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#56538 (224/376) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
+PrinceVen : porn spam just doesn't make sense anymore
+PrinceVen : "You always wanted to use your penis as a billard's cue" |
#56934 (224/426) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* ilsa waves her magic wand! omega turns into a cup of coffee!
* ilsa drinks the coffee
<ilsa> only way you're getting in my pants, baybee
<[O`megaX]> ilsa, totally worth it |
#81975 (224/432) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Timestamps in CDT
11:35:29 <billn> morning
11:35:43 <rm-rf> its afternoon fuckface
11:35:49 <billn> uh
11:35:59 <billn> not even in oklahoma is it afternoon
11:35:59 <rm-rf> don't give me your different time zone bullshit
11:36:07 <lemyn> no, it's still morning
11:36:08 <rm-rf> 11:30 is technically afternoon
11:36:14 <billn> what time is noon?
11:36:20 <rm-rf> I hate youComment: #bifemunix EFNet
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#210672 (224/482) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
-> From Ultor, to House:
- a friend back at RPI built a "headache generator". He read that the resonant
- frequency of sinus cavities is in the mid-30KHz range and built an oscillator
- to produce that and put it in the heat vents going to the upstairs
- apartment where they were prone to play really loud thumpa-thumpa music. |
#296734 (224/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<glxblt> nice note in the dish cabinet from boss
<GargajCNS> "you're fired"?
<halcyon_> "You should be working"?
<andr00> "stop eating my sandwich"
<glxblt> "WHO IS THE DEAD COCKSUCKER WHO DOESN'T DO HIS DISHES?"
<glxblt> women can be quite hostile at some times i guess |
#299415 (224/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
< toi> I could be trying harder
< toi> should probably update my resume, too
< toi> if anyone calls, I painted a fence for you in '03 |
#305349 (224/336) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Tsietisin> D: is the unhappiest hard drive I have. |
#114 (224/559) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it |
#2211 (224/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<CiXeL> apparently a customer got pissed at us this morning and sent our sales secretary goatse.cx as an attachment |
#3748 (224/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tomg> are there any programs that will scan a remote ip to see if there are any common trojans on it (I want this for GOOD use :))?
<JibberJim> Does anyone know where I can buy big guns, it's okay it's for a GOOD use.
<Eibon> I'm looking for anthrax. Anyone know where I can find some? |
#4224 (223/397) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<quisling> bwahaha, I was looking through some personals and this chick's username is "responsible" but she's 20 with a child... |
#4442 (224/402) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<amit> there was a girl in my english class who had a lord of the rings bookmark. she looked at me, then at the bookmark and said "Bilbo's so hot!" and put it in the cleavage between her breasts. |
#7270 (224/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
( Lev ) i got to taste pre-mixed coca-cola concentrate from McDOnalds!
( Lev ) BEFORE THE WATER!
( Lev ) WEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
#8830 (224/403) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. |
#9587 (224/390) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lloyddy> Can anyone tell me what sex feels like? My friend wants to know |
#10486 (224/367) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cj_> we lost 20,000 rows of customer data
<Twid> cj: eek!
<Twid> I hope the innocent were blamed.
<Kin-San> 20k? holy...
<cj_> we blamed the guy that didn't come in today.
<Kin-San> lol
<Twid> good. as long as normal business procedures were followed |
#10732 (224/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Locke> Thats three nights in a row I've been awake and glanced at the clock and seen 3:14 and thought "Hahaha, it's Pi Time. Man Pi Time, how lame, I can't believe I thought that" |
#12298 (224/422) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex
<brokengolfclub> whichever I find first
<brokengolfclub> I found some crackers
<brokengolfclub> they didnt really satisfy me
<GreyWulfe> You where supposed to eat them.
<brokengolfclub> damn my roomates girlfriend smells good....... |
#16481 (224/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes. |
#18453 (225/411) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
#23818 (225/424) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bLanKer> omg my right hand hurts alot
<bLanKer> what is it called?
<bLanKer> when ur hands hurt b/c of repetative motion?
<|404notfound> masturbation |
#25556 (224/408) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<%pan-chan^^> i need about 8+ hours of sleep
<+gabu> yes
<+gabu> but you're from australia
<+gabu> you sleep during the day
<+gabu> don't you ? |
#25648 (225/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<davidc> did you know this year in #lost
<davidc> the word 'i' has been said 27407 times
<davidc> but capitalized 'I' only 2613
<davidc> we're all lazy and illerate
<davidc> illiterate
<davidc> proved my own point there |
#26209 (225/395) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<^KaMaG^> I always use "six letters long" cause the signup form said "Your password MUST be six letters long "! |
#29005 (224/392) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yaynana> anyone here ever done a dual penitration before?
<BlackDeth> most of the people here haven't done a single penetration zaney |
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