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#34302 (211/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheGreatDrunkMonkey> It's like a book report from Hell
<Mayseth> Sounds like alot of writing, I'll get you started.
<Mayseth> Page 1: It was short, and boring. Losing interest to read book.
<Mayseth> page 2: Still boring. I fell asleep. Will continue in the morning.
<Mayseth> Page 2.5: God this book sucks.
<Mayseth> Page 3: I downloaded the rest of this report off the internet. Enjoy. |
#44992 (211/359) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Bart join #gta
<Bart> hello
<Bart> i'm back is anyone there
<Kotsudaira> Sorry the members of this chat room are currently unavailable, please try again later.
<Kotsudaira> This is an automated response.
<Bart> ok
Bart quit (Quit: Bart)Comment: #gta @ irc.gtanet.com
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#46537 (210/388) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<farax> Silence time!
<farax> If anyone talks again after his/hre last line, (s)he gets kickbanned for a day.
<farax>his/her*
*** farax sets mode: +b *!*@*.nyc*.verizon.net
*** farax has been kicked by farax (SILENCE!)
<yoo> Definitive proof that females will be the death of us all... |
#51406 (211/377) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [WarMachine] has joined #cesspool
<Gormandu> Where the hell have you been?
<[WarMachine]> banned from the pc
<Gormandu> why?
<[WarMachine]> I showed my parents Goatse when I was drunk
<Gormandu> So they banned you for a week?
<[WarMachine]> No the school year, they went out and took the power cord, but I bought one earlier
<Gormandu> You are so sad. |
#52590 (211/299) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mick> any idea of the performance difference between 10krpm and 15krpm?
<Plug> ~5krpm |
#56987 (210/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Caffeinated Soap: haha we were at the mall of Georgia talking about how it was a magnet for pedophiles and how w/ like half the chicks there we could just say don't ask how old I am and I won't ask how old you are
Caffeinated Soap: and we were talking about this while waiting for an elevator
Caffeinated Soap: so we get in the elevator
Caffeinated Soap: and there are some maybe 14-16 yr old chicks behind us, and one starts to get on the elevator and one goes no, no we can't get on with them |
#76119 (211/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eldritch> my friend
<Eldritch> calls tech support for his ISP
<Eldritch> 'cuase hes getting packet loss
<Eldritch> they tell him his hard drive is probably full
<Eldritch> and that he should delete some things
<Eldritch> so he says to the guy
<Eldritch> he has a 60 gig hard drive and only 30 is used
<Eldritch> the rep says
<Eldritch> "thats alot"
<Eldritch> and that half is about the point where things start to mess upComment: Adelphia internet
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#82268 (211/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Syanda> also, the p key on my laptop just came out =(
<%Slagg> :(
<+Turks> who uses the p key anyway? :P
<+Turks> oh wait |
#876 (211/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
<blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip
* [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip" |
#1337 (211/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sharkey> Bah. Searching for 'harlequin hentai' on google turns up my own page at the top of the list.
<Sharkey> This is happening me increasingly often when I go looking for stuff. |
#2366 (211/422) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<asmcoded> anal sex is like hacking
<asmcoded> you go in through the backdoor and hope you dont meet a log |
#2938 (211/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> man this sucks
<BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless
<BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit |
#7958 (211/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sine> "You couldn't get a stroke of genius if you were giving a handjob to Einstein." |
#8317 (211/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cov\\sick> Solitarie almost never crashes. They should employ the person who wrote it to head the WinNT team. |
#9291 (211/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jre> I wouldn't eat dolphin. I refuse to eat anything smarter than me. Which is why I abstain from broccoli.
<AmbushBug> I would love to only eat things smarter than me.
<AmbushBug> ...
<AmbushBug> I assume the silence is all of you standing agape at the opening i left for all of you.
<jre> Ambush: It's too predictible. We want originality in our comedy.
<jre> ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US |
#417 (210/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx |
#594 (210/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Johnno> my favorite animal is the scapegoat |
#1066 (210/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> omg
<D1> christians are knocking at my door
<D1> and they're armed with the holy bible |
#2062 (210/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH
<Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab!
<Merl> hehehehehe
<Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-)
[Time Passes]
<Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
<Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend
<Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT
<Assasin> wait
<Assasin> Wait a second.
<Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse? |
#3334 (210/358) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lan_rover> i hate reruns.
<DAL9000> as do i
<lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive." |
#3391 (210/398) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez |
#3677 (210/389) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican |
#5740 (210/381) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<evenpar123> I think I'm losing it...
<Slant> evenpar123: Losing what?
<evenpar123> my ability to tell the difference between games and reality
<evenpar123> Just today, I was driving down a street, and saw a building that had sunlight reflecting off it...
<evenpar123> And I thought "Damn....these are some nice graphics..."
<evenpar123> It was horrible...
<evenpar123> ugh |
#10280 (210/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jesse> hello, I am Jesse, male, 28 years old, caucasian, and am looking for friends to chat with. I hope to see you online
<Amanda`> I HOPE TO SEE YOU FACE-DOWN IN A QUAGMIRE WITH A NINE IRON LODGED BETWEEN YOUR SHOULDER BLADES |
#11033 (210/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D |
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