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#30306 (191/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dedhed> Living within your means is totally where it's at
<Grifter> and by "within your means" you mean "with my parents" right? |
#30853 (191/427) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* RaphX deletes the sun
<RaphX> actually, I just closed the curtain |
#31723 (191/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pads> He'll be back. They always come back. IRC is the only thign harder to give up that heroin injected from a nicotine filled syringe. |
#31952 (191/333) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Mike[away]> oh awesome!!!!!! I've won a free prize!!!
<@Mike[away]> all i gotta do is give out my email address
<@Mike[away]> and address
<@Mike[away]> and name
<@Mike[away]> and phone number
<@Zero> WERE YOU THE 1000000000000000 VISITOR TOO!?
<@Mike[away]> and social sec number
<@Mike[away]> and shoe size
<@Mike[away]> and penis size
<@Mike[away]> and a few other things |
#32662 (191/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ruumis> playing metroid on the toilet. man, I knew there was a reason I lived in America. |
#32998 (190/474) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cowboy> HI GUYS
<Cowboy> OOOPS I HAVE CAPS LOCK ON
<Cowboy> WAIT I HAVE CAPS LOCK DISABLED ON THIS MACHINE
<Cowboy> OH OOPS I"M HOLDING DOWN SHIFTComment: #CkB
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#14032 (190/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arky> im a repeat stupid
<Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating now can't we.... |
#16231 (190/334) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(StanLee) I'm tired of working today.
(neruaL) me too
(neruaL) actually not really
(neruaL) because i haven't spoken to any customers yet
(neruaL) and the one time my phone rang it was a dial tone
(neruaL) dial tone > stupid customer |
#17009 (190/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jonathans> i can stand on the sides of my ankles
<jonathans> both heels inward
<jonathans> i can balance on one for a bit
<clay> i can touch my penis with my hands |
#17058 (190/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D|S-Alias> my balls are in such gay positions
<D|S-Alias> they are all on one side in a cluster
<D|S-random> i fuckin hate that
<D|S-random> when they stick to ur leg
<D|S-random> ER
<D|S-random> i just wanna rip them off
<D|S-Alias> im talking about pool yo |
#20009 (191/353) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DrWatson> MISSING: 1 motivation. Last seen the night before the last exam. Small and unimpressive. Likes to wander. Answers to the name of 'Keith'. Please email DrWatson. |
#20023 (190/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?! |
#25111 (190/350) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tracer> i recently had a to punish an engineer at work because the video camera's in the main assembly hangar caught him wacking off in the cockpit of a F-16.. |
#29635 (190/384) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Monkey> Won't you take me to Funky Town?
<triple6> I'm not going that way, sorry. |
#29882 (190/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zax`away> BUT WHAT DOES GOD DO WHEN A KITTEN MASTURBATES!? |
#29931 (190/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mr_X> I once went fishing with K0ffing and we caught syphilis.
<K0ffing> worst tasting fish ever |
#32884 (190/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rein_coloring> It's always good to make adults happy. You never know when one of them will feed you |
#33068 (190/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mike> AARRRRRRRRRRRR
<Mike> my eyes!
<Mike> a plumber bent over and lace panties sticking out :/Comment: #lockergnome wyldryde
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#33710 (190/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<auxi> G2g class is over
<auxi> Ill be back in like 5 mionutes in my next class :DComment: #GeekIssues
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#35730 (190/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|silicon> one of our customer's got a DMCA violation
* |silicon notes the filenames
<|silicon> Infringer Username: gentlyjohnny
<|silicon> Infringing Filename: Gay porn - River Patrol 7.mpg
<|silicon> Infringing Filesize: 14732752
<|silicon> dude, it goes on FOR PAGES |
#50462 (190/326) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tyger> I freaking love this time of year.
<Tyger> It's the only time you can bury a corpse in your front yard and nobody comments.Comment: October 27, #egs
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#55842 (189/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ame> and the other 3 hours were spent chatting up the female specimens
<herr_doktor> LMAO...
<herr_doktor> specimens? you plan on dissection?
<ame> no, just some good, thorough probing |
#56372 (190/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BinGOs> heh anyways this is for an assignment ?
<xaez> yeh, for an assignment
<BinGOs> we used to have printer bins for output at uni. I used to just wait until other people printed their assignments out and got to the printer bins before them.
<BinGOs> work smarter not harder. |
#61925 (190/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dj-Danstar_Project> i never said i was a dj |
#67052 (190/330) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jessecrouch> any of you ever play those mmorpg sex/relationship games?
<f0rked> like, myspace?Comment: #null
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