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<gde33> When reading ##politics I'm always amazed how smart people are in all the other channels. |
#308958 (182/212) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
07:07 <henrikhodne> grawity: I thought you went to sleep./
07:07 * henrikhodne is seriously stalking too much.
08:05 <grawity> henrikhodne: I did, why?
08:11 <grawity> henrikhodne: ...how did you even know I'm awake
08:13 <henrikhodne> grawity: Someone from Lithuania visited my blog. I assumed it was you.
08:14 <grawity> ._. |
#33284 (182/438) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<tito> I CHOOSE YOU, GOATSECHU!
<tito> USE GIANT ANUS ATTACK |
#33817 (182/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Rebel> I found a new way to make cool photos without it being really dark
<DrMike> Adam, use a flash?
<Rebel> Yep |
#34090 (182/368) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Drathian> does anyone know how to recover a lost sex drive.........
<PsyMar> yeah,try reformattingComment: #zebeth dreamIRC
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#34737 (182/376) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<`michael> If Socrates were to observe American government in theory and in action, I believe he would find elements of justice and elements of injustice. I make this tempered statement not because I wish to put platitudes to paper, but because there are shortcomings in a representative democracy, some of them designed, that serve to reduce the possibility that power will be abused. That “shortcomings” provide for a reduction of abuses may seem
<`michael> what the hell am i talking aboutComment: #geekissues EFnet
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#42632 (182/294) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> lazy is: ssh'ing into the desktop 5 feet away, starting up vnc, vnc'ing to it and changing the song rather than getting off the couchComment: #ramen
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#48577 (182/362) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
--> GakFace (~GakFace@SF-C3E4458F.aubnin.dsl-w.verizon.net) has joined #prometheus
<GakFace> I'd just like to let you all know that I"m missing class right now and that I have a very good reason.
<GakFace> I have no freaking idea WHERE my keys are
<GakFace> Not one single clue.
<numist> :o
<numist> and you came here to ask us to help you find them? |
#49755 (182/384) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(mRCUTEO) rpm matthew
(mRCUTEO) sorry rip matthew
[ShoeUnited] (mRCUTEO) rpm matthew <--- I could make an entirely inappropriate spinning in his grave joke right now, but I won't. |
#51107 (182/330) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Tim> WTF i have a spam email that says "porno golf"
<+Tim> oh shit
<+Tim> thats promo
<+Tim> nevermind
<+Tim> >_> |
#52892 (182/334) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+Karuma|Spooky> Boxes are fun...
<%robert> you have no idea how right you are
<%robert> nothing like a good box to reduce stress
* Karuma|Spooky made fun shelves from boxes.
<+Karuma|Spooky> ^^
<%robert> I do'nt know about you, but I'm talking about vaginas
<@Stray_Pussy> lol
<%robert> and I know for a fact that most girls get pissed when you try to store things in their vaginas |
#52944 (182/318) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Charlie> Lets play a game
<Charlie> you put an ^ and say what you think about the person above you then put a v for who you think the next person will be
<jakle> how do you get a down arrow?
<Genga> ... |
#55777 (182/388) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Mike_H> I've been sitting outside smoking, and people will pass and do this pussy cough thing
<Dragonfly6-7> I cough through my mouth. |
#68591 (181/347) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
MotaStorm: So my buddy came out of the bathroom at Taco Bell
WC`: Oh shit
WC`: He survived?
MotaStorm: And just to freak out the girl behind the counter, he asks her, "Why is the guy on the picture on the bathroom door wearing a dress?" |
#74791 (182/398) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<+ASD5A> theoretical problems are boring
<+Dextrose> like whether your girlfriend should use birth control pills or condoms? |
#258 (182/452) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<subHero> Help! i just got my penis stuck in my cdrom!!1
<johndoe92> grab a kleenex and hit 'eject' |
#397 (182/400) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes." |
#440 (182/367) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk |
#539 (182/378) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<BobDole> i'm not the real bob dole
<BobDole> but.. i'm just on this nick
<T`karthon> ohh
<Nija_work> had me fooled
<T`karthon> thanks for clearing that up for us |
#544 (182/383) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
*** WindDrake has quit IRC (well, LadyDrake awaits. «~{Polaris IRC}~» v2.03 Alpha)
<|Ender|> ohh look Winds gonna go masturbate
<smcn> yeh, ladydrake is a weirdass name for a penis |
#790 (182/365) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(Guilty) "WITHOUT ULTRA PORT GUARD 2000, HACKERS CAN STEAL YOUR CHILDREN" |
#2016 (182/336) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
(pedxing) it takes twenty-five muscles to frown, and only twelve to punch some wiseass in the mouth. |
#2338 (182/337) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
* snag giggles
<eldee> for a fat guy you giggle alot
<eldee> or are you misspelling jiggle? |
#2579 (182/355) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<peng> NOT JUST A PEN
<peng> A LIGHT UP PEN
<peng> IT GLOWED
<peng> IT WAS AWESOME
<peng> IT GAVE ME JOY
<Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU
<peng> I think she used it as a dildo. |
#3682 (182/322) ↑Funny ↓Boring ⚐Flag
<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever. |
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