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#105156 (190/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kefka> Okay seriously
<Kefka> wHAT
<Kefka> Is the point
<Kefka> Of this ignore systsem
<Kefka> -02:57.54- You are currently ignoring <Jouva> and <Jouva> tried to send you a PM: <Jouva> This is a test of the emergency furry system. |
#153809 (190/282) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* lady_di8 whips himself with a mouse cord
<Jeff> himself wtf
* lady_di8 has quit IRC (Quit: ) |
#154605 (190/592) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@randi> seething. in. rage.
<@randi> i mean, seriously. who the fuck tries to connect to ssl via ssh?
<@randi> ssh must be the end all solution for connecting to *anything* that is encrypted
<@randi> i mean, my god.
<@randi> seriously.
<@randi> how the fuck did i ever have sex with him.
<@Verjigorm> Tab A, slot B
<@rm-fr> you had sex with someone who doesn't know the difference between ssh and ssl and who can't configure a FreeBSD workstation?
<@randi> YES
<@randi> i'm going to go home and scrub my vag until it bleeds.Comment: #bifemunix on EFnet
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#290414 (190/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<RobWrtchd> -8 is a great temperature, because it looks like an emoticon for what happens to your dick at -8 |
#297803 (190/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DevXen> they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE! |
#308758 (190/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<p4plus2> VI VI VI THE EDITOR OF THE BEAST |
#310167 (190/214) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheGreatSparky> Well over the last 100 years we have made such insane medical and technological advancements. I mean, we have X-Rays and ultra sounds, we can replace hearts and reattach limbs, and we can even perform operations on the human brain. How is it that with all that in mind, shoving a finger up a somebody's asshole is STILL the best method to check a prostate? |
#318 (190/454) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mooner> some guy is having sex in the cubicle next to mine. |
#1508 (190/349) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MegaWorld> Anyone awake?
<hypr> shutup im trying to sleep |
#1546 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(timmo) the average testicle is the size of a walnut.
[maff] the average walnut tastes better than the average testicle |
#2469 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth |
#7374 (190/346) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing |
#10350 (191/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ignatz> You are carrying one half-empty Anchor Steam beer, a GameBoy, and an angst-filled heart. You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company.
<zebulon_y> w
<ignatz> You fall into the Pacific Ocean.
<zebulon_y> e
<ignatz> You are in a clearing in the woods near a technology company. There is a dwarf here with a hat that says "QA" on it.
<zebulon_y> drink beer
<ignatz> glug.
<zebulon_y> say hello to dwarf
<ignatz> FUCK YOU, THAT'S MARKETING'S JOB says the dwarf. He hits you with a memo and you die. |
#11587 (190/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up. "hello? *pause* yeah, she's right here. *glances at me* thirty-four C." me: "thirty-six." jason: "thirty-six c. yeah. bye." |
#298 (189/425) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DigDug> how about i make a special back door, just for you :-)
<Amanda_> Oh, that'll work just as well
<McMoo> pen just invited you to have ass sex with him |
#874 (189/363) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel
<NOFX`> its getting old
<NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something
<NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing |
#1727 (189/375) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
#1982 (189/369) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ToastyGhost> Is that a roll of pennies in your pocket, or do you just have an incredibly small and slender penis?
<TheVortex> you talking to toen? more like dimes.
<Toen> actually it's a roll of pennies in my pocket. But that ain't a gatorate bottle in my other pocket.
<TheVortex> Ah. Powerade.
<ToastyGhost> Powerade.
<Toen> penis, actually
<ToastyGhost> Yes, severed penis of someone else, in a gatorade bottle.
<TheVortex> dude, that's pretty sick, cutting someone else's penis off like that
<ToastyGhost> DAMN! SAME THOUGHTS!
<Toen> I HATE YOU BOTH ;_;
<TheVortex> GET OUT OF MY HEAD TOASTYGHOST |
#2213 (189/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<purem> my sk00l had an anthrax scare today
<purem> it ended up being some poor guys coke :(
<purem> he's prolly gonna get expelled :/
<purem> or at least kicked outta the faculty
<purem> and then executed
<Morris> haha
<Morris> They mistook some coccaine for anthrax?
<purem> yeah
<Morris> hehe
<Morris> Poor guy
<Morris> All he wanted, was to do his lines.
<purem> ya
<purem> it's bad enough that he lost his coke, but he had to go and quarintine like 600 people into that building for like 4 hours
<purem> heh
<Morris> :/
<purem> rough day
<Morris> Coke heads around the world now lable their coke with "Not Anthrax" stickers.
<purem> "COCAINE INSIDE" |
#2583 (189/361) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank?
<novocain> you can't
<novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint
<novocain> because you're 16
<tenfour> haha |
#3275 (189/353) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cynica_l> i hate babies
<Gollum`> i hate people
<cynica_l> i hate you
<profett> i have 3 guns
<profett> we can solve some problems |
#3723 (189/341) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> if i ever get arrested for something serious, 20/20 and Dateline are going to have a field day with my irc logs. |
#3852 (188/375) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling |
#4237 (189/362) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
<Kashan> masturbate more
<Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
<Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
<Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude |
#5415 (189/358) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Necro-M> anyone here got jpeglib.h ?
<med-> had it when i was younger, i don't think you can catch it twice tho |
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