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#2778 (199/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
#5757 (199/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<bytraper> sheesh... I crashed the last company car I had :/
<bytraper> I pulled the sun visor down and a spider with 15 legs dropped from it
<girlie-> 15 legs.. lol
<Dark_un> thats almost 2 spiders
#8253 (199/338) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hamsters> is there any tips that i can pass my writen test?
<shagman> hamsters, learn english
#9946 (199/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MpTaNk> my mom was telling me to do a whole bunch of stuff at once and my first thought was to tell her to stop flooding me
#554 (198/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> Sure, I'll put it on my Wall of Eliteness in my dorm
<Amanda`> Beside Duke Nukem
<Guilty> You and duke nukem
<Amanda`> We're pals.
<Guilty> Its like Amanda was Duke's fiance before a war and Duke went off and she sits in a rocking chair until 80 waiting for him to come home
<Guilty> Hes dead, move on
#682 (198/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek
#2500 (198/369) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people
#2512 (198/379) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better
#3834 (198/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dot> *shrug*
<dot> i know most references
<dot> because i am ... whats that word?
<dot> i know stuff
#7627 (198/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
<Ratty`> COME ON BRAZIL!!
* ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil
<Ratty`> ergh
<Ratty`> it's all sticky
<ToRMeNTeD> you told me to
#151114 (198/488) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MystMystMystMyst> There's a famous guy who reminds me of you: Richard Borcherds.
<bbot> What was he convicted of?
#297796 (198/350) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Xerol|Work> customer wants to buy an "external processor"
<Xerol|Work> i want to buy a "gun"
<Xerol|Work> and "shoot myself"
<Warchamp7> You don't carry external processors?
<Xerol|Work> not ones that go in the "USA Port"
#298889 (198/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fahadsadah> "Free delivery on orders over £25 when collecting in store" < asda.co.uk
#301362 (198/424) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<abrn> lol I just opened this letter and its a subpoena for treason
#301934 (198/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(5:06:23 AM) b2d4c3e5: I just remembered that I invented the Roger Klotz smiley when I was 17. It is my crowning achievement.
(5:06:24 AM) Liana <AUTO-REPLY>: Your IM has been sent to my mobile device. When I receive it, I will be able to reply. Thanks for your IM! Want your IMs forwarded to your phone? Click here
(5:06:27 AM) b2d4c3e5: #:^)
(5:08:44 AM) Liana: eric i have like 3 finals today i told you
(5:09:59 AM) Liana: i cant believe you woke me up for this
(5:11:44 AM) Liana: go fuck yourself
(5:13:03 AM) b2d4c3e5: #:^(
#310551 (198/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[MobileJovian] If something is objective only for one person, then it's not objective
[MobileJovian] That's sort of the exact definition of subjectivity
[Me-me] maybe for you it is
[MobileJovian] I see what you did there.
#12055 (198/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
#14426 (198/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!
<PrincessLeia2> ...
<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O
#18660 (198/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Callero> I managed to pour a glass of champagne and orange juice in my girlfriends alarm clock
<Raider> That's the most random thing I've heard all day
#20416 (198/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(El_Diablo) The centre offers a number of extra-curriclar programs for the children. These programs include:
(El_Diablo) # Dance Program
(El_Diablo) # Music and Movement Program
(El_Diablo) wtf is the difference between dancing and moving to music?
(raygun) not moving to music
(raygun) music AND movement
(raygun) music and movement = musical chairs
(raygun) music and movement = striptease
(raygun) music and movement = fight club
(raygun) etc
(El_Diablo) it's a daycare, ray.
(El_Diablo) there's no striptease. there's no fight club.
(raygun) i bet they play the shit outta musical chairs, though
#22131 (198/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
<mg|Nibble> yup
<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
<LeadOP-Toast> :P
<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :)
#28638 (198/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OmnipotentEntity> X mean Erect Penis, XX means Sex play but no penetration, XXX mean penetration.
<papasmurf> um...
<papasmurf> no
<Fuhrur> this guy knows what he's talking about
<Fuhrur> the only pornographic classification I know is "LESBIAN BRITANY SPEARS POKEMON" which means "virus"
#29844 (198/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Doody> Man.
<Doody> It's sad.
<Doody> When a person doesn't know what GOATSE is.
<Wolfy2779> what's goatse?
#30475 (198/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BosHaus> so far I've gotten $250 in the mail
<BosHaus> for graduation
<Defiant> Any girls?
<Rogue> His letterbox is probably too small for that.
#33888 (198/376) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hidden_7> MOTHERFUCKING COMPUTER
<Hidden_7> it is an expensive piece of hardware
<Hidden_7> I've poured my heart, my soul, my LIFE into this bitch
<Hidden_7> and it won't fucking give up the goods
<Hidden_7> so fucking like a chick it's not EVEN funny
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