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<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd...
<Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises.
<Brentai> My type of woman. |
#2562 (180/340) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does
*** EPIK has left #gzhq |
#2707 (179/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc. |
#2889 (180/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Berzerker> Life is hard.
<Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent.
<Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE |
#4478 (180/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tatsumi> There's a difference between being grumpy and hating every little fucker in existence. |
#6967 (179/363) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kate> you MALE. always wanting to talk about football instead of my menstrual cycle. |
#7477 (180/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* terra begins dousing people in gasoline
<hngkong> Terra, why kill us?
<terra> Shush
<terra> it's perfume |
#10659 (180/344) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pplante> it doesnt seem to be getting sent to the client
<pplante> hmm what to do what to do
<omega> beat your head repeatedly with a steel post.
<pplante> tried that
<pplante> it didnt solve the problem though
<omega> do it harder, it will solve mine.
<pplante> die |
#11173 (180/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tek231> you guys hear about that lady who layed down on some subway tracks, then the train hit her
<tek231> she sued and won 10 million
<Mysteri0> tek231: The train hit her and she's not a blood sprinkler?
<Cap0ne_> did she lose any body parts?
<pac> Damn.
<tek231> I'm not sure, just caught the end of the story
<tek231> on tv, let me see if I can find it
<Knighted> tek231: You hear about that guy who tried to convey news on irc without a url? |
#11322 (180/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing
<moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn
<RunninRaven> What did he say?
<moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com |
#34698 (180/364) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[dandyd]: gah... STUPID PEOPLE!!!
[dandyd]: i set my msn status to on phone, and 4 ppl start up convos asking who im tlking to
[dandyd]: the whole point is so they dont hassle me when im on the phone ffs
[fc9k]: did you tell them you were having phonesex?Comment: #tekheads (Quakenet)
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#44068 (180/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Xenophon> trying to redirect modules.php?name=Forums&whatever... to index.php?q=forum using mod_rewrite ; This is what I have, but doesn't seem to work:
<Toba82> nothing generally does not work.
<Xenophon> #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f #RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-d #RewriteCond %{QUERY_STRING} ^name=Forums([^&]+)$ #RewriteRule modules.php index.php?q=forum [L]
<Toba82> hmmm....
<Toba82> the fact that it's all commented out may be affecting it
<Toba82> just a guessComment: #apache, EFNet
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#49727 (180/354) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Neo> simps....
<Neo> can you setup PHP-Nuke?
<Neo> or post-PHP?
<simps> wtf is PHP
<Neo> ok. that answers that |
#55995 (180/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Trai`Hwork> you know, 'real' communism is acctually a really good form of government...
<Trai`Hwork> atleast, that's what civ 2 told me |
#60378 (180/452) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OpZChAoS> hands up anyone who has ever stuffed up a linux installation
* SKoRM puts hands up
<Peppery> never :)
<SKoRM> put a finger up for every time your windows has crashed?
* SKoRM puts up 17
<Peppery> cant...
<Peppery> fingers dont go that high |
#66954 (180/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* eml pokes suve in the eye
<@suve> :O
<@eml> No, you mean .O |
#77445 (179/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Slettenbak has joined #thelaw
<Slettenbak> Can somebody help me?
<Jasper> Maybe ...
<Slettenbak> What's the legal age for having sex ?
<Jasper> 16
* Slettenbak has quit IRC (Looking for my 17 year old cat.) |
#79912 (180/424) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
dalener: hey at least when i move my room it'll be sound free of most people and have a big bed
dalener: then my plan to fuck someone will be complete
Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue: no
Mrs_Grima_Wormtongue: you still need the person
jack_burton84: goddamnit |
#13625 (180/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse... |
#15699 (180/361) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<outcaste> Mr Gates donated $38 million to aids research?>
<brian2> yeah, outcaste, he wants windows to be the only deadly disease
affecting millions |
#16088 (179/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rsb> i saw a very disturbing thing this morning
<wjr> oh?
<rsb> a dirty bum
<rsb> he smelled bad even, on the street for awhile
<wjr> ah yes
<rsb> he asked me for money
<rsb> and
<rsb> he had a solaris 8 shirt on |
#16798 (180/333) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR |
#18763 (180/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up?
<WiLLWorKN> 4 drunker.. not including the one in your a$$
<drunkers> its will |
#19912 (181/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[vV]nitrors4> my wife dont call me anymore
<[vV]nitrors4> she got a vibrator now
<[vV]nitrors4> how the funk am i gonna top a vibrator
<[vV]nitrors4> i cant jiggle my shit that fast |
#22280 (180/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MegamanX2K> C'mon, of course Bush is going to play it safe with Korea. Would YOU want to have your legacy tarnished by the world's bloodiest Zerg Rush? |
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