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#56773 (233/387) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SMarsh> I'd like to point out, for the record, that God made the entire universe in less time than it's taken marq to hire good Perl coders.
<DMM> Yes, but the universe has a simpler syntax than perl. |
#56192 (233/353) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<thefwf> lent soon
<thefwf> this is where my amazing plan comes in
<FSR|Meatwad> yeah
<FSR|Meatwad> which is
<thefwf> my new years resolution was to give up something for lent
<thefwf> and for lent
<thefwf> i'm giving up my new years resolution
<thefwf> WIN! |
#52575 (232/380) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<boof> fucking fat fuck customers at mcdonalds
<boof> You know how bartenders can refuse to sell alcohol to someone if they are clearly intoxicated to the max?
<boof> Well, I'd like the same power, however in regards to obseity. Too fat? Have trouble walking? Sweating in the airconditioning? Short breath from walking from the door to the counter? No sale, unless you buy something from the Salads plus menu and a bottle of water.
<fury> lol |
#51607 (233/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psychopomp> Hows the packing going?
<Entropy> I solved a dilemma! =D
<Psychopomp> What dilemma would this be?
<Entropy> I'm leaving out clothes for tomorrow, and washing all the dirty clothes tonight, but what to do with the underwear etc I wear to bed? I don't want to cart it around dirty all day tomorrow
<Psychopomp> Sleep nekkid?
<Entropy> Obvious solution = sleep n3kkid
<Entropy> Wow, same wavelength
<Psychopomp> Well, the way i look at it, how could it be a dilemma if being naked is even a POSSIBLE solution?
<Psychopomp> You can fix anything by stripping
<Entropy> Interesting theory
<Entropy> Let's test your thesis. From now on, whenever I face a problem, first thing I'll do is take off all my clothes and see if that works |
#49300 (233/417) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ribo> today on campus was apparently "come out of the closet day"
<ribo> and they had a door that you could "come out of" in the outside mall
<terminal> "is this the bathroom?"
<terminal> "fuck." |
#44162 (233/427) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<&Segosa> :(
<+Mikal> Turn that frown upside down.
<&Segosa> ):Comment: #sysnode @ irc.sysnode.org
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#34068 (233/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceWizard> hmmm
<IceWizard> i cant figure out this..
<IceWizard> im supposed to set my clocks back 1 hour
<IceWizard> so how can I make my vcr start flashing 11:00 instead of 12:00? |
#30031 (233/523) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KyleYankan> im not fat
<KyleYankan> :-(
<KyleYankan> I'm big boner.
<KyleYankan> uh....
<KyleYankan> typo.Comment: heh..
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#29797 (233/409) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@kouha> cordless roxors :D
<+jocke> I had a cordless... it didn't survive my quake playing
<+jocke> too easy to toss
<@kouha> ic..
<+Daisuke> hah, no safety cord
<+jocke> ;)
<+Daisuke> flying mice
<+Daisuke> aren't those bats? |
#29422 (233/435) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<btm4k> ill brb - picking up kids from the bus stop
<Scared_Of_SD_Gundam> PEDOPHILE |
#26405 (233/433) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<scabb> Yeah, you still have to wear condoms when you're having sex with a dead person, otherwise she might give birth to ZOMBIES, who will CONQUER THE WORLD. And that's never a good thing. That's why necrophilia is outlawed. |
#18816 (234/386) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
cyateon: unbore me.
tatsumio: *ziiiiiiip*
cyateon: oh baby!
tatsumio: Cd Wallet. SICKO
cyateon: I meant oh baby as in I like your cd wallet.
tatsumio: ...
tatsumio: You SICKO.
cyateon: IT'S A NICE WALLET
tatsumio: You son of a bitch.
cyateon: it holds a lot of cds!
tatsumio: Get off my buddy list. |
#14526 (233/419) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation |
#13406 (233/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know
<@[-amp-]> a man? |
#11590 (233/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me. |
#9438 (233/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth ;/ |
#9418 (233/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Sin-away): have to ask Night about Trigger^
(@Sin-away): he doesn't talk
(@Archon`): how come he doesnt say anything?
(@fragge): dunno he's never told me |
#6754 (233/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<newkid99> Whats everyone reading today
<Wed> The screen |
#4173 (233/396) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<johnnybad> nice guys finish last
<ScottO> isnt that what women want anyway? the guy to finish last? |
#3435 (233/372) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today
<Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black
<Maxstah> i told him thats ironic
<Maxstah> he got pissed |
#1988 (233/490) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
<matts> kritical: um no...
<kritical> matts: um yes
<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph |
#1201 (233/470) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RevSlidey> a baby seal walks into a club |
#1096 (233/395) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aaronx`> anybody got a serial number for nero burning rom?
<maff> J0-0MU5-T-B34W-4R3Z-D0-0D works
<aaronx`> dosent work for me...
<aaronx`> bah
<aaronx`> thats not a freakin serial |
#1059 (233/460) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs
<MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy? |
#179 (233/515) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BlackDeth> hatter doesn't like cocaine
<BlackDeth> he just likes the way it smells! |
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