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InfernalTempestX: she's like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never change
InfernalTempestX: i'm like
InfernalTempestX: you'll never lose weight |
#80629 (232/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<joe> ugh, I need references who I've known for more than 2 years, and aren't related to me
<bung> your dad? |
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(@b) core, do you live in germany or austria
(+core) why do you ask?
(@b) I was wondering if my arm was rubber, how far it would need to stretch to punch you in the face |
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scanty@SPARC: wtf am i bleeding for, i totally did not cut myself todayt
mmadia: scanty@SPARC , i'm surprised your parents never told you this .... |
#60730 (231/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
08:22 <bjorn> ok, time for the daily commute! brb
08:23 <bjorn> backComment: he commutes from the bedroom to the living room to get to work
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#60133 (232/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sam> But why is it 69 and not 96?
<Sam> Oh wait...
<Tim> :/ Thats a weird fetish and I don't want to know what it is :( |
#45624 (232/346) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<snu`> i registered for fall classes
<snu`> >_<
<snu`> Chem 251, Eng 101, Math 113, Engr 107
<synth> ......YOU'RE TAKING ENGRISH? |
#41090 (232/386) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
- redgreen [~rg@HSE-Toronto-ppp3478702.sympatico.ca] has joined #england
redgreen> howdy there
redgreen> yeehaw
redgreen> i am from texas
redgreen> anyone into bull riding?
Bite_> oh yes, highly popular activity in england |
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<Lazesharp> OMG when did bash change to www.phrise.com!???
<TeddyBear> apparently since you went there last..
<Lazesharp> ...
<Lazesharp> damn your bulletproof logic |
#33289 (232/426) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WorkDug> OMG
<WorkDug> mcdonald's is phasing out supersize phrise!!
<WorkDug> jesus .. did i really just type "phrise"?Comment: #GeekIssues on EFNet
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#32787 (232/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* soulbleed changes topic to 'Do you like: Shaved [4] Trimmed [0] Bushy [0] Landing Strip [2] Heart [1] fuck it aim for the ass [1]'
<02johnnyqu_> haha, best topic ever
<02johnnyqu_> but what's it about?
<02@soulbleed> ..................... |
#29930 (232/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PigsCantFly> whats the most you've wanked in one day?
<SteamedHams> 5 guys |
#29247 (232/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Killrbyte> !googlepop "anal sex";"oral sex"
<migas> - "anal sex" is more popular than "oral sex" (2220000>1360000
<Video`> NO WAY
<Video`> FUCK THAT SHIT
<Killrbyte> Video`: Exactly. |
#25173 (232/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CrdStang> Oh dear
<CrdStang> Oh fuck dear no
<CrdStang> My stupid ass dad just drove the ride-on lawn mower here from his place 3/4 of a mile away |
#19782 (232/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HardKase> i work for an isp , there is no "lets piss off the customers" button
<HardKase> ive looked for it
<||Rune||> we dont have a button
<||Rune||> we have to do it manually |
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* kimura is away -( burning and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )-
* kimura is away -( burning CDs and cleaning the office )- at 10:16p -( P:On / L:On )- |
#8244 (232/410) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Trivia`> kq1.169. Swans are the only birds with?
<`Trivia`> 1st Hint: ******* Question Value : 4 Points
*** Joins: StupidFsh
<oregvphf> attitude
<JtHMx> Penises
<oregvphf> ;)
<`Trivia`> YES, JtHMx!!! got the answer -> Penises <- in 11.697 secs, and gets 4 Points
<`Trivia`> JtHMx has won 2 in a row!! Total Points this WEEK: 10 & this MONTH: 10
<JtHMx> what?!?!
<oregvphf> HAHAHA
<JtHMx> I WAS FUCKING JOKING
<JtHMx> TAKE THE POINTS OFF ME
* oregvphf falls over |
#7855 (232/396) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts |
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*** Now talking in #tZrhj26trDS4yurgrCNR4eyd
*** Topic is 'The Only Channel With A Name Created By Head-Butting The Keyboard' |
#5370 (232/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D1> some new LCDs came out recently.
<D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something.
<McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too
<McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones. |
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<SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged. |
#4602 (232/362) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
<FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES
<kolby> you still in english? |
#961 (232/453) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<berzerker> my girlfriend is lucky because i enjoy giving oral sex
<Ash> She likes to watch, eh, berzo? |
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< Bobsentme> And then a graduate student came in, overheard about 3 seconds of our conversation, and explained we could do the same thing for free if we just used nmap and a database
< Bobsentme> So...anyone know a good place to hide the body of a graduate student? >.>
< PID1|work> from a forensic lab??
< Bobsentme> yeah.
< Tamber> lecture hall. They won't think of looking there.
< PID1|work> or a tutorial class
< Bobsentme> Tamber: "He's always the first to arrive, but sleeps through my lectures!" "He's dead." "Oh...damn. He was the only one passing the course." |
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<Iridium> Alcohol is starting to fail me as a coping mechanism.
<PlanetDollar> drink more
<Iridium> Obviously that was my first step
<Iridium> but I can only drink so much before it becomes tomorrow, at which point I'm back to square one.
<PlanetDollar> smoke weed
<Iridium> I don't have the experience of smoking copious amounts of weed but I imagine there'd be a similar difficulty.
<PlanetDollar> you do build up a tolerance yes
<SentSix> I too fear that I'm going to have to start facing my problems.
<Iridium> WHOA WHOA whoa now
<Iridium> nobody said shit about facing problems |
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