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<damnyoure> i want rock house by paula abdul :/
<Spoof> i want head by robbie williams |
#7876 (12/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again" |
#7891 (12/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nebu|sR> least you've got yourself a "real" women
<Fodz> indeed
<Fodz> back to your doll eh nebs? :P
<Nebu|sR> hey im comfortable being alone
<Fodz> pffft
<Fodz> a plastic friend is hardly alone :D
<rabbit> especially when you call it "darryl" like nebs does |
#7918 (12/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Thru^Me^Cool> you don't know cool until you've played the tuba!! |
#8353 (12/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Seren> I've seen so many penises, but I swear, the minute some guy you don't know takes his pants off in a classroom environment and is all happy about it ... you almost shit yourself.
<melusine> Happy happy? O_o As in "Teacher, my still life is moving!" happy? O_o |
#8766 (12/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ryk> one of my favourite passtimes spotting boobjob scars.
<Ryk> nothing sexual about it. just like to beat the airbrush. |
#8864 (12/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ? |
#10745 (12/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Atlas> Wouldn't it be easier to sneak a gun in, shoot Ben, and STEAL BEN STEIN'S MONEY! |
#33992 (12/338) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Calmino> my father purchased a mule
<leah^-^> heh
<Jagfire> this is me caring: asdfgh123
<Jagfire> this is me not caring: zxcvbn321
<Jagfire> and this is me right now: zxcvbn321 |
#34176 (12/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rjx> what
<Rjx> ian curtis killed himself?
<timmo> rjx: yeah, a long ass time ago
<Rjx> I only found out kurt cobain died like 2 years ago
<timmo> ...
<timmo> youre not up on the news
<Rjx> no, I'm notComment: #GeekIssues EFNet (March 2004)
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#34553 (12/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_Zippo^_> http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page//0,4057,9149147%5E13762,00.html
<_Zippo ^_> "She lit it and correctly breathed the smoke in without any adult help," the woman said.
<_Zippo^_> The girl also smokes cigarettes.
<_Zippo^_> :/
<everest> hahaha
<everest> that's so wicked
<everest> it's like some fucked up version of Look Whos Talking
* tharaka (Tharaka@c210-49-185-160.werrb1.vic.optusnet.com.au) has left #geekissues
<_Zippo^_> Look Who's Toking
<everest> HAHA |
#35441 (12/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rkl> i dont believe in girls on irc.Comment: #geekissues
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#37768 (12/282) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Ytrrium> So i was idly chatting with this girl last year.
<@Ytrrium> She's somewhat attractive, and actually asked if i'd like to fool around with her, with becoming fuckbuddies in the future a possibility.
<@Ytrrium> At the time I didn't want that, so i said no. But on that day, she mentioned something...
<@Ytrrium> She was at the beach for a week and had gotten bad sunburn on her back.
<@Ytrrium> I found a devious plan forming in my head.
<@Ytrrium> With some planning on my part, fooling around was scheduled to occur the next day.
<@Ytrrium> Stuff happened and i was doing her doggystyle on the floor of my apartment. I waited until i was about to finish, and pulled out my cock, rammed it in her ass, and slapped her sunburn as hard as i could.
<@Ytrrium> The two black eyes and intensely painful bruised testicles were, in my opinion, very much worth it. |
#38545 (12/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Cobalt_Goddess has a 1337 H4X0|2 (47
<MissLursa> lol
<Cobalt_Goddess> my kitty sable was sitting on the desk right?
<Cobalt_Goddess> and got up to feed her
<Cobalt_Goddess> and she hit the keybord jumping down
<Cobalt_Goddess> and typed 347 |
#41070 (12/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DJvenom> ::::) spiderman |
#44951 (12/84) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
evilicey: This is going to fucking rock
evilicey: 2 (possably 3) gige's for incoming
evilicey: 4 for outgoing
evilicey: thats 7TB/sec! buwahaha
linky: holly shit you'll get laid for sure now! |
#55860 (12/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fin> lol guys remember when i ban evaded 999 times
* Kenji sets mode: +b *!*@anon-289070.midsouth.res.rr.com
* fin was kicked by Kenji (ban evasion)Comment: #machogang on otherside
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#16766 (12/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple" |
#16896 (12/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Linguica> yeah if i was a girl i bet i would give good head |
#17162 (12/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\\`es> fuck i just downloaded 5 crazytown mp3's. What the fuck is happening with me |
#17630 (12/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tps-> SAT I Verbal: 390-480 89%
<tps-> SAT I Math: 390-470 89%
<tps-> ACT Composite:
<tps-> - 29%
<tps-> WOAW
<tps-> WOW
<tps-> I CAN SO GET IN THERE
<tps-> thats like 700 SAT
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> wow!
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> i hope its nice
* tps- goes to check
<tps-> that High Point has some hot chickz
<tps-> 95% Black/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> % Hispanic
<tps-> 2% White/Non-Hispanic
<tps-> wow
<tps-> HEH
<tps-> thats kinda degrading.. |
#18511 (12/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<d3m|silence`sleepyweepy> he is just an asshole and feels he needs to use derogatory names to get his way |
#19334 (13/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
DARK-LORD> I got an email and it ahowed this Chinese/Seafood place called ....Fuk Mie. I don't even want to know how they awnser the phone!LOL |
#19756 (13/203) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train
<vicomte> its the latest thing
<random> ahh of course
* random is missing all the latest crazes
<vicomte> the other one is for women to parade around in front of me giving me lap dances
<vicomte> I think they should all get in on that
<vicomte> oh
<vicomte> except for my mum, my grandma and immediate family
<vicomte> and women over the age of 30, and or weigh more then say a light truck |
#21345 (12/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MoonKitty> I'm on the cock patch
<DS> you mean masturbation?
<MoonKitty> call it what you like
<lowerfrenum> lol
<DS> for that, i will fire up bash |
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