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<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer" |
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<johnsmith> Ill sit at bars and write perl on my napkin until girls are so thick around me I cant move my body |
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<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'. |
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<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users.
<@harb> They all have silly handles.
<@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous".
<@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"
< mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin
< mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G
<@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!!
<@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku.
<@harb> <tyr4nous> suk |
#27844 (197/345) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<INFINITE> heh, i just figured out Neo backwards is One
<z3ro> er.. Oen
<INFINITE> oh wait .. Shit |
#28956 (197/365) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Low`DOHC> I'm not god...
<Low`DOHC> I'm more along the lines of buddha
<CaptChaos> yeah, fat and overly passive |
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<@wangzang> HOLLY SHIST EARTHCQUAKE
<@wangzang> OMFG
<@wangzang> whoa
<@wangzang> holy fucks
<@wangzang> jeseu i'm not kididings
<@wangzang> jesus christ
<@wangzang> omg mog mgoomgmgo
< SteamedHams> it must be shaking the shit out of your keyboard
<@wangzang> omog |
#31787 (197/351) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kaelic> Orca informed me I was black listed on the channel, when I wanted to know why he said it was because I got an illegal Stars! Serial, I claimed that someone else told me to do it
<Kaelic> So 3 years later I am digging through logs
<Kaelic> And there it is!
<Kaelic> Orca telling me how to get an illegal serial!
<Kaelic> like 3 days earlier ¬_¬ |
#16406 (196/357) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful. |
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<Beige> It's one o'clock.
<Beige> Do you know where your children are?
<Apollyon> In my testes. |
#27911 (196/348) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CrackZ> I'm gonna be getting a new boss soon too
<CrackZ> its a power hungry female
<CrackZ> ya know the type
<CrackZ> her 'can do' profile is going to clash with my 'can't be arsed' profile |
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[Derek PING]
[Derek PING reply]: Your connection is horrible get DSL you fucking hobo
<Derek> :( |
#30744 (196/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J3anyus> wanna play a round or two?
<Haigha> I'll play when I get home
<Haigha> about 15 mins
<J3anyus> haigha is going to drive home in his delorean
<Haigha> yeah
<Haigha> I'll be home 2 hours ago |
#32754 (196/416) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Quits: t0t0 (Quit: Sometimes I dream about being caried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut?)Comment: Yes, it does
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#297972 (196/266) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends |
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<highjack> does anyone have a time machine I can borrow?
<Zetta> highjack: yeah, but I need it back ten minutes ago |
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<Tarkaan> holy shit
<Tarkaan> my electrical guy is here
<Tarkaan> and my elec was all retarded
<Tarkaan> fuses bridged with copper wire
<Tarkaan> he's replacing that shit with breakers
<Tarkaan> so I don't fucking die
<ionine_> Tarkaan, did he tell you to hold two wires while he makes a bowtie?
<Tarkaan> I'm not falling for that againComment: #geekissues
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#306057 (196/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Cynic: I watched the movie The Prestige today
Cynic: that was really good
FotG: trying to remember what that one is
Cynic: Hugh Jackman and Christian Bale
Cynic: are magicians
FotG: yeah actors names.... don't really mean much to me
Cynic: Wolverine and Batman
Cynic: are magicians
FotG: Don't think I've seen any movie like that... |
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Charlie: next door have been drilling for like 2weeks non stop
Charlie: what the fuck are they making
Richard: holes |
#37991 (196/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VooDoo-chan> im sitting at home watching TV with my girlfriend, Amanda, last night... her daughter is sitting on the floor in front of us eating Jell-O... she asks me "Sean, what is Jell-O?" i look over at Amanda and she looks at me waiting for me to answer her daughter... i turn back to Tesley and tell her "Well, honey, Jell-O is made from Crushed Unicorns"...
<VooDoo-chan> whole lot of crying happened after that |
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<Foicite> Nothing brightens your day like Japanese girls gasping and moaning as they laud your sexual prowess. |
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(Chongablonga) this guy i know was convinced he could breakdance
(Chongablonga) so we always used to be like 'john show us some breakdancing' and he'd just hurl himself at the floor and spin on his face |
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<jose3030> I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by eluding police during a chase. |
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<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away?
<mEsHmAn> in mIRC
*** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com
*** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away) |
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<the_Speed_Bump> I have a severe, irrational phobia against midgets with red hair who wear black trenchcoats and sell kitchen cleaners in back alleys behind hotels whose names start with the letter 'U'.
<the_Speed_Bump> Every day is a struggle. |
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