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#1619 (226/392) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Seros> fuck
<Seros> we were at 7-11
<Seros> And amanda is wearing this shirt that says "wtf?"
<Seros> The indian guy that works there said "What is the meaning of this.. wtf?"
<Amanda> I told him that it's a non-profit organization. >:O |
#2069 (226/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld?
<LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up. |
#2438 (226/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amanda`> it's confirmed
<Amanda`> roommate is having sex again, right now
<Amanda`> HOLY SHIT
<Amanda`> I HEAR LIKE
<Amanda`> SUCTION NOISES |
#2451 (226/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024 |
#4376 (226/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Petr> I was at work and I drove by a group of Amish people in an electric cart full of computer equipment. I've never been given such an evil eye by so many people at once before. |
#6055 (226/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Guyver3> you know what the best part of being me is?
<Guyver3> being me
* Guyver3 gleams with an unholy glow
<kingmob> now, see, that's the kind of attitude i like to hear
<kingmob> the world needs more arrogant bastards
<kingmob> i get lonely |
#10767 (226/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<angie> yea, finally finished moving all my stuff in today.
<guyen> can't be that bad, she's pretty hot. i could tap dat azz all day
<guyen> godamn i need a picture of her so i can at least jerk off to it
<angie> isn't she in your class, just stare at her with your photographic memory.
<guyen> believe me i do, she's got an azzzzzzz
<angie> she's also right behind me.
<guyen> are you serious?
<angie> yea. she says you're pretty cute too. says you should have the balls to ask her out though.
<guyen> um, will you go out with me?
<angie> she says yes. pick her up tomm 7:30 after her evening class, she wants to see kate and leopold or whatever.
<guyen> are you kidding me? holy shit! im calling your house now
<angie> no i'm just fucking with you.
<guyen> your're a bitch you know that
<angie> i know. |
#1585 (225/468) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vortex502> 3+5
<vortex502> oops
<vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open |
#1868 (225/388) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mD5> please no-one send me that stuff about sex in my aol mailbox
<flukz> i had to turn off my computer cuz all the porn kept popping up
<Mattress> mD5, what's your e-mail? I'll remove you from the list
<mD5> mD5@aol.com
<mD5> thank you for removing me from the list |
#2501 (225/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic |
#2559 (225/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz?
<BlackDeth> no
<BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter
<BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye
<BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming
<BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad
<gb> sure you werent
<BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls
<blazemore> did he apologize |
#6848 (225/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Iggz> i had a touching experience on the subway today
<Iggz> i sat beside a priest
<spoon> kinky
<Iggz> ...... |
#6876 (225/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Spectra> hrm. Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers".
<Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service". |
#9152 (225/413) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Wampa> Screw the little children of the world
<Falcon24> ok
<ROFISH> he didn't mean that literally falc |
#9665 (224/390) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<d4d5d6>anyone interested in beta testing a virus that i just compiled?
<|89|> hell yeah
I Have Finished Sending File virus01.exe to |89|
<d4d5d6> open it
|89| has quit IRC (quit: computer - dead)
<d4d5d6> haha what a tool |
#10116 (225/366) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Greg um...: west is that way.. --->
juggalett_chick: no thats north here
Greg um...: not my fault your monitor is facing the wrong way... |
#176439 (225/537) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<IpodLinux> Ubuntu is African word for "I just switched from windows" |
#294694 (225/427) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Englishbob> "We need to incorporate everything fun, great and functional about the 21st century"
<Englishbob> "This, my friends, is a USB rocket glitter lamp" |
#294981 (225/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<darkeLite> hmm
<darkeLite> what's another good search engine
<AtUnionWithKi> google it |
#305429 (225/333) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@AnnonSSI> ... /google-starts-censoring-bittorrent-rapidshare-and-more-110126/
<@Skitzo> noooooooooo
<@Skitzo> fuck google
<@Skitzo> i'm never going to use another google product again
<@Skitzo> except for my phone
<@Skitzo> and google chrome because it's a rad browser
<@Skitzo> and gmail
<@Skitzo> and gtalk
<@Skitzo> and google search
<@Skitzo> shit |
#306526 (225/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[discussing an artist's depiction of sleep paralysis]
<Rena> also I get the demon on her chest, but why is there a horse peeking in?
<XkeeperLaptop> Freud?
<RedSnifit> It's a night mare. |
#13499 (225/374) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory.
<AndrewT> freaky
<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful |
#13629 (225/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada. |
#16758 (225/409) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister |
#19072 (226/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help. |
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