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<Powerslave> haha love this ticket pushed to me from our help desk: "modem making squeeking sound when connecting, needs replaced" |
#26424 (225/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> I just had the weirdest dream
<[Shinji]> someone was packet sniffing plain text passwords I was sending to an eggdrop bot
<[Shinji]> and messaged them back to me to taunt me, and I was all "omg hax"
<[Shinji]> then I ssh'd and laughed
<[Shinji]> I miss normal dreams, that involve partially undressed chicksComment: #geekissues
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#29108 (225/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlueFlash> We need to get Mike a girlfriend whose name doesn't end in .jpg |
#29223 (225/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zim> I can't look at the words "Windows XP" and not think that Microsoft are sticking their tongue out at us |
#29442 (225/407) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<obso> christ
<obso> you get drunk and make out with a guy
<obso> and all of a sudden all of irc is on yer ass
<obso> my girlfriend thought it was cute. |
#29867 (225/415) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<%sOHRYU> i was thinking of shaving pubes
<%sOHRYU> and free razor
<%sOHRYU> came in mail today
<%sOHRYU> its a fucking sign
<SnakeyeS> hahaha
<SnakeyeS> do it soh
<SnakeyeS> jesus wants you to
<SnakeyeS> who are YOU to say no to jesus
«+ Jesus » yea really |
#30412 (224/452) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pciber> Dude.
<Pciber> I just thought of the awesomest AIDS campain slogan.
<Pciber> AIDS Kills, We ain't fuckin around! |
#31493 (225/467) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Velociraptor: Do you have ne updog?
SAMrhodes87: What the fuck is UPDOG?
Velociraptor: nuthin much wha bout u? |
#34705 (225/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
drobe: yo, sup, how are you, good afternoon, pleasant surprise, aight, let's do this and any other phrasing of greeting from your favourite shallow sub-culture language
Bob: Moo.
drobe: shit, I forgot that one |
#40928 (225/345) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FoxMulder> Don't you HATE growing up? As a kid you'd dread being called in after school by that sultry hot blonde teacher with the emo glasses and the figure-hugging blouse for a few whacks on the ass....NOW that I'm an adult I have to PAY for such treatment :(((((Comment: zanet.org.za network
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#43260 (225/367) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DC_daNMan> :S My PC has just decided to just stop the moniter out put.. for some reason
<DC_daNMan> I cant make it display again..
<mikeshoup> Are you on IRC right now with it?
<DC_daNMan> Yes, I'm typing blindly. |
#46074 (225/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(Bismarck) Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes!!!!
(Bismarck) France is going to house the new nuclear fusion reactor!
(Bismarck) If it suceeds, cheap long term energy. If it fails, BAM! France is gone!
(Bismarck) It's win win! |
#47147 (224/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Capra Sesso Uomo: "President Maaouya Ould Sid'Ahmed Taya of Mauritania is overthrown in a military coup while attending the funeral of King Fahd in Saudi Arabia."
Capra Sesso Uomo: Haha, gotta love these countries. You leave them for a minute, and BAM...
Capra Sesso Uomo: I wish we could do that...
Capra Sesso Uomo: "I need to see Bush." "Bush isn't here right now." "Well...I'm president now." "Hmm...okay. I didn't really like him, anyway." |
#47238 (225/413) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vex> so about half an hour ago i took my medication and when i was washing it down with some water i started coughing
<vex> and two minutes ago i sneezed and one of the capsules i took flew out of my nose |
#49657 (225/401) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Mediator] And there is this gel shit
[Mediator] that says do not eat
[Mediator] in big red letters
[Mediator] I think it might be like reverse psycologyComment: He has just bought a new heatsink, and is exploring the packaging
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#49777 (225/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<patchman> I'm so modest even my modesty is modest!
<patchman> wait, modest doesn't mean what I think it means
<patchman> I meant "awesome". |
#60103 (225/427) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cpukiller> lol I was visiting a local university the other day with my school and shit
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> the 'tour guide' showed us iMac G3's
<cpukiller> and he was on about how these computers were so superior to any recent modern P4
<cpukiller> and how they had "billions more pixels"
<liquidplasmaflow> roflcopter
<cpukiller> and how the hardware for these G3's were so much more expensive
<cpukiller> anyhow
<cpukiller> this dude coursed computer sciences .
<liquidplasmaflow> ...
<liquidplasmaflow> rethinking your school of choice?
<cpukiller> Yah, needless to say he changed his major over to Tourism and Hospitality
<cpukiller> this never was a school of choice, I was just visiting it 'cause they gave us free food and we got to see the corpses med students fuck around with |
#68631 (225/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@reed> Anybody run a Microsoft FTP server?
<@CTho> haha
<@CTho> i did that once
<@CTho> and then I was suddenly hosting warez and no longer in control of my computer |
#68635 (225/343) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mojosmackwit> sorry
<mojosmackwit> i have a personality disorder
<clifgriffin> I didn't know "asshole" was considered a personality disorder. |
#33580 (224/410) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PittGirlie> yanno almost all the guys in irc are pretty damn cute ... whats up with that?
<+fleet> Becasue we're also sociopaths
<+fleet> And we all have wierd mental problems
<+fleet> And we all smell
<+fleet> and this is the only way living girls talk to us |
#34314 (224/440) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Philth> WTF?
<Philth> new jenga 9/11 memorial twin pack
<Philth> comes with a little plane to push the blocks out |
#35185 (224/472) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<timmo> also who did they just kill?
<timmo> whos funeral?
<everest> another hamas leader
<everest> Abdel Aziz Rantisi
<timmo> no you fuck
<timmo> on sapranos |
#35870 (224/394) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JoJo> man that was a great movie
<JoJo> everybody was kung-fu fighting
<NPellizzer> were they fast as lightning?
<JoJo> yeah, in fact it was a little bit frightning
<JoJo> cause they had expert timing |
#40323 (224/346) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
02:45:47 [dbcalo] UK DOCTORS have discovered a form of hypochondria which is developed by surfing the web and misdiagnosing your own illnesses, according to a new study.
03:32:21 [Rn] i'm at a loss for words
03:32:22 * Rn googles
03:33:11 [Rn] oh my god i have Motor Neuron Disease |
#48810 (224/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Toba> fuck
<+Toba> I deleted the wrong file
<+Toba> yay backups
<%CompHobbyist> ahahaha
<+Toba> TAB COMPLETE IS NEVER YOUR FRIEND
<%CompHobbyist> no it isn't Twiz
<%CompHobbyist> errrrr
<%CompHobbyist> I mean
<%CompHobbyist> Toba
<%CompHobbyist> *&@#*ING TAB COMPLETEComment: #WPI
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