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#50149 (193/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jason> And... the test is finished.
<Tristal> What was the test, "Can I drink this fifth of Jack Daniels in under 3 minutes?"
<Tristal> Because I noticed you cramming really hard before the exam |
#50350 (193/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@CFX> no
<@CFX> I'm not into zoophilia
<@CFX> leave that for Daz
<@CFX> and his walruses
<Dazzy> ....
<Dazzy> MANATEES dammit! |
#51899 (193/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* WC` has to get really good at GT4 by monday
<ScrubEXE> Whys that
<rsltne> HE HAS BEEN CHALLENGED BY THE GODS.
<WC`> fastest lap time in the university = next term's tuition paid
<Tinsle> o_o |
#53511 (193/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LagIsNewYear> spencers is where i shop for my gfs gifts
<LagIsNewYear> no where else in teh mall had a place for dildos but spencers did, so i wanted to check if they had any right and i look it up online and call em up
<LagIsNewYear> and i ask if they have any dildos or whatever and there is a woman who goes...uhhh no we do NOT carry those..
<LagIsNewYear> so i angerily went into the mall and checked myself and spencers ended up having it
<LagIsNewYear> and hten i realised i called a differnt spencers...one for kids clothing |
#58058 (193/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Clipse> J_0(t)
<RuneCaster> ...
<Clipse> that's a function, not a smiley
<RuneCaster> Is that an equation or an emote? -.-
<Clipse> ;p
<RuneCaster> ok just checking
<RuneCaster> For a moment it sort of looked like a "Unimpressed because my left ear and part of my head were bitten off" face |
#61115 (193/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^DX^> all day in class I thought I was sitting next to a gay asian kid
<^DX^> so I didn't want to look at him
<^DX^> then I finally looked and it was just a petite cute white girlComment: #SEO EFnet
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#66590 (193/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RealmRPGer> So I plugged in a new ethernet cable about half an hour ago. So far no disconnection problems
* RealmRPGer has quit (Ping timeout)
* DerPiestein coughs |
#79919 (194/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Poppin> but i cant go to the dentist cuz my mom screwed me
<Foxhill> what has your dentist got against incest? |
#306 (193/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NtG> people beta test a MS product every time they boot windows |
#1741 (193/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zaratustra> Pagan pacman goes WICCA WICCA WICCA WICCA
<Zaratustra> HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW
<MightyQuinn> hmmm. more ammo for ultra conservative christians to use against video gomes... "Pacman promotes satanism"
<Zaratustra> Pacman promotes consumption of undead. |
#2056 (193/303) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?
<Sekmu> yes.
<Dr_zapp> and it is....?
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<Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :) |
#2290 (193/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eldee> finding wiring diagrams on the web isnt fun at all
<eldee> because.. you really dont find any wiring diagrams
<eldee> just porn.. how wiring diagrams and porn can be confused in a search engine, i've yet to discover |
#3052 (193/337) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman?
<shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something |
#3168 (193/331) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents |
#4078 (193/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mukluk> My lungs hold 650 cubic cenimeters of air. :P
<Mukluk> I know this because it was measured by a doctor. :P
<fRy-> WHAT THE FUCK? :P
<Mukluk> I was told that that's an extremely high capacity. :P
<Mukluk> I could fucking beat all of you to death. :P
<DeadRinga> with your lungs?
<z0rg> Mukluk hahahah
<Mukluk> Laugh all you like, little-lung. :P |
#4083 (192/459) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[ric]> puddy.. but I need to live on the internet... without p0rn I would forget what a naked woman looks like!
<[ric]> I know there are those magazine things, but hey I keep clicking [next] and the pages don't turn!
<winmutt> ric thats scares me
* winmutt looks ric up on the sexual offender listings
<[ric]> what scares me more is that it will end up in geekQuotes... (again.. sigh!)
<[ric]> what I would like to know is how come all my inspirational leaps of genius, stunning breakthroughs in code or precise observational musings don't end up in geekQuotes, just the ones that make me look like some drunken, banter merchant, goth obsessed nutter seem to make it!
* [ric] looks squarely in Jumper's direction, and taps his foot... |
#6200 (193/339) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<barkode:#916> playing tribes for last 5 hours
<Pesto:#916> wow, you're still at work?
<barkode:#916> yeah. |
#6371 (193/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
<GE> actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
<File13> if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far. |
#7883 (193/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<djrm> Q what is the penalty for exceeding your space quota?
<Alaric> death by pineapple
<djrm> ooo err |
#8474 (193/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[03:01]<monkey1> at least im not on IRC at 3 AM! |
#10260 (192/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
2(SilentSniper): I took my ps2 to florida, and the airport security bomb checker dude wouldnt stop asking me questions... "Did you get it when it was $200 or $300? Should I get an XBox or a PS2? I heard that a Ps3 is coming out? What is the best game?"
14(OuT-4-BlooD): haha
02(SilentSniper): SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR DANGEROUS EXPLOSIVES AND QUESTIONABLE FOREIGNERS |
#2832 (191/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet! Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents. but some of the men are really women. Enjoy! |
#2877 (192/385) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children.
<AlmtyBob> wow
<AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job
<AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak |
#3756 (192/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ad0> I met my gf (which is here as we speak) over IRC
<Wyatt> Ad0: Are you both IRCing side-by-side?
<Ad0> almost
<Ad0> she is in the kitchen with the laptop |
#7057 (192/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lazarus> Anyone care to guess my sign?
<DocWebstr> "Keep Off"?
<Lazarus> Wrong Way.
<Beki> this end up? :)
<K`shandra> "Thank You - Come Again." ;-) |
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