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#19756 (12/202) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train
<vicomte> its the latest thing
<random> ahh of course
* random is missing all the latest crazes
<vicomte> the other one is for women to parade around in front of me giving me lap dances
<vicomte> I think they should all get in on that
<vicomte> oh
<vicomte> except for my mum, my grandma and immediate family
<vicomte> and women over the age of 30, and or weigh more then say a light truck
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