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<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer?
<Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!
<Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? . |
#27278 (213/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<|Moopy|> My ass will heal...Its like wolverine
<Deltron> its hairy and smells?
<|Moopy|>Yups and heals fast
<Deltron> you'd be popular in jail then |
#29255 (213/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** NameHere has joined #chat
<NameHere> duz any one need a website made or logo
<Odat> I do
<NameHere> ok
<Odat> I need a great big logo, about 600x100, that says "FUCK OFF"
<NameHere> why
<Odat> so that I can put it on a web page, and give you the URL to view it
<NameHere> ok |
#30249 (213/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<redoz> it should be illegal to release games in the middle of midterms |
#32120 (213/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GuyClimber> BRB? Where are you going?
<NawtyNice> I gotta go grab some nuts
<NawtyNice> Err, peanuts. |
#32584 (213/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ImJen> I'm bored
<cax> me too
<D^KR0VV> #cyberpunx
<MikeUC> I'm bored, too.
<Johnny_R> well we wouldn't b on here if we all had thriving social lives would we!?Comment: The sad truth.
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#32691 (213/379) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@winterstick> ok, about time to go to school
<@winterstick> learn about social problems! oh boy!
<+BalefireX> man
<+BalefireX> you hang out in IRC
<+BalefireX> you know ALL ABOUT social problemsComment: #gideontech
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#33587 (213/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Blingo`) god my mother types so slow
(JohnnyM) that's strange, she's usually good with her hands! |
#42219 (213/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tJmarshal> heh so hes like "you interested in a best buy card?" and in all "no ive got one" and he all comes back with "oh yeah? whats the number? ill punch it in"
<northdeer> rofl you got pwned then hun
<tJmarshal> mom, dont ever use that term again. please.Comment: www.tcts.ws, #teenchat, Undernet
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#43804 (213/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psych> Worrying sucks.
<psych> Let's start a crusade against worrying!
<smm> I agree
<psych> But what would we do if it all went horribly wrong?
<psych> ...ah crap. |
#49617 (212/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<seano> when I was 17, 17 year old girls seemed like the best thing in the world
<Scola> and they don't now?Comment: #uiuc
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#52076 (213/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@SenReading> omg
<@SenReading> customer just called me over
<@SenReading> shes trying to look at her bank statement
<@SenReading> and there pops up about 3 fucking windows of porn
<@SenReading> which means my net nanny is fucked up
<@SenReading> my god
<@SenReading> i hope she has a sense of humour
<@SenReading> or a lesbian fetish :SComment: #sonata_arctica Austnet
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#53899 (213/431) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NeCRoPedOPhilE_SuicideCULT> how to change my nickername? |
#55385 (213/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Andross> I just downloaded some perfectly legal software
<Andross> and they pakced it into segmented zips... containing segmented rarsComment: #qc
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#61663 (213/457) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<pm-> i am going into the bathroom now to count my money
<pm-> you guys ever do that?
<rigel> if by "count my money" you mean "masturbate" then yesComment: #philosophy
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#38066 (212/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks |
#41354 (212/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Steppenwolf> DNA = National Dyslexic Association
<Toughie> Steppenwolf, thats NDA
<Toughie> o.....rite.... |
#56408 (212/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
JennyWang08: i think ihave
JennyWang08: starting to have
JennyWang08: problems communicate
QreepyBORIS: Really. |
#128043 (212/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AtropaBelladonna> some girl (shes like a bit older than me) calls up every year like cockwork "had another kid. more money"
<daffodil> HAHAHAHAHA
<Valtieri> Cockwork alright
<AtropaBelladonna> best typo ever! |
#1123 (212/399) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SYch0> maybe in your dreams
<SYch0> and youre pretty pathetic if you dream about me
<SYch0> :o
<MadHatter> you cease to exist as soon as I close irc
<SYch0> hah
<SYch0> which is never :| |
#4155 (212/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CorranFox> we didn't have sex though
<CorranFox> she took the route of saying "I might be a lesbian"
<CorranFox> I didn't drive her into it though
<mightyflo> you didnt drive it into her either |
#4479 (212/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Khross> andy, time for the secret unix decoder handshake.
* andy sodomizes Khross
* Khross orgasms
<Khross> Okay, we can start the meeting. |
#5543 (212/382) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<andy> moo spelled backwards is moo
<andy> no wait |
#13405 (212/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Synikal> i do lawns
<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
<Synikal> lol |
#14850 (212/365) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter |
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