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#63373 (214/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Swishy> i knew this one cat
<@Swishy> that would always sit with his crotch against the radiator
<@Swishy> turns out
<@Swishy> they didn't need to neuter him |
#67456 (214/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shaezerus> Sep 21, 2006 Play-Asia.com Order #------- received.
<Shaezerus> Jan 01, 1970 Play-Asia.com Order #------- shipped!
<Shaezerus> Fucking timetraveling import stores.
<Koushiro> And it *still* hasn't arrived! |
#77259 (214/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
leemur > vista officially sucks
ZoFreX > officially?
ZoFreX > you mean Microsoft put out a press statement saying so?
leemur > netHack dosent run on it
spb > WHATComment: #freenode-social
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#3229 (214/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room
<WestBeach> oops
<WestBeach> i meant to type...
<WestBeach> uhhh
<WestBeach> airplane |
#5735 (214/348) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<robin24> any girls in here?
<cognac> does is really matter?
<cognac> the only thing you're gonna see are letters and numbers anyway |
#6444 (214/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zhixel> I'd really like to meet a sane woman who doesn't have to
constantly rely on me for emotional support
<far_call> and I'd really like to be able to drive my car to jupiter |
#6518 (214/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
<QJ> while you were wanking?
<knox> yep
<knox> it was worse than that
<QJ> she finished you off? |
#11348 (214/399) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking. |
#13 (212/1144) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
<EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts. |
#836 (213/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Hambone on #ramen #gaydads4sons #noodles
<blazemore> ash
<blazemore> get out of that gay channel, now
*** Hambone (shazam@24.gate3.yokota.attmil.ne.jp) has left #ramen |
#1454 (212/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Thes2K> OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES? |
#1552 (213/383) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ckx> when i worked at the sub shop
<ckx> whenever a fat person would get a sub and a regular pepsi
<ckx> i'd be like "umm wouldn't you rather have a diet pepsi?"
<ckx> and they'd get all offended
<skmt> haha
<ckx> but they'd still get the diet pepsi instead |
#2199 (213/384) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<|Chris> i was stuck behind some car today and the license plate read "dick 404." my first thought was "oh shit...this guy must be impotent as all hell if his dick is missing." |
#2499 (213/384) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
#4082 (213/441) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[ric]> Jim, tsk, tsk... you're getting as bad as me :)
<JibberJim> Eh, I've never been unnatural with a goat.
<[ric]> jim... ok, almost as bad as me |
#4643 (213/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSSS; got it working
<Const> Your penis?
<KyleAFK> YESSSSSSS! |
#8327 (212/388) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
knobsthebear: How the hell did Korea find time between StarCraft and Diablo II to make it this far into the World Cup? |
#8483 (213/381) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tm> hmm, our call centre manager just asked how do i turn off capslock
<Zaph0d> tm: Ctrl-Alt-DEl
<tm> she's crying on her keyboard now |
#8750 (213/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul
<mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup
<mantra> he still has the little yellow paper |
#10015 (213/412) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RageATM> im allergic to porn it makes my dick swell |
#205994 (213/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Karl(10:34):hey, i'm after a little business advice. do you think it's ok to add the line "pay up you worthless mother*****" to the end of my statements to overdue clients?
Anika (10:47):Yes, that's standard business practice. I also add "All y'all niggaz be trippin if yuh try and play a playah, y'all end up dining on a bullet." That's actually legally binding. |
#300258 (213/377) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< fahadsadah> Something tells me exec("echo C code goes here | gcc"); isn't a good Java practise. |
#307553 (213/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@hackess> I keep losing my tea
<@Novice> hackess: That sounds like the English version of losing one's shit |
#308081 (213/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<beeba> is this where i report issues?
<acous> you're nearly there beeba... in 26 minutes a short nordic man will enter, order a hamburger and leave without paying, follow him, but don't get too close. by the time he reaches the park he will have removed a pocket watch from his breast pocket.
<acous> then and only then, say to him, "dear lord, is that the time"
<acous> he will hand you a small red envelope with further instructions |
#13331 (213/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now
<Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded
<Ludwig> its a catch 22
<BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at.... |
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