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#17989 (179/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets* |
#21158 (179/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<webby> anyone else noticed an emergent trend where people deliberately say 'teh' instead of 'the'?
<webby> trust the internet to make a profoundly fucking dumb typo cool |
#21615 (180/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[20:10] * Aery has joined #pvponline
[20:10] <Aery> boobs boobs boobs
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] <Treen> yay!
[20:10] <Aery> boobs
[20:10] <Trax> .
[20:10] <Aery> buttsex
[20:10] * Aery has left #pvponline
[20:10] <Treen> She had an entire night's conversation in under a minute. |
#28522 (179/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Ettin|Succubi is now known as Moses
<Moses> /part #oceans |
#29560 (179/455) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* @o_0 does some cool skateboard tricks
* +LobsterOctopus skates with jb
<+LobsterOctopus> im pooped, lets go get some fruity trix!
<@o_0> ok, theyre so delicious and theyre shaped like fruits, i cant resist.
<Trix Rabbit> bwahaha with this clever disguise, trix will be my prize!
*** Trix_Rabbit is now known as `Percyval
* `Percyval does some crazyyy zoom zoom skateboard stunts
<@o_0> damn percys tearing it up
* +LobsterOctopus calls percy out "yo, you got some hot moves brutha, want some trix?"
* `Percyval screams out "AT LAST THE COLOR FRUITY BREAKFAST OF TRIX IS MINE!!!"
* `Percyval crashes on skateboard
<@o_0> look!!! hes not teh percy!! hes teh silly rabbit!!!
<`Percyval> WGF!!!!! NO!!!!
*** `Percyval is now known as Trix_Rabbit
*** o_0 sets mode: +b *!*@social.rr.com
*** Trix_Rabbit was kicked by o_0 (silly rabbit, trix are for kids!) |
#30473 (179/749) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[ blinko1 ] A friend of mine used to go to gas stations and ask for cigarettes
[ blinko1 ] when they put them on the counter he would grab them and run
[ blinko1 ] if the guy chased we would run inside and loot the placeComment: #d2jsp
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#14685 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere
<Abbadaba> yes
<Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me
<Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death
<Abbadaba> amen |
#15930 (178/356) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<intokbles> sorry, i cant understand...
<intokbles> im from argentina,
<nobody> its ok jose
<intokbles> and my english it`s not so goof
<nobody> : )
<nobody> actually it is goof |
#19693 (178/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now
<jliechty> this sucks
<bryce> go and get a deer head to mount
<jliechty> sounds like a good idea
<jliechty> where can i find one?
<bryce> on a deer |
#21675 (179/342) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lauren> I ROX0RS JO0 NEWBIE!
<GravitonSurge> why don't you CHOKE YOURSELF WITH THE CORDS. WHY DO YOU COME HERE. NOBODY LIKES YOU, NOBODY TALKS TO YOU, 3/4 OF THE PEOPLE HERE DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
<GravitonSurge> just a thought |
#22719 (178/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
marty> So, what happened, did you date her? What was she like...
deathcubek> Let me put it this way. She was like an RPG.
marty> I dont get it.
deathcubek> Well... she was long, expensive, and full of monsters. |
#25624 (179/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(timmo) her boobies are fake
(timmo) ;[
[nyisles] hmm
[nyisles] are they photoshopped
[nyisles] ?
[Guilty] No
[Guilty] They're implants |
#27905 (178/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<plexr> do you know std c++ ?
<plexr> or is a weak understanding of VB your only strength
<ahorse_> oohhhhh he just said the equivalent of *yo momma* |
#29051 (177/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tito> asl
<czechreck> 13/hermaphrodite/locked in a basement so I can't polute humanitys gene pool |
#32129 (178/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tigergirl> Why it would be too early to say good morning?
<Bringa> cause morning starts at 3pm imo :P
<Antimatter> heh. g'morning, then :)
* malady goes to bed. v_v
<tigergirl> "What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"
<Helleshin> all of them at once
<Bringa> tigergirl, I postulate that for someone, somewhere, this morning is good. Also, I would like to make you see the potential for good that lies in this morning as it does in every morning. Also, I like to mock your doubtlessly depressive plight by stating how good I am doing. On this good morning.
<Kurt> but it's afternoon!Comment: (circa 11pm EST on #angband@WorldIRC)
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#32507 (178/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<peterS> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you. |
#32681 (178/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VALIS> I _had_ no _idea_ I should elminate unused variables.
<VALIS> I'll get right on that.
<Kurt> keep them in, never know when you'll need them
<Kurt> you might be sitting there bashing away and you'll think "Gee, if only I had a variable called unsigned_dong about now"
<somniloquy> sign my dong! |
#34146 (178/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Valek> Life sucks, I hope I get drunk this weekend.
<WzL> life sucks
<WzL> and it don't even swallow
<Valek> Yeah but if your lucky you find a girl who does, then life doesn't suck anymore.
<WzL> But if yer unlucky she lives in another country
<Valek> And if your really unlucky shes a guy.
<Valek> And if your really fucked
<Valek> She has a bigger penis then you |
#35898 (178/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
daito+> it's bad
daito+> when a girl calls me
daito+> and i don't pick it up
daito+> cause i don't feel like having sex today
Sephiroso> is she ugly
white_0men> nah
daito+> no she is hot.
white_0men> wtf
daito+> and i've slept with her
white_0men> don't feel like having sex
daito+> i just don't feel like doing much
daito+> there is this discovery channel show on the bermuda triangle on at 9
daito+> and i wanna drink coffee and watch that |
#41012 (178/318) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ozzy> Mace?
<ozzy> Could you link me to a WMP10 d/l?
<Mace> Hi, I'm Google. I'm useful. |
#43697 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Quasar`> my biological clock is ticking
<@Quasar`> 25-year-old virgin sounds worse than serial killer to me
<@Quasar`> damn I need 3 more quarters to finish a pyramid of quarters |
#46503 (178/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<L0rdG0h4n> SOMEBODY JUST SHOT A GUN RIGHT THROUGH MY BACKYARD FENCE
<Radar> Obviously they MISSED. |
#51081 (178/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@jestuh> ahh huge paper due at 9am and haven't even opened word yet
<@DigDug> start -> run -> winword
<@DigDug> [ok]
<@jestuh> sweet phase 1 is complete! |
#69917 (178/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RuneCaster> I also hate people that walk up behind you and say something that sounds like the trigger to a conversation directed at you
<RuneCaster> Then you turn around and they're talking to a product from the store
<RuneCaster> "Well look who it is!" (I turn around) "Wha?"
<RuneCaster> and numbnuts is talking to Steven Seagal on the front of a dvd cover. |
#80422 (178/426) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
NatNic1: HALLELUJAH!
NatNic1: or however you do the letters in that word thing
F 7 Y: rofl what
NatNic1: ya know
NatNic1: whats it called
NatNic1: oh
NatNic1: spelling |
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