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<ETR> I'm a CS major
<Spork-> What college?
<prev^ail> how can you do a major in counter strike? |
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<toadclipper> u on mac?
<Sliquid> it's next to the y
<Sliquid> same as windows keyboards.Comment: aolspeak
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<GenericLoser> It's depressing when you realize the class you're writing has more friends than you do. |
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homerundude85: i had a dream that i was playing poker with the devil
dackattac: Really?
dackattac: Did you win?
homerundude85: yeah i did
dackattac: Sweet
dackattac: What did you win?
homerundude85: a trip to heaven and a diet soda
dackattac: I knew the devil was somehow associated with aspartame. |
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<Psyfive> I call my penis Dick Cheney
<Psyfive> yesterday it shot someone in the face |
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< withnail> i bet professional wrestlers talk all in caps |
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<Haohmaru77> a woman enters a vibrators shop,
<Haohmaru77> and shes all excited
<Haohmaru77> so she asks the vendor
<Haohmaru77> "do you sell vibrators?"
<Haohmaru77> and the guys like "yes"
<Haohmaru77> so the girl asks
<Haohmaru77> "do you know how they work?"
<Haohmaru77> and the guys like "yes"
<ichi_nii_san> .....
<Haohmaru77> so the girl, all excited, asks
<Haohmaru77> "could you tell me how to turn it off?" |
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<pinky> hmm
<pinky> if i give the ants enough time they'd clean the kitchen themselves |
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<Mr_X> I'm bi.
<Mr_X> Bi means two chicks at the same time, right? |
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<@Alucard> Uptime: 3 weeks 3 hours 52 minutes 34 seconds
<@Alucard> :)
<+Twiz> oh yeah?
<+Twiz> well
<+Twiz> my wang is 9" long so BEAT THAT
<!CompHobbyist> it's your job to beat that not oursComment: #wpi
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[WhipSmart] how has humanity lasted this long..?
[Mordenkainen] because sharks can't walkComment: Quakenet #funchat
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<qviri> Sorry, I guess I'm not 1335 enough. |
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(Nitrix) Anyone in here an avid reader?
(%Outlaw) yeah
(Nitrix) What do you read Outlaw
(%Outlaw) im lurking in about 11 channels, you?Comment: irc.zirc.org
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<Hatter> tonight I: lost in poker, drank absinthe, scaled the wall of the peabody university, got into a street fight, got a black chick with implants to show us her breasts
<AlmtyBob> , lied about everything but losing in poker.Comment: #ramen
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<Sp3cial> heard coming from my brother's room (he has a freind over, they're plsying soul calibur 2)
<Sp3cial> "Why are you using Taki? she su- oooh, bouncy!" |
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<Jess_school> I'm about to go watch a girl defend her thesis
<KainX> Of all the things I could watch a girl do, "defend her thesis" isn't at the top of the list. |
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Vamp i s h ly: I just prefer dating men because girls are so complicated
Kick the Can 97: i concur
Kick the Can 97: except for the dating men part |
#59677 (230/418) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(regarding a text ad saying "Quantum Mechanics & You: How You Can Master Quantum Time To Gain Extreme Wealth And Success")
drw: I wonder if there's a way I could use quantum mechanics to pass the test in quantum mechanics
drw: other than learning it
zee: there probably is
zee: but you won't know about it until you learn quantum mechanics
zee: so you're kinda pwned
drw: well
drw: perhaps after learning it I could use quantum mechanics to travel to the past and tell myself how to do it without learning quantum mechanics
drw: thus closing the loop
drw: ok
drw: I'll just sit here and wait for my future self to arrive
drw: it kinda solved itself |
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<OperServ> some of this
<NickServ> some of this
<ChanServ> some of this
<StatServ> some of this
<services.wgiowrb.net> this is basically the worst barbershop quartet everComment: #animutation
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<james> I wonder how many people are familiar with the term bukkake
<pegmeloN> :P
<pegmeloN> ... wow, that was about the worst possible choice of smiley for that response |
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<@Taryn> some people apparently think that taxes are EVIL!!!! and that the ideal rate is 0%
<@Taryn> these people have never played SimCity
<@Taryn> (seriously, SimCity was what helped me understand why taxes exist)
<@NWH> <Fox News> Will Wright is a filthy godless liberal!
<@Taryn> lol
<@Treeki> there should be a libertarian SimCity
<@Treeki> it would be exactly like regular SimCity, but all the buttons would be disabled
<@Treeki> except for zooming and moving around |
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* XS slaps the crap out of someone with a larger than ordinary, non-standard, frames compatible, Microsoft trout. |
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<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> HAHA
<ApOkAliPs> well...
<ApOkAliPs> depends where you aim it... |
#1486 (230/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aorie> shit slashdot STILL down
<MrP-> yeah, im crying now
<MrP-> whats wrong with it?
<aorie> this sucks
<aorie> this totally fucked up my day heh
<MrP-> me too
<MrP-> some girl asked me if i wanted to have sex with her all day, but i said "after i read slashdot"
<MrP-> GOD DAMNIT! |
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<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge |
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