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#27794 (200/364) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Dave> I remember, there was a time in my life where I could sleep
<Dave> now, when I lay down it's like "what if one of my downloads finish?" |
#28524 (200/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. /hop got off, who's still on the boat?
* nipple_frog has quit IRC |
#28940 (200/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Jay> the only annoying thing about Perl is there's always at least 10 ways to do the same thing =)
<Ashley> and half of those make absolutely no sense when you come back to the code 30 minutes later |
#30377 (200/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <@Immelmann> YEah
<@Immelmann> My mom plays the sluts
<@Immelmann> *slots |
#12558 (200/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <RaptorII> Screwing with people's minds is my ultimate pasttime however.
<Supe> Or is it?! |
#16378 (199/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt |
#17725 (199/385) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER |
#30082 (199/391) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <@Psycho> Bush has the guts to attack tho
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Because Bush is going to be on the frontlines, right?
<@Psycho> well he would if we let him
<@Fuel[BTEG]> Bush on the frontline, hah
<@Fuel[BTEG]> The only lines bush knows about involve a razor blade and a rolled up $20.Comment: #bteg, Gamesnet
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#32084 (199/447) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you |
#148127 (199/435) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <+MK> Dude, like, 90% of all people use shared or dynamic IPs
<+Nabaztag> MK: I don't.
<+Nabaztag> My ISP doesn't do that.
<+Syniphas> that's like saying "My girlfriend wouldn't cheat on me" |
#296810 (198/324) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <nuclearrabbit> So I was talking to SPC Guyette and he was tellin his lulz from Iraq stories
<nuclearrabbit> Like when the gunner in their hummer threw all the shit from his MRE he didn't want to eat to some kids on the side of the road
<nuclearrabbit> and yelled
<nuclearrabbit> "It's an IED of flavor!"
<nuclearrabbit> But the driver only heard "it's an IED" and swerved off the road |
#301792 (199/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <{KHI}DellGuy> ceil, did you check out google buzz?
<ceil> {KHI}DellGuy: Google Twitter?
<ceil> looks like an email version of google wave, but twitterized
<ceil> holy shit, too much web 2.0 in that line
* ceil washes hands |
#305261 (199/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag * anarkoid has joined #ipsofacto
<anarkoid> HEY GUYS
<anarkoid> WHAT'S UP
<Save> lol caps much?
<anarkoid> oops
<anarkoid> i was writing youtube comments heh |
#33286 (199/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <monkeydog> do burn victims get a discount when they go to get cremated? |
#33640 (198/452) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <tharaka> u know whats stupid about phones
<tharaka> they are on low batt right
<tharaka> and yet what do they do?
<tharaka> make a nose, which uses up more battery
<tharaka> and flash lights
<tharaka> and use up more battery
<tharaka> its almost like microsoft windows popups.. "LOOK AT ME!!!!, LOOK AT ME!!!"Comment: tharaka's phone battery was dying
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#35113 (199/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag _Sarah_: so what do you do all night?
groogle: ....
groogle: fuck with peoples minds on irc ;)
_Sarah_: ahhhh
_Sarah_: so im just a victim? |
#39754 (199/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <timmo> i hate people who im me on aim, and expect me to keep the conversation going
<Rjx> do what I do
<Rjx> say 'brb'
<Rjx> and then don't return
<timmo> you stole that from me
<Rjx> brb |
#40884 (199/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Darkest> One time I was supposed to go on a date, but she never got on Everquest, so I just sat there all alone in the field with some giant rats. I cried. |
#42127 (198/354) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag < lysol> this one girl I'm friends with in irc left me this comment "his bad-boy reputation as a slashdot troll combined with incredible compassion towards cute fuzzy animals would probably set off some maternal urge to propagate his genes in me if i had such a thing but instead i just want to blow him until i cry semen" |
#50632 (199/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <typobox43> I have absolutely zero interest in sharing (all of) my bookmarks. My bookmarks, for the most part, reflect my changing interests and surf habits over time. I would consider it a fairly serious breach of personal privacy were those to be tracked (or trackable). If I decide to share my bookmarks, I want the option for it to be anonymous, and I want it to be able to share only particular subsets of my entire collection.
<demeteloaf> typo doesn't want people knowing about his fetish for emus taking vicious dumps.
<typobox43> I don't bookmark sites I go to daily. |
#51235 (199/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Kookykman> Are you within driving distance of Boston?
<Phlip> Sadly, no.
<Phlip> Sometimes I wish Australia was driving distance from the US...
<Phlip> unfortunately that isn't to be :(
<Phlip> lousy government |
#57624 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Teepo_> thats ok.. i got a bill the other day.. and i didn't have enough money to pay for it right away
<Teepo_> and without thinking.. i went online to try to buy money
<Teepo_> i was like. WTF.. this isn't an online game
<Teepo_> this is real life |
#60481 (199/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Tycho> This game has RABID NERDS. SCARY!
<Rickton> heh
<Rickton> The Nerd's attack should be something like
<Rickton> "He engages you in a discussion about the relative merits of Star Trek and Star Wars."
<Rickton> "Your brain bleeds."Comment: #xenos on irc.uplinklabs.net
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#68761 (199/365) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <Rayder> If you are interested in being part of a the Knowledge Bowl Team, please come to a short meeting at 2:15 on Wednesday, September 27th. What is Knowledge Bowl you might ask? Well, it is rather like Jeopardy except more fun and only for high school students. Come and find out whether it's for you.
<Rayder> but where is the meeting?
<Dr_Pressure> looks like knowlege bowl is not for you |
#1782 (199/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag <bludstone> so like, with anime now
<bludstone> some otaku dude in japan encodes it, uploads it.. it spreads
<bludstone> and its available before the airtime cuz of timezone changes ermshtn
<SiamShade> haw
<SiamShade> l33t
<bludstone> dammit, i need to get laid.
<SiamShade> where the fuck did that come from
<SiamShade> you're talking about anime and how it spreads then "i need to get laid."
<SiamShade> oh wait
<SiamShade> that makes perfect sense |
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