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#36969 (11/207) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kenji> why doesnt this shirt work for me
<Kenji> [04:35:37:AM] -> Server: privmsg lux :DCC SEND "v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v " 2130706433 3358
<Kenji> then nothing happens
<Kenji> or not
<rhoppenrath> shirt?
<rhoppenrath> it doesn't go with the pants |
#37123 (11/193) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+fleet) my family just left for a holiday
(+fleet) I now own this house for two weeks
(+fleet) time to break out the porn and masturbate furiously! |
#37651 (11/175) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Raiko: Doom 3 is just "Kill the bastards"
CGT: haha nothing wrong with that
Raiko: But you don't know why they are bastards
Raiko: Is it species racism?
Raiko: or is it something they did
CGT: I suppose so
Raiko: what did they do?
Raiko: jealousy of the huge penises?
CGT: most likely
Raiko: Yes
Raiko: Gotta be it
Raiko: They have giant penises and the marines want them
Raiko: Thats the only way they'll feel better about themselves
Raiko: Anything to justify I suppose |
#39054 (11/97) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MiniMizer> THERE ARE KIDS IN AFRICA THAT STILL HAVE DIALUP! |
#40058 (11/91) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+Jet) Cuz my speakers pwn j00rz
(+Jet) My parents weren't home
(+Jet) So I blasted music
(+Jet) As high as they can go
(+Jet) The people 3 houses down called me and told me to shut the fuck up
(¨Mayseth) The people in the first 2 houses lazy or something?
(+Jet) Yea..
(+Jet) Dead beats. |
#40394 (11/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<strike_force> how big is the file?
<gabagoo> 7½ inches
<strike_force> my penis is not a file |
#40909 (11/105) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jeff> now... he probably woulda been grounded forever if it were gay porn...
<pilot1> no, they're catholic |
#41221 (11/117) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mog> I know this guy whose girlfriend has cheated on him at least 8 times that I know of... somehow they're still together, even though he knows
<krsONE> wow
<krsONE> thats a lack of self worth
<JinxedLynx> the sex must be good
<mog> um... no JinxedLynx
<trousersnake> 13 is as 13 does
<mog> as far as I know, they don't even have sex anymore... not that I'd want to, this girl is a fucking irresponsible slut
<mog> she's the one who has had "4 or 5 abortions"
<JinxedLynx> maybe she wants to set a record
<mog> maybe
<krsONE> she has the abortion punch card
<mog> THE SEVENTH ONE IS FREE! |
#44930 (11/137) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<beavis-> i can get an ascii character in windows by doing alt-some numbers
<beavis-> is there an osx equivalent?
<Sam-I-Am> dunno
<beavis-> you're a shitty computer geek, you know that? |
#45221 (11/115) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lost> wow this is so retarted
<Lost> my main computer
<Lost> needs a new video card
<Tenor> ? Lost
<Lost> flys got inside my computer and cloged everything up
<Lost> like
<Lost> tons of them
<Tenor> how the fuck did that happen
<Lost> and burnt out my video card
<Lost> I have no screen on my window
<Lost> and I have LED lights
<Lost> so I guess they go near the LED fan
<Lost> and get sucked in |
#62094 (11/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Speckz: her orgasms sound like throwing a cardboard box into a fireplace |
#67 (11/645) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<circle`> he's like, you, you and you, suck this |
#146 (11/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<lux> !8ball is dickdug a f4g?
<noodles> lux, You wish. |
#685 (11/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive. |
#889 (11/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InVerse> That's the problem with the emulation scene.. not enough females for a chick fight. |
#1040 (11/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lou_Ferrigno> I gain $100.000, per month, and i have a z3 im my garage. And im bigger than you, you are subnutrition , hacker stupid |
#1482 (11/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
::: .signoff@7.55p> jadel (jadel@h24-70-154-3.wp.shawcable.net); User abortion with 5 coathooks |
#1673 (11/274) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego. |
#2027 (11/261) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn
<DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes
<datz510> i have some |
#3338 (11/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** [SNiPeR] (invisible@pD951E3E2.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #efnet
<[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn´t work |
#3566 (11/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles?
<DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in. |
#3632 (11/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you |
#3664 (11/213) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com |
#3690 (11/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU |
#3974 (11/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good |
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