is z33k33ing imo
<walle303> A sleeping POKeMON blocks the way!
<Renb> s/^.*$/butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: walle303 actually meant: butts
<Renb> s/^.*$/\nQUIT :butts/
<PikalaxALT> Renb: PikalaxALT actually meant:
* PikalaxALT has quit (Quit: butts)
<Renb> LOLComment: abusing a sed script.
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#310634 (9/23) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zyradyl> So I've started working on an AI just as a side project. I want to re-hone my Common Lisp knowledge. It has been years.
<cjk> what kind of ai
<Zyradyl> conversational, might do more as time permits
<asaph> You do realize, back when you were a dude, and pry, you had a strong stance against conversational AI?
<Zyradyl> Don't worry, I put a noose around my neck whenever I start hacking at it, just in the event that something goes horribly wrong or I realize I'm a fucking moron.
<Lutmus> Zyra: Sounds like you're already an experienced neural network programmer. |
#297499 (8/338) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[~binarybandit] What did the Buddha say to the hot dog vendor? "Make me one with everything."Comment: #zomgwtfbbq, irc.p2p-network.net
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#298704 (8/160) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs |
#311313 (9/35) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@itszn> Only 53 days, 8 hours, 34 min, and 15 seconds until Christmas
<@xerphn> im already looking forward to the one after that |
#33380 (8/350) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CapnWacky> Y'know how much exp I had to collect to be a LVL 43 pervert/LVL 12 Fag???
<CapnWacky> A lot, a fucking lotComment: #ehentai
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#39926 (8/212) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ircToonz> I like pot more than beer because I don't wake up in my own vomit when I smoke to much pot |
#41688 (8/208) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rdancer> frog_: *printf means ``those many functions whose name ends with "printf"'' at least in C, there are *many*
<||cw> my favorite is pprintf, it prints the first letter of any words where the starting sounds is a hard consant sound 2 times |
#43282 (8/192) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
eTheRealPulse: you see, if it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck
laid_back: and masturbates like a horny chick that didn't get any on prom night because she got dumped
laid_back: then it might be my exComment: #windows
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#48553 (8/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* JamalTheDucky eats a cookie instead
<JamalTheDucky> ... I wish this was HER cookie :(
<JamalTheDucky> ;_;
<JamalTheDucky> maybe I'll have good dreams tonight :)
<Anaz|LostIt> keep dreaming the unnatainable DM. Eventually you'll completely disconnect with reality and become a stalker!
<JamalTheDucky> and then I'll atleast get some panties!
<Anaz|LostIt> and an introduction to a large 300 lb black man who will love you forever (or at least until parole) |
#50946 (8/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Thuryn> i figure, carry the machine gun for business, and the rapier for pleasure
<Thuryn> but don't forget the dagger in both cases, for close quarters. and perhaps a 9mm ;)
<biform_3> i don't think we can be friends
<Thuryn> :( |
#52003 (8/448) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sp3cial> well ok, shitty computer, I'd better not bump the desk or you might start making heaps of noise.
<Sp3cial> an smell like smoke...
<Sp3cial> HOLY FUCK SHIT FUCK
<Sp3cial> OH DEAR GOD FIRE SHIT |
#52036 (8/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> I'VE HIT BOTOTM
<AlmtyBob> I went to download a scat porn off newzbin, and was afraid I might already have it 8(
<AlmtyBob> fuck...I do have itComment: #ramen
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#56492 (8/498) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<swight> I just farted and it sounded like the IE pop up blocker sound |
#62902 (8/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+chels> real human porn weirds me out, i dont wana see other people doin itComment: #wpi
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#78379 (8/520) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+commodore_dude> BalefireX
<+commodore_dude> i dunno wtf happened
<+commodore_dude> but my mom heard some thing on the radio about how the elise is gonna be highly collectable in 10-15 years
<+commodore_dude> so now she's bugging my dad to get one
<@BalefireX_> you know, commodore_dude
<@BalefireX_> it kinda sounds like your parents are pretty cool
<+commodore_dude> har
<+commodore_dude> yeah
<+commodore_dude> they're awesome
<@BalefireX_> they must be so disappoined
<+commodore_dude> :DComment: #gideontech
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#17 (8/975) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<emufreak> And now, an interview with Marat Fayzullin.
<emufreak> How did you get into emulation?
<RST38h> Well, it started when som*** PLZ PAY $35 TO CONTINUE |
#413 (8/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends. |
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