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#34139 (191/429) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Valeria> This is my computer. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My computer is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life.
<Valeria> Without me my computer is useless. Without my computer, I am useless. I must use my computer well. I must K-Line faster than my enemy who is trying to K-Line me.
<Valeria> I must pwn him before he pwns me. I will. Before God I swear this creed. My computer and myself are defenders of my server. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it .. . until there is no enemy ... but Microsoft. Amen. |
#34160 (191/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blah_x> it says i am the computer administor
<trippah> i feel sorry for your pcComment: #php efnet
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#45563 (191/359) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TheHeadlinesRead> hey guys who wants 2 cyber???
<FacadeofTime> Why do you want to cyber?
<FacadeofTime> Do you have a low self worth?
<FacadeofTime> Why cant you meet someone nice in real life?
<FacadeofTime> Do you think you're ugly?
<Vide0GameFreak64> No, everyone else does. |
#52667 (191/317) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kronus> AAAUGH
<kronus> HOLY CRAAAAP
<kronus> HEEEELP
<kronus> the heat in my house won't turn on
<kronus> and
<kronus> the temperature in my room right now is 57.3 F :/
<kronus> and
<kronus> i'm out of firewood
<kronus> so
<kronus> i have 4 ways to stay alive: F@H, P95, BF2, or HL2
<kronus> which is more processor intensive? |
#60850 (190/400) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Lawnhorn]> man, that sucked
<[Lawnhorn]> got a knock on my door
<[Lawnhorn]> and two of my flatmates were there
<[Lawnhorn]> holding, on a plate, the pie I put in the oven at 12:40pm
<[Lawnhorn]> it could now be described as "ethnic" |
#67322 (191/351) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< fr00t> hey you guys are gonna hate me for this but I'm wondering if you know of any serial box's for a windows, all the serial site infect cookies or are contaminated wiht porn
< orange8> contaminated with porn?
< orange8> i think you mean enhanced |
#43 (190/592) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_DOS> Tupac Shakur sounds like a Protoss name. |
#349 (191/465) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ping> oh, im ready for the upcoming school year
<End[gone]> i dont think it will be any different
<zxaxox> thats why you have to take a shotgun and MAKE it different. |
#1276 (192/380) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meretrix> as far as i'm concerned, a cute girl is a cute girl.
<meretrix> even if she's a guy. |
#1672 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player
(Stacey```) so i can kick their ass |
#1819 (191/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> The rain in spain falls mainly on the spaniards. |
#3874 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
<Hostile> AGREED |
#7422 (191/343) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|VenoMtv|> my dad called me up to wish me a happy birthday
<|VenoMtv|> he said, happy 22 birthday, and i replied, dad, i'm 23
<|VenoMtv|> and he said, but i thought u started to drink last year
<|VenoMtv|> i said, no, i started in high school =x |
#8349 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hito> This girl at school asked me a really wierd question today.
<Hito> "What's the best ecperience you've ever had while masturbating? Explain why. After, tell me what the worst experience you've had masturbating is, and explain why."
<Jin|Cool> I got that once as an essay question on my SAT.
<Jin|Cool> Mostly why I got a 1200. |
#8431 (191/329) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DjShoryu> one time my friend got so drunk he thought legos were candy
<buttonsDIE> you mean like he ate them?
<DjShoryu> no, hes an artist
<DjShoryu> he built an apple , then ate it |
#9103 (191/362) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vmob_babe> french is a beautiful language.
<agent_rot> i dont like it
<vmob_babe> why is that?
<agent_rot> cuz i dont like words like 'bourdoeux' or whatever are "bordo"
<vmob_babe> hmm.
<agent_rot> theyre just trying to cheat at scrabble i tell you! |
#11688 (191/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hydrac7> nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces after explaining bukkake for them
<Alice`> Nothing better than seeing the reaction on fellow classmates faces' after demonstrating bukkake to them
<Aboshi> Alice: The reaction all over their faces. |
#13841 (191/386) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been
pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?
<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then
MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,
Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking
maple syrup.
<ignatz> The rest is history. |
#16970 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redfox> hmmm.. i heard a loud noise downstairs
<redfox> nobody's home, brb... investigating
<Rezn0r> it's your sense of self-worth running away
<Rezn0r> and knocking over furniture on its way out |
#17086 (191/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kethepoo> i remember the first time windows said "this program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down", and i was worried that they found out about the porn i had looked at |
#20010 (192/341) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" |
#20525 (191/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Gerrard> Theres some sort of militant feminist movement going on in my ceramics class |
#23309 (191/332) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xterm> six
<six> yes?
<xterm> lets argue, i'm bored :-)
<six> you need to come up with something stupid first |
#24171 (191/379) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[6thAB]Barnes> I wasn't masturbating!
<[6thAB]Barnes> I was just cleaning it and it when off!!! |
#29187 (191/347) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<niteshade> it's called ucontrol
<niteshade> I'm just chatting with one of the people that did a bit on it
<niteshade> will tell him
<snax> what does it do, kill caps lock?
<titikaka> it lets you reassign keys
<snax> cool
<snax> fast?
<titikaka> yes, it's fast
<niteshade> snax: does lots of other things
<niteshade> had this thing that lets you type with a one hand.... until the lawyers for a commerical patent made them stop it
<danamania> masturbating has been patented? |
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