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<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist |
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<zeron> :))))))))))
<ckx> that looks like icewizard smiling
<ckx> all 50 chins |
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<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service |
#5027 (11/259) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood |
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<Ophe|ia`> omg I will NEVER shit that fast again.....my anus is burning *sitting down carefully* |
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<hypr> i rolled once when i saw oakenfold a year ago he played really gay house and 5 trance songs at the end and my e dident even work
<matts> your e didn't work? did you read the manual |
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<kingmob> lisa is being very resistant to this whole "dreadlock" thing
<kingmob> probably concerned about all the fly bitches i'll have |
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<pms> If you spot a minority in your gated community who is not holding a leafblower or other lawn-care device, call your local police immediately. |
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<skynxnex> let's call it "Glasnosat's and Skynxnex's Rockingly good Web Broswer with a Cool name"
<skynxnex> or Gasrgwbwacn for short. |
#7265 (11/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Daemon_> thak you for replying I dont know what is daemon or who is daemon explain
<Daemon_> to me who is or what is...sometimes Inotice you are the one who return the
<Daemon_> mail for some reasons.....I want to know who or what daemon is..thak you |
#7359 (11/177) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* stormo is potentially cosplaying at manifest this year
<DannyS> stormo: you'll still lose all respect
<DannyS> i mean, it's like voluntarily going out in front of traffic and ramming a set of computer speakers up your arse
<DannyS> except the latter gets you more friends and respect |
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<Poltergeist21>I want to fuck the olsen twins right in the ass!!
<Poltergeist21>Dude, my balls goin smack smack smack against their teen asses..yum yum!1
<Charlesowns>Dude, i said that ten years ago! |
#7475 (11/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<w3nis> this bread smells weird
<w3nis> but tastes fine
<Guilty> Much like a penis |
#8213 (11/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<gamma8> well i hope you enjoy it then!
<c0c0nutz> thanks G8, I hope so too cause honestly.. I rather be on bed right now
* gamma8 feels like an important summit of industrialised nations
<gamma8> that's the sort of thing that gives you a nice warm and fuzzy feeling inside... :) |
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<BounceWithMe> Shagman... 8==o suck it.
<@shagman> BounceWithMe... ())========D choke on it. |
#8485 (11/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kaff> how festy are we talking ?
<tm> makes your armpits seem like surgical theatres |
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* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it |
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<Deke> i figure if I can eat in a country, I speak the language well enough |
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<Xaotika> well its kinda hard to play with a ping over 200
<Acheron> whine, whine, whine... ;)
<Xaotika> actually i can manage 250 or 300
<cj_> you don't complain about your ping when you are winning :)
<Xaotika> thats because my ping is not over 300 when i am winning. DUH. |
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<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent pieces of cheese with their claws. |
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|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she has a 4 year old kid too
|Teargarden| a mullet?
|foomanchoo| yeah she looks terrible
|foomanchoo| maybe i feel sorry for her |
#14714 (11/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls
<eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)
<eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys
<hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99 |
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<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink... |
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<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings. I guess you need to have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners. |
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<PetrDoubt> "Blackout for 00Q1 begins on 04/07, so there should be plenty of time for the options to be credited to your account before then."
<PetrDoubt> Date: Fri, 07 Apr 2000 16:29:31 -0700
<PetrDoubt> Thanks, Verio! |
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