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<|rein|> Robitussin is like Jello man, there's always room for more |
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*** Covaro is now known as Cov-poopie
<Cov-poopie> got shit to do |
#8508 (9/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> hm thats a toughie
<dr_rotcod> everything ive learned about relationships i learned from 'friends'
<dr_rotcod> "just do what ross did" |
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<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations.. |
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<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future |
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<Afterglow> tom what's the wallop command for mirc? you know?
<relapse> slash onotice i am gay |
#9057 (9/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
The-ill-man- *beat kicks in* yo yo you know i be somkein some grass, tappin some ass, while rippin on bowls, and hittin on hoes
-cyanide- ur smoking weed while fucking girls while smoking weed while trying to pick up girls.. nice rap.. |
#10475 (9/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** hep transubstantiated into SUPERMEGAHYPERKITTEN
*** SUPERMEGAHYPERKITTEN transubstantiated into SUPERMEGAPANTSLESSKITTEN
*** Starscream (eric@dis.gruntle.org) has joined channel #insub
<Starscream> hi.
<Starscream> i came in because hep has no pants. |
#11690 (9/403) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Temujin> What class are phoenixes?
<Lewk> Water pokemon
<Temujin> We made up a pokémon today at school.
<Temujin> It's called the "Mexican".
<Temujin> It shoots dirty food and water at you.
<Temujin> And it's special skill is making 15,000 babies and stealing jobs away from people
<Nighters> Temujin you racist bugger.
<Temujin> "Mexican, I choose you! CROSS THE BORDER ATTACK!" |
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<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> <3
<ds91> <#
<ds91> U MAKE MY HEART POUND |
#37416 (9/161) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@AlmtyBob> man
<@AlmtyBob> alcoholics take themselves too seriously
<@AlmtyBob> some dude comes up to me wanting to cancel a day off he'd put in
<@AlmtyBob> saying he didn't remember why he put it in the first place, nothing was going on except his one year anniversary of not drinking
<@AlmtyBob> so I said smth like, "Hey! Steve and I are going downtown on Thursday, come down to the bar and we'll celebrate"
<@AlmtyBob> he wasn't amused
<@AlmtyBob> if you can't joke about yourself who can you joke about? |
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<somniloquy> Speak English or I'll have to come kill you.
<Marax> :P
<Marax> if you are in norway lets go out for a drink
<somniloquy> K. Then I kill you.
<Marax> no
<Marax> because i had poisoned the drink
<somniloquy> I poisoned yours too.
<muscle> :o
<muscle> romeo and juliet
<[Bond]> that's sweet
<Marax> i only pretended to drink it
<somniloquy> I'm wired with explosives that detonate if my heartbeat drops too much.
<Marax> i bribed the arab you bought the explosives from, its a dud
<somniloquy> I bribed the Arab you bribed to strap some to you whilst you were asleep, too, and those aren't duds...
<Kurt> now there's a sight to wake up to
<Marax> i am beaten :/
<somniloquy> ^_^Comment: #angband @ worldirc
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<timmo> man i need a girlfriend or a fuck buddy
<timmo> because i need a back massage
<filth_> getting my back scratched is probably what i miss most about being single
<sxh> i don't give a shit
<sxh> turn my back to a woman
<sxh> probably get stabbed |
#39758 (9/139) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@crustgod> dude I fucked up again today
<@Xanthi> ?
<@crustgod> some chick was hitting on me, she said like "you can't resist me" and I was like "yeah I can" and she was like "not if I put your head between my legs" and I was like "I don't care, I'm nekro"
<@crustgod> =(
<@Xanthi> ..Comment: #blackdeath-cult
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< teferi> I lost the office pool
< teferi> damn
<+res0> aww, no more swimming at work |
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<+pfk-serv> your married...thats interesting....your constantly downloading porn...i figure you were just like the rest of us...perverts |
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<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem' |
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<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen
<jonathans> its not very salty, though |
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<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz processor? |
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<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals |
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<Rich2> After reading how The Passion of Joan of Arc was thought lost forever until it was discovered in 1985 in a closet of a mental hospital, I have been wondering if there are other films that are considered lost forever.
<Rich2> that's...funny
<Rich2> Alfred Hitchcock has a lost film called The Mountain Eagle (1926) --- No prints of this film (Alfred Hitchcock's second) are known to have survived and no one has seen it since the late 1920s. Please check your attic.
<Goddess> lol
<Goddess> I'm gonna be a director or a producer, and half the movies I make are going to be "lost forever"
<Rich2> yeah
<Rich2> most "*cough* home movies" are lost forever at the request of the stars
<Rich2> generally pending divorce :P
<Rich2> alright bbiaf
<Goddess> o.o
<Goddess> Not those kind >.< |
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<OveRKiLL> iom tyoping w ith myi dick rihgt now. |
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<Manuva> who keeps uploading the college fuckfest shit? Cause it sucks
<Minion> one of em was okay, I didn't download it from the ftp tho
<Manuva> but they're so obviously fucking staged
<Manuva> It's like they're saying "Hey this is what happens at college and you're missing it fag!"....but it's bullshit :(
<Minion> so what
<Minion> who cares if its fucking authentic
<Manuva> Me...I wanna see some bitch get clubbed in the face by a lamp and get beastfucked by 3 guys |
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<Hippy> Damn its freaking cold in here and my heater is broke :(
<HT101> Oo k that explains y ur willy is so little
<Hippy> WTF u doin with my willy?
<HT101> I got hungry, couldn't find anything else |
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<TiTaN> "If it smells like cheap cologne don't touch it.
<TiTaN> " - |darc|
<|darc|> Yup.
<TiTaN> wtf does that mean >_>
<|darc|> She might be a whore.
<|darc|> There's an ancient word passed down from generation to generation. It goes something like this: If it smells like fish, eat as you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone.
<Kenichi> If someone is gay, stick your hardened penis up their asshole and make love with them.
<Kenichi> - KenichiComment: #dcemu
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