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#8660 (10/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!
#8674 (10/210) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!'
#8743 (10/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Linguica> heh
<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th
<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK
#10186 (10/258) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
]-eX-[Mad^AfK is x0z@prefers.linux.and.never.uses.progs.from.m-i-c-r-o-s-0-f-t.de * nfwuor
[]-eX-[Mad^AfK VERSION reply]: mIRC32 v6.0 + dEfCoN oNe v0.74.65 by Ecronika
#10479 (10/230) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tamara> i still can't reach lj :( I
<Twid> really?  i just got there
<tamara> obviously livejournal hates canada.
<jej> WHO DOESN'T.
<Twid> they probably banned all of canada
<Twid> or dedicated a modem line to routing to canada
<tamara> 14.4
#65 (9/587) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LEONARDO> EMINEM < PUBERTY
#926 (9/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film
#1058 (9/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)
#1203 (9/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RevSlidey> patience is the only acoustic song I like
<Ronald> <RevSlidey> black is the only kind of dick i will suck
#1758 (9/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<< Now chatting in #finalfight
>>Quit! imaginari " Leaving "
>>Quit! MightyQuinn " Ping timeout "
>>Quit! Thom " Ping timeout "
[Nyphur] ARGH! I'm killing people by being here!
#2168 (9/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Miko> hey i don't remember them dropping food on NYC when they crashed into the WTC
#2632 (9/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole
#2987 (9/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box
#3158 (9/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on
#3317 (9/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(|ScOOp|) I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
#3375 (9/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person
#3565 (9/315) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture
<DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten'
*** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying)
*** DMC[tiky] (hi@pcp800792pcs.nrockv01.md.comcast.net) has joined
<DMC[tiky]> haha
<DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face
#3746 (9/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<madog> one of these days ima whore an o and /kill qurve
<Infomastr> i've set up private irc servers just to /kill myself
<elm> you must be bored
<Infomastr> i have no sex life
#4500 (9/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vecna> Holy fucking christ, lord and savior, show us your tits, that's a lot of ZSNES ASM code
#4866 (9/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each
#5349 (9/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guilty> I dont kid around with my fat chicks
<Guilty> Theres one simple golden rule: No fat chicks.
<Guilty> Golden because thats the color of the Golden Arches, the perferred eating place of Fat Chicks
#5658 (9/269) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
> i think my swapfile just expanded again.
> who put viagra on my win95??
#6689 (9/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FatElvis> The only that comes from Texas are steers and...
<josh> ... Jews?
#6963 (9/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<felix:#slackware> ne1 isn't here.  try AOL
#7458 (9/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<loathe> CF 5 is way way better
<dev0n> way way better than what? a hand job from your mom?
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