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<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback?
<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off
<kero> just to say i did
<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off
on the moon. |
#19076 (218/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seaker> I just ate supper and then puked it up straight away, does that mean I'm balemic or whatever?
<Safire> Could be, you seen a doctor about it?
<Seaker> Wait, it was McDonalds.. does it still count.
<Safire> Oh ok no I think that's normal |
#21086 (218/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Midvalley> it's a beautiful day
<Midvalley> makes we want to do something other than close the drapes because the light is on my monitor |
#25056 (218/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they would stop feeding me |
#28864 (218/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* lemming almost ejaculates
* lemming rolls on the floor moaning
<[Bond]> 0.o
<Yumi_Saotome> thats too much info right there
<[Bond]> not for me, send pics |
#13444 (217/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial
<@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room
<@NwG|Canucks> no explain
<@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible"
<@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning
<@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????"
<@NwG|Canucks> lol |
#16248 (217/347) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(jbk) I think i'm going to get some alcohol this weekend seeing as i'm done with building robots
(jbk) and that calls for a celebration :)
(_none) jbk: youre probably the only person that has ever said that sentence |
#20140 (217/357) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs
<dortch> i have silence of the lambs
<dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said |
#20141 (218/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<The_Enigmatic_Lemur> Hmm whats a nice sophisticated term to put on a resumé for fast food cook.
<Drain> ...
<ZS|GTA3> ...
<Geno|Morrowind> Hamburger Helper
<ZS|GTA3> Ahahah.
<Drain> ahaha |
#21633 (217/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<datamorph> lewsha, we generally call it a lan party because if we call it a substance abuse party we'd get in trouble |
#31160 (217/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kiad> wow
<kiad> my favourite professor just got a horrible rating
<kingmob> well, you can't take hotornot too seriously |
#31955 (217/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Hyou-Chan[draw] (kyoshyu@Admin.Nightstar.Net) Quit (Quit: Every night, you come when I sleep; you touch me; you suck me; you enjoy it, and then leave me to suffer... Goddamn mosquito!) |
#257781 (217/519) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kyle> December is just around the corner, and you know what that means.
<st0ned> Christmas?
<Kyle> no
<Kyle> DOCTOR WHO CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2008 |
#304488 (217/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<octdave> i need to poop and eat
<octdave> ever ate a sandwich while pooping?
<octdave> I might try that, to save time
<officer_falcon> save even more time, just throw the sandwhich into the toilet
<officer_falcon> take out the middle man |
#307982 (217/247) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* krikkert heads for that large downy object in the other room which is rumoured to remove fatigue and restore vitality.
* UmbralRaptor spent far too long wondering why a coffee-maker would be covered in down. |
#33305 (217/459) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mindstorms> i may not go down in history
<mindstorms> but i will go down on your little sister! |
#34871 (217/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* MoTT sets mode: +v system
<+system> whats up with my leet + thingy
<@MoTT> people with +v are marked for sacrifice
<+system> :(
<+system> shat |
#35042 (217/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@penisbird> people at my school have a very annoying habit of puttin shit all over the cars in the parking lot
<@penisbird> like ribbons or fliers
<@penisbird> they tie ribbons to your antenna and they're impossible to take off w/o some sorta knife
<@penisbird> I should bring my UPS and connect the HOT wire to my car antenna |
#37558 (217/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammitComment: ZiRC
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#41112 (217/335) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vsync> cool, just rented Brazil
<a_0001> inflation down there is that bad? |
#50188 (217/371) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
< celti> Bah
< celti> I actually got stuffed in the oven by my sisters
< celti> they didn't turn it on, though.
< Erika> celti: I need to meet your sisters.
< Erika> Because they sound awesome. |
#50265 (217/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[WTF]ChemicalBurn> i have a pound of pepperoni sticks beside me... oh the wrath my bum will feel tomorrow
<MrGoodWrench^afk> he sticks them up his bum? :O |
#62020 (217/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<&Time> Record Uptime: 13w 1d 8h 47m 15s set on Thu Mar 10 11:08:44 2005
<traxor> wow, time that's really impressive
<traxor> do you show that to girls when they go around to your house? |
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<FuNGiSiDE> ftp
<FuNGiSiDE> er wtf |
#1338 (217/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Frodo1234> Although it turns out that "non-toxic" isn't synonomous with "great for snacking" when it comes to toys
<Frodo1234> Even though they say that bubble blowing fluid is non toxic, apparently you're still not supposed to chug it |
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