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<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? |
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<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s |
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<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult
<zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened |
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<Paeyl> why did i just have a sudden image of a penis with tentacles at the tip
<alayna> cthulhuitis
<Paeyl> is there an antibiotic for that?
<Paeyl> "doc, i have a problem." "what?" "it's my.. penis.. it .. " "yes?" "it can.. write its own name."
<geo> That's not a problem, son...that's a potential career. |
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*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronin\dm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call |
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<Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had 'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt' and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he rubbed mine.'
<Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D |
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<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies! |
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<wild-> so a guy goes to the drugstore, he says 'i need some condoms for my 11 year old daughter' druggist says 'your daughters sexually active at age 11?' he says 'nah she just lies there like her mother' |
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<TeamsterX> man watching 6 MSCE's around a sun box, looks alot like the opening scene's of 2001:space odyssey and the monkey's with the monolith |
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[Modnar] 3y3 0wnz j00
[TMBG37] n0 j00 d0n7
[Modnar] dude, i've got the inv0ice right here |
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<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant
<\slick> take that |
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<Aboshi> Women. I drive 'em crazy.
<Trinity> crazy = away |
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< Brat> I dreamt that my cat had become unsatisfied with all the love and affection that I gave her and that she started looking online at cat "personals", which are really just pages and pages of people's hands in the "cat petting" position, with profile information like "looking for a loving cat to stroke" "SWM looking for classy cat", etc. etc.
< Brat> It ended up with me getting on my knees and promising that I'd give her twice as much attention.
< Brat> :( Then I woke up. |
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<Boletus> Fnilaly! |
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<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far |
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<GunnX> I was locked in my bathroom once getting ready for a date
<GunnX> :)
<GunnX> door knob fell off
<GunnX> those were the days
<polyglot> wtf were you doing to the doorknob? |
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<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds.
<malcolm> ghost popcorn |
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<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen? |
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<NewSonCometh> my sister found 50 bucks today
<NewSonCometh> then the person who dropped it asked her if she found it
<NewSonCometh> with the clenched 50 sticking out of her hand, she said "Nope, I don't have any cash at all"
<NewSonCometh> then the lady just walked away
<NewSonCometh> I wish more people with an abundance of 50's were that stupid |
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<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!? |
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< krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool
< krept_> i'm going to have real friends
< krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT
<@meth> going to get a few new action figures?
< krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally |
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<Naked_Eye> Anyone got the nude patch for "Barbie horse adventures"? |
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<Lina-> i just applied for a job as a private investigator
<max> so you can investigate privates? |
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<Josho> haha fox fucked up
<Josho> caption: BRUTAL DAY
<Josho> bitch is talkign about people dead in iraq
<Josho> and there's this video of a guy skiing |
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<Theogony> e and his community service
<Theogony> he needs to be buying me lunch right now. i've gone 9.5 days without insulting him regarding a certain physical characteristic
<Theogony> i told him my idea of community service is to leave torrent files open after i've downloaded them
<KArmA-> hehehe
<KArmA-> you're a credit to the speciesComment: #couch on EFnet
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