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<gorefeend> my bum is all alone :/ |
#22596 (12/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amora_Bunny> Dragon is my pet bitch
<Dr4g0n> nope
<Dr4g0n> yep |
#22623 (12/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phox0r> blarghh: your mom's mouth is an example of a BIOS |
#29846 (12/410) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blitzHOME> YOU ALSO CAN'T EAT BUNG WITHOUT GETTING POTTY MOUTH
<blitzHOME> HA HA HA I JUST MADE THAT UP
<blitzHOME> i'm lonely |
#33168 (12/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** xt0rt was kicked by [noam] (penis, the only meat that tastes the same dark or light)Comment: #emu eFnet
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#112564 (12/412) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MrZodiac> You know, Ktea
<@MrZodiac> we're one big family
<@MrZodiac> We know each other on IRC
<@MrZodiac> we've seen each other's OkCupid accounts
<@MrZodiac> The next stop is a mortgage and rug rats
<@ktea> that may be the next stop for you... but I'm gettin off here
<@ktea> I don't need any IR babies
<@MrZodiac> I have a firewall, we can chat all we want without us worrying about you getting cyber pregnant
<@LabMonkey> internet relay babies... is that where I give my sperm to one node which passes it along to another node and so on until said sperm winds up at your end for insertion into your uterus?
<@MrZodiac> Pretty much
<@LabMonkey> need to acl that shit
<@LabMonkey> you match outbound sperm packets and DROP them right there?
<@MrZodiac> Egress filterting
<@MrZodiac> The condom of the internetComment: #bifemunix on Efnet
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#156793 (12/126) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BootheaD> welcome to the hotel rosssssssssssthefox
<BootheaD> such a furry place
<BootheaD> such a furry taste
<hatebreed> he must make haste!
<hatebreed> lest his semen goto waste :(
<Fewlio^> as it all turns to paste
<BootheaD> upon this turkey he shall baste
<rossthefox> wtf
<rossthefox> you sick mother fuckers |
#295687 (12/434) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Panzerdraco> The only two parties that actually count for shit are Labor and Liberals. Labour is the equivalent of the US's Democratic party except more pro-firearm. Liberal is equivalent of the Republican party.
<CeeKay> hmmm...
<CeeKay> So, your toilets AND your congress flush opposite ways!
<CeeKay> X3Comment: Panzer being Australian, CeeKay being American.
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#298215 (12/184) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lucy__> fuck irc.
<Lucy__> i'm uninstalling this bullshit lonely unattractive elitist middle-aged assholes program |
#300984 (12/64) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sancdar> i knew a guy named ace fabionaire or something like that, he had two brothers and a sister - king, jack, and queen
<Sancdar> good thing his parents stopped or they'd have a hard time
<Fax> well, they didn't
<Fax> but they aborted it into a royal flush. |
#301618 (12/442) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jesus> there were about a half-million chowns done
<Jesus> and security blanket has only a "roll back all" option
<rm-rf> as in, rollback all changes to the system?
<Jesus> yeah.
<Jesus> "we made 900000 changes. rollback all or none?"
<Jesus> fuckers
<Dopey> .pu uoy evig annug reven
<Dopey> rick rollback
* pjustice beats Dopey |
#302477 (12/26) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< Glayde|w> i remember telling a friend 'you have to register your nickname'
< Glayde|w> the next day he tells me how he registered mirc |
#309218 (12/60) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@TheGiz> I think one day I'm going to invent a peripheral for games to drive home just how violent they are
<@TheGiz> Like a boxing glove on a spring and when you lose a fight in the game an on-screen prompt will instruct you to take your lumps like a man
<@TheGiz> And if you DON'T do it, then it'll wait until you're asleep and R2-D2 roll into your bedroom and sock you then
<@TheGiz> Gonna admit
<@TheGiz> I really just want to spend the rest of my life designing robots that punch people in the face
<@TheGiz> Either as video game peripherals
<@TheGiz> Enhanced interrogation machines
<@TheGiz> Gladiator Bloodsports
<@TheGiz> whatever |
#309432 (12/62) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dacon_> you're messed up
<Huggles> how is this new information
<Dacon_> just feels like something you need to be reminded of
<Huggles> i feel through a floor and my car is full of bees
<Huggles> i dont need to be reminded |
#310186 (12/50) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crystal-cola> here's a good multiplication algorithm
<crystal-cola> 1010101 x 110
<crystal-cola> well
<crystal-cola> I don't know how to do it but it starts like that |
#310879 (12/64) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tomaka> WebAssembly + WebVulkan
<tomaka> wooosh skyrim in the browser
<tzaeru> a browser in webassembly + webvulkan that runs skyrim
<tzaeru> :O
<tomaka> an emulator written in webassembly, that runs a PC, that runs linux, that runs a browser, that runs skyrim
<tzaeru> an emulator in webassembly, that runs particle simulations, that run a bunch of chips laid out to imitate the functionality of modern PCs, that runs linux, that runs windows emulator, that runs a browser, that runs skyrim.
<OmniMancer> an emulator that runs a universe in which people argue over how to run skyrim in a web browser |
#126624 (11/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing
<anti-net> rarely does night shifts, only in the North Pole
<max> hey, in the north pole it stays up for 6 months straight! you call that lazy? i call that caffeine
<max> then it goes down for 6 months, now thats a caffeine crash |
#191029 (11/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AshViper> OMFG
<AshViper> one of my HDDs had a birthday 21 days ago
<AshViper> and i totally forgot
<AshViper> S.M.A.R.T. needs a birthday reminder imo |
#223123 (11/85) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dkowis> that's gay
<dkowis> and if you're gay, then it's retarded
<dkowis> and if you're retarded, good job using IRC! |
#299720 (11/51) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+anosou> You're like the best man around
<+anosou> If there was a god of some kind, he'd be proud to have made you
<+anosou> If internet was full of women (which it is not) they would sleep with you
<+anosou> If zircon says something is S-tier, you say it isn't
<+anosou> If you were black, the southeners would still like you
<+anosou> If you moved to Japan, you'd become tentacle pope of the worldComment: #ocremix
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#302240 (11/513) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< arke> not even my computer loves me
< Antonio8> is it a dual core ? maybe it has a split personality |
#309410 (11/63) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kentari> There's a huge disaster.
<kentari> The bodies are being piled up.
<kentari> How do they identify yours among the corpses?
<kentari> That's how I ask people to describe themselves on dates.
<Caltak> o_o
<kentari> it unsettles people and gives me two things: reactions, and time
<Caltak> Like, when you're already physically there with them and can see them?
<kentari> that way while they answer, I ignore them
<kentari> and I plan my next move :P |
#310724 (11/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ceren> actually it's more like when a cat eats tinsel
<ceren> and you have to pull out lumps of hardened turds from the cat's ass
<ceren> that's what removing technical debt is like |
#310812 (11/33) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<robin> it probably is adobe's fault
<robin> i bet you could measure the dollar cost of adobe security breaches
<robin> then calculate the amount of funding that programs like food stamps would have received had productivity not been wasted on adobe security breaches
<robin> pretty sure acrobat reader and flash are responsible for child hunger |
#36894 (11/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ExZippo> I need some more terror
<ExZippo> I'm forgetting
<ExZippo> NEVAR FORGET |
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