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#33987 (198/372) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<homerj> there were a lot of black people when we saw bad boys 2
<homerj> I remember when I was like 7 my mom talked about the colored lady down the street
<homerj> I kept looking for some chick that was like all colors of the rainbow |
#34319 (198/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S_R> I just made the weirdest thing I've ever tasted
<rpop> now put it back in the toiletComment: #geekissues efnet
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#48646 (198/352) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
KNRListner44| my usb coffee heater is a bit slow ;x
Del-AFK| Powered from the USB port?
KNRListner44| mmhm
Del-AFK| that's a maximum of 400 ma
KNRListner44| ..
KNRListner44| lemme get the firewire 800 <-> usb adapater
KNRListner44| will more heat data get sent if it's usb 2.0?
Del-AFK| no
KNRListner44| was that an insanely stupid question
Del-AFK| if you're an electrical engineer it was. |
#55209 (197/387) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Ian> you are a racist, Maketakunai
<Maketakunai> So what if I am?
<Maketakunai> You have something against racists?
<Dr_Ian> you have something against races?
<Maketakunai> Yes
<Maketakunai> they make my feet hurt |
#34524 (197/377) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Elvo> I show ppl empty DIMM slots and tell them it's virtual memory |
#35875 (197/375) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mog> oops
<mog> in jeopardy, it was like crossword clues D
<mog> or something
<ocean2> what on earth are you talking about
<mog> it was "This anonymous source helped to bring down the Nixon Administration"
<mog> it was deep throat
<mog> but I yelled out Blow Job accidentally
<mog> in front of my mom and sister
<mog> :/
<mog> my mom kicked me off the couch, haha |
#40087 (197/339) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
TechKO: I love my algebra book
TechKO: Q1. (12x4x^2)^6=15
TechKO: solve for y |
#41154 (197/349) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BoomBaBa> Meanie, sorry but I am not a fat 16 year old whose diet consists of pizza and hot pockets
<BluMeanie> I hate pizza
<BluMeanie> and we don't have hot pockets in canada
<mkart64> BluMeanie: why didn't you deny the fat part first
<BluMeanie> mkart, cause the food caught my attention |
#43237 (197/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(+jome) Downloading music hurts the music industry, then downloading porn hurts the porn industry, right.. so I download porn for ethical reasons. |
#46638 (197/373) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fr_gment> If "pro" is antonymic to "con," what is antonymic to "progress?"
<blarg> WTF is "con-gress?"
<blarg> Oh, wait... |
#50815 (197/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+mahangu> i have a theory
<+mahangu> linux geeks are better in bed
<+mahangu> seriously, take a guy who spends _hours_, even _days_ troubleshooting his ethernet card
<+mahangu> isn't he going to be more likely to find the clitoris?Comment: #freenode on irc.freenode.net
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#52876 (197/297) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MandaBella> Ben...I see your point
<Tigerlily> Ben, put your point away. Manda can see it. |
#53419 (197/355) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<buzzcocks> hey guys im gonna go watch some tv and consult w/ my good friend about her boy problems
<buzzcocks> wow that made me sound gay
<sickhippie|wtf> buzzcocks, is there something you need to tell us?
<buzzcocks> hey
<sickhippie|wtf> i mean, you can trust us
<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare
* sickhippie|wtf changes topic to '<buzzcocks> i only rubbed his crotch because it was a dare' |
#54583 (197/413) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Biablo> wrestling is 6 inches away from gay sex
<Gafgarion> 6 inches away? more like a thin speedo away from gay sex |
#56189 (197/335) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thefwf> I'm gonna go slit wrists
<thefwf> brb
<pritch> k
<pritch> wait that's bad for you
<pritch> and emo
<thefwf> Who said I'm doing it to my wrists? |
#60269 (197/439) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@f0rked> looks like it tries to write a client that isn't there.
<@f0rked> w00t
<@f0rked> think I fixed it
<@f0rked> just wrote a quick wrapper func to check if the client is connected before sending.
<@damacus> yeah, always wrap your pipe before you upload your data. |
#247324 (197/545) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<onslaught86> Oh man.
<onslaught86> I just saw a cat get hit by a car.
<onslaught86> Most uncool.
<Sharkdog> :(
<Sharkdog> I love cats.
<onslaught86> They didn't stop.
<onslaught86> Jerkoffs.
<onslaught86> I went door knocking to see if it was anyone's cat, no-one knew.
<onslaught86> One guy said he'd call the ranger to have the poor cat taken away.
<Sharkdog> I hope you did that subtly.
<Sharkdog> "Hi ma'm is that, perhaps, your dead cat there run over in the middle of the road?"
<onslaught86> Oh god.
<onslaught86> Sharky, you have made my brain think very nasty things.
<onslaught86> "Oh hai! ^_^ I gots runned overs. :(" |
#302291 (197/501) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TwoPointOh> ZenGwen: do you get easily offended by references to 9/11?
<ZenGwen> no
<TwoPointOh> okay
<TwoPointOh> i had a great idea for a t-shirt |
#303426 (197/321) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<btg101> i spend half my day fixing the shit i wrote at night without thinking
<btgt101> and the other half writing the shit im gonna fix tomorrow |
#2095 (197/340) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<JDigital> We need our own Dance 4.14 bot.
<JDigital> *Dancer
<MrSede> A dance bot..?
<MrSede> Do a random Kirby dance every few minutes?
<MrSede> ..while telling the weather
<Brentai> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> It's fucking hot!
<MrSede> Forecast for today will be cloudy [*bust a move*] with a slight chance of [*booty shakin*] rain
<MrSede> If the weatherman were more like that I'd watch the News more often |
#2708 (197/346) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet
(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY" |
#4612 (197/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Overlord> That just pooped into my head.
<Overlord> Ack, one of my worst typos. |
#4743 (197/345) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Object> well if a girl can speak of how different men taste and how it relates to their physic I'd say she's pretty much a slut |
#7435 (197/405) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Owyn> I can't double click on a folder to open it.
<Owyn> THat's not a good thing.
<Phuser> keep the chat running man JUST KEEP THE CHAT RUNNING!
*** Owyn has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Phuser> damn
* Phuser throws his hands in the air
<Phuser> WHY GOD, WHY?! |
#7559 (197/358) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
foop> computers need to burst into flames more often |
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