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#3737 (181/341) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lonelyfig> who here can name all the punk bands that have won Grammy's?
<Lawd> u2 and umm
<Lawd> fuck thats it
<nXwetrust> u2 punk?.......
<lonelyfig> U2 = not a punk band
<Lawd> yeah they are
<blazemore> hahaha
<lonelyfig> no they arent
<Lawd> they started out as a punk band
<blazemore> michael jackson also started out as a black person
<Lawd> haha wtf :| |
#4027 (182/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue. |
#4169 (182/325) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sdr> i'm going to play with it first and become familiar, then show her how to use it |
#4926 (182/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online |
#5853 (182/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Spooooky> Ever notice how straight guys, when making a "Hell, I'd fuck him" joke always say they'll do the fucking?
<Spooooky> They don't say "I'd take a shot in the eye from him"
<Spooooky> Like it's LESS gay to be the pitcher than the catcher |
#6134 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lsd> my win2k box is being a bitch
<HrdwrBoB> that's the default setting
<HrdwrBoB> you have to edit the registry |
#6360 (182/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skream> Anyone got an IDE controller I can borrow?
<Skream> Mine just caught fire. |
#9985 (182/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HankMcCoy> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll. |
#11780 (182/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MED1C> i bet they got their degree from the same vending machine |
#15612 (182/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else |
#15832 (182/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TAOC> EVILPIE WILL LEAD US INTO A NEW AGE OF ENLIGHTMENT AND PEACE
<TAOC> somebody ban him |
#20063 (183/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday
<Konami> that i haven't started
<silique> oh....
<silique> that's in two days....
<silique> is it big?
<Konami> yes
<Konami> yes, it is
* silique shakes his head
<silique> why...
<silique> didn't you do it earlier?
<Konami> umm
<Konami> because
<Konami> it was more fun and easier to not do it |
#24214 (182/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<keith_escalade> I got a computer for my wife, and it was a good trade. |
#28312 (181/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<daenonok> i remember this one time, like two years ago my girlfriend (at the time) was trying to learn me...somethen, i wasn't really paying attention, but she said
<daenonok> 'if barbie was a real woman, she'd have to walk on all fours'
<daenonok> after like a minute of thinking i was like 'that seems like icing on the cake' |
#29400 (182/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oreo> If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people. |
#29541 (182/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Xith: I didn't know shit could be digitaly transfered
UPC747|Rob: yeah
BouncyFish: It's called the internet. |
#32157 (182/450) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Gothic_CatGirl> Could somebody open this pill container for me? |
#15731 (181/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<depresso> Compaq FAQ: Where is the ANY Key? (FAQ2859)
<depresso> This is not a key. When you are instructed to press any key, this
means you can press any of the keys on the keyboard (such as the Enter key,
the R key, or the space bar). |
#15822 (181/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evilpie> P.S. oblique, since both you and your girlfriend live with your parents, how in the fuck do you manage to bang her?
<jre> It wasn't so much of a bang as a dull thud." |
#18810 (183/344) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<brainbox> damn, I've been at uni 2 years now
<brainbox> where DOES the time go?
<NecroMort> alcohol....sleep.....poker.....food.......sword fighting with sticks........D&D..........House LAN.........SKY tv...... |
#18873 (181/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dave2> BEING SEVEN IS SO LONELY
<dave2> I CAN'T BAG ANY CHICKS BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE COOTIES |
#19983 (182/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word
<@Son_Gohan> its even worse then w00t
<Zeph> woot pwnz |
#27212 (181/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TripleRach> What, why do I have corn flakes on my lap
<Metro> Maybe your pants were hungry |
#32114 (181/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF |
#32385 (181/377) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XanK> i dont see how WATCHING gay p0rn AUTOMATICALLY makes me gay |
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