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#50646 (13/355) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Julius: dude so my sis knows a girl right
Julius: an this girl
Julius: used mayo as a sexual lube one night
Julius: so
Julius: next couple of days
Julius: she gets unexplained orgasms
Julius: so she goes to the doctor
Julius: and
Julius: boom
Julius: maggots
Julius: a la vaginaComment: ... out of KY? Check the fridge...
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#51078 (13/259) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shifter> well, jenn just dumped me.
<Shifter> god damnit im gonna miss her..
<Spazz> Time to update alt.binaries.adult, right? |
#51086 (13/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<celti> right, sweet 16 goodness, here i come!
* celti fires up ZSNES
<celti> ...
<celti> 16-bit
<celti> I SAID 16-BIT!Comment: #snoopy/irc.double0.net
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#203468 (13/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< brandon> SWITCHES AINT SHIT BUT NODES AND NICS |
#298993 (13/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rmaly_05> man i need ur help
<segin11> with what?
<rmaly_05> i m trying to put condom on my penis
<segin11> WTF
<rmaly_05> but the foreskin of my penis is not coming back |
#302466 (13/37) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Rjx> find out if she wants to bang, then bang her
<@Rjx> that should've been moses's commandments |
#302761 (15/29) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< sklnd> i was an intern at jpmc for two years
< sklnd> i lost like 50 million dollars one day in intra-bank funds
< sklnd> by fucking up a ftp uploadComment: #cobol
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#305843 (13/51) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Murphy: I noticed something this morning. when we were at the funeral home, before they brought him out to the hearse, they said a prayer
Murphy: the our father
Murphy: and apparently, when you have about 40-50 people mumbling the our father
Murphy: it sounds exactly like Frank's voice from Donnie Darko |
#311229 (13/59) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jigsy> A Nightmare on Elm Street was an inside job. WAKE. UP. PEOPLE! |
#783 (13/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(DigDug) i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer |
#1591 (13/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit |
#1830 (13/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Acero> i dont know no strippers no more
<Acero> that was when i hung out in the ghetto
<Acero> but now i drive a nice car, so i dont go there |
#3216 (13/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Evil_Rob> JLsoft: Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people. |
#4905 (13/253) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys |
#5324 (13/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<highdrow> when you finally get to the end of all the spam
<highdrow> it's kind of dissapointing that there isn't more to delete
<highdrow> ;\ |
#6576 (13/195) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NMO> Instuructions to format: rip out hard drive, tie to back of car, drive on shit road, harddrive gone |
#6924 (13/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zed> I LIKE BREAD AND BUTTER I LIKE TOAST AND JAM SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING AND THATS WHY I LIKE CRACK
<zed> IIIII LOVE CRACK
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY BACK
<zed> ALMOST AS MUCH AS IIIIIII LOVE EGGS
<zed> FROM MY HEAD DOWN TO MY LEGS
<zed> BUT I DONT REALLY LOVE EGGS
<zed> WELL, I LOVE THEM, BUT IN THE WAY A MAN WOULD LOVE A FINE CUBAN CIGAR
<Nelson> zed; wtf song is that?
<zed> Nelson, IT'S EGG PROPAGANDA MUSIC |
#7098 (13/179) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joe_> What is the idea behind Black % White?
<Kash> Joe, it's CAtz with better AI, and villagers
<Joe_> So, a gigapet with a surrounding town?
<Kash> yea
<Kash> pretty damn fun
<Joe_> They scrapped UO2 for pokemon. |
#7226 (13/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Stray> you're a winner. i'm a winner. we're all winners here.
<KurtBatz> Everyone's a winner baby, that's the truth. o/~
<Hawx> I have to go to fucking work tomorrow. I'm not a winner.
<Hawx> I'm just a breadwinner.
<Hawx> But who the fuck wants to work for bread?
<KurtBatz> Ethiopians.
<Hawx> True |
#7839 (13/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9 |
#8453 (13/305) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dac> ok, what does 'LUG' on a rental property listing mean?
<tm> Lots of Ugly Guys |
#8506 (13/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish |
#8531 (13/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[invertiga] back
[Lord-Data] we missed you
[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt |
#9178 (13/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lovemebaybee'> hey guys asl?
<rafeil> she just wants to be loved, look at her screen name
<helminthes> so stick it to her.. a sharp knife that is |
#9611 (13/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<djglitch> my house is full of doctor's mask and water bottles
<djcrom> house party?
<djglitch> yea, hehe |
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