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#28919 (180/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NikJam> gonna take a shower
<NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all
<NikJam> I have school tommorow
<NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter
<Lime> you like her, dont you
<NikJam> well
<NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college
<NikJam> i take what i can get |
#28942 (180/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@rzr_grl> wow.
<@rzr_grl> $1500 into the bank
<@rzr_grl> $1449.98 out of the bank
<@rzr_grl> in under 30 min
* rzr_grl sobs
<@jwz> hey, that's profit!
<@jwz> now you let the compound interest do its thing |
#30729 (180/358) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Raven> any C gurus around?
<Kaelic> try me
<+Raven> I wonder if realloc is the same as free & malloc pair, or does it save data that was originally in the memory block
<Kaelic> nevermind |
#32814 (180/326) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Capaneus> I'm still on "Learn FreeBSD in 24hrs" and I've been reading it for a week. |
#111552 (180/408) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mp: why would anybody buy a typewriter
ikasatu: 1. for Resident Evil jokes.
ikasatu: 2. That way, I own one device that CANNOT run Linux.
raven: it can run linux, you just have to type a HELL of a ton, you can be the interpreter.
ikasatu: It runs Linux, but the refresh rate is ass.
ikasatu: The only machine where user error is computer error.
ikasatu: On the plus side, it comes pre-loaded with print drivers.
ikasatu: "/clear" *roll roll roll* |
#140733 (179/305) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pulse> i remember when i was 16
<pulse> i applied to a dunkin donuts by me, because they were hiring for cashiers
<pulse> 3 weeks later, i hear nothing
<pulse> i go in there after and guess what i see
<pulse> a fucking chick with down syndrome standing at the register being taught by the manager how to use it
<pulse> that made me not want to apply for a job ever again |
#295367 (180/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< r3in> wow
< r3in> so i totally forgot that i was 21
< r3in> I guess i missed a year somewhere |
#297797 (180/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hypr> whats it called when u mix 2 tracks together
<teletitty> mixing? |
#298754 (180/274) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FoH> If you make a glancing reference to those islands southwest of Alaska, is it an Aleutian allusion?
<FoH> If it's only an imaginary reference, is it an Aleutian allusion illusion?
<FoH> If it's difficult to reckon, is it an elusive Aleutian allusion illusion?
<Renee> and if its hard to put your finger on the imaginary glancing reference of riding a Spanish horse on those islands it is a ellusive Aleutian Andalusian allusion illusion
<FoH> And that's the elusive Andalusian Aleutian allusion illusion alliteration for the day. |
#142747 (179/293) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Matt: On Valentine's Day, this guy got a "condom flower." It's exactly what it sounds. A condom stapled to the petals.
Matt: I told him not to use that condom.
Matt: He asked why.
Cainen: ... |
#242982 (179/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
keegan: has anyone made a "Super Lehman Bros" videogame yet?
keegan: you jump and hit the block but instead of coins falling out you get worthless mortgage-backed securities
keegan: also put expensive suits on mario and luigi |
#299721 (179/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CStubing> man... just heard on cnbc.. "Let's listen in as the moment of silence begins."Comment: 9/11 Rememberance Telecast
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#36217 (179/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bog> people should always look at what they fuck
<Bog> i mean type
<Bog> ..Comment: #hothardware on irc.burghcom.com
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#37244 (179/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<barracuda> i got a letter in the mail that said i've been fired
<barracuda> theres no reason for termination tho
<barracuda> brb
-a few minutes later-
<barracuda> fuck
<barracuda> i got fired for reading bash
<Smithereen> Where do you work?
<barracuda> at church |
#45065 (178/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fimion> i think canada's country code should be .ehComment: amen. (#C&T)
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#54804 (179/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Evil Vaccum: have to figure out who I should invite, then
Evil Vaccum: this brings up an interesting problem
Evil Vaccum: who are my friends?
scythen32: your monitor, your keyboard, and your tower?
Evil Vaccum: pretty much |
#75078 (179/439) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shen> I wanted to listen to my iPod, but, I left the headphones in the car
<shen> so I turned it on and put the headphone jack close to my ear to see if I could hear anything
<shen> it didn't work |
#398 (179/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches? |
#4839 (179/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise |
#7143 (179/317) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DanSTC> Delusion, will you have my baby?
<Delusion> Dan: Yes, if it's cooked well. |
#7294 (179/337) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<parox> man near killed myself carrying a 60kg UPS today!!!
<parox> had to carry it up some steps, put the back out I think
<bytraper> 60kg's?? I know how you feel dude... I once carried that weight in each arm once while I was running
<parox> what the hell were you doing carring that sort of weight while you were running??? you in training or something?
<bytraper> no I was stealing the stuff and somebody saw me... |
#8076 (179/359) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Embercide> lol i just tried to RP for the first time
<Embercide> some guy was like "greetings" so i said "hail"
<Embercide> he asked "how art thee"
<Embercide> and i didnt know wtf to say so i made it look like i logged out |
#10837 (179/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Keeper> ooooh, another dead mouse
<Keeper> I think it was a radioactive mouse too, cos as soon as the mousetrap snapped, the TV reception died for a second
<Deke> keeper has mice?
<Keeper> not anymore :P |
#10894 (179/314) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Starscream> uh
<Starscream> i just accidentally told my credit card company i was smoking crack
<Starscream> shit. |
#14299 (179/316) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Dainichi> Sometimes, I really do think it'd be nifty-keen to have another me around.
Phantbert> no way
Phantbert> I'd hate to have another me
Phantbert> the last thing I need is another pretentious asshole to deal with. |
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