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<Euri> I am not going to scan a ferret. |
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<Al> vasectomy is a foolish barbarism
<Al> it would be completely unnecessary is men weren't so stupid to keep having sex with women
<jre|away> It's not that. The odd sperm cell can cling to air particles and accidentally get sucked into a passing vagina
<Vodex> like an extraction fan but in reverse
<Al> damn those vaginas, is there no depravity they will not commit |
#9357 (230/383) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** bad-_-girl has joined #devil
<[DeViL]Man> hi bad girl
<[DeViL]Man> just how bad are you?
<bad-_-girl> vey bad
<bad-_-girl> very bad
<[DeViL]Man> bad at spelling? or something else? |
#25128 (230/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@daerid> I have a drinking problem
<@daerid> I just spilled pepsi on my shirt 4 times in a row |
#25503 (230/356) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonathans> brooklyn rules
<jonathans> some dude just leaned on his horn in his old italian mobster car and it played the theme to the godfather |
#28340 (230/380) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<meeps> i saved a girls life tonight
<DJ-Quack> well meeps?
<meeps> this terrorist came around the corner and tried to kill her so i shot his head off
<DJ-Quack> omfg meeps
<hpr> lol :P
<meeps> hahaha
<DJ-Quack> you asshole
<DJ-Quack> ;[
<LawnMM> did he respawn?
<meeps> Yeah, next round |
#28954 (230/424) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
knockout: yo brian, i just bought a shit load of weed!
flyinbri: this is brians mother
knockout: oh...fuck, bye |
#29037 (230/394) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<naga> so how long can nicknames be?
<parnbl00d> pretty long
* naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie
<nagaiseatingpie> cool
* naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks
<nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks!
<nagalikeslongdicks> shit |
#29479 (230/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Plex: Mom just called to tell me she?s coming home now
Plex: What am I supposed to say to that? ?thanks for letting me know, I'll finish jacking off now"
* Plex is now away: Busy |
#29810 (230/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zap> back from raev lol.
<Protected> raev?
<Gray|ogl> raev = a codename for gaybar, only gaypeople know about it
<Gray|ogl> doh. |
#30468 (230/406) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<phr0work> redhat really fucked you in the ass
<`KArmA> not yet it hasn't, but its definitely giving me a bit of a rimjob and whispering it suggestively |
#32118 (230/412) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Plex) crap i need to stop saying things outloud when i say them on irc
(@Plex) i said 'molest' and i think my mom heard. |
#32124 (230/404) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jaxed> naw he said he was going to kill me
<Jaxed> and smash a bottle over my head
<Jaxed> and grabbed a plastic vodka bottle
<Jaxed> and i was like dude
<Jaxed> thats plastic |
#33214 (230/422) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
brihana25: which part of her anatomy did j-lo forget to clothe this year?
fleet: her face
fleet: the ugly bitch |
#14750 (229/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead |
#17100 (229/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BriTnEy77> wait why cant i see anything the video like froze?
<CatsyTECH> Refresh your browser.
<BriTnEy77> how do i do that?
<CatsyTECH> I'm sorry, but you have failed the IQ test for this chat room. |
#22361 (230/402) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<yoda> wouldn't it be easier to go and read the docs on the site?
<rataxis> yoda: dear oh dear. 13 perfectly spelled and punctuated words, when 4 letters would do. |
#25610 (230/434) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<infinitySPZ> In the beginning, God Created man out of his own image.
<Fleebis> Was it JPEG? |
#25613 (229/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* nephlite is listening to korean pop
<Anwar> is it about starcraft?
<nephlite> probably |
#28693 (229/405) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kisama2> what's up with friendster
<kisama2> why am i getting messages
<kisama2> i thought my profile clearly states that i hate people |
#29444 (229/429) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Procyon> I don't know the world around me!
<Procyon> I'm scared, and confused!
<DS> have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently? |
#32726 (229/437) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<timmo> i could have eaten a dictionary
<timmo> and shit out a better plotComment: #geekissues
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#130058 (229/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@flamingspinach> lol I haven't printed out my schedule yet since my printer is out of ink
<@flamingspinach> but luckily I only have four classes today
<@flamingspinach> and by some amazing coincidence
<@flamingspinach> the first one's in tutorial room 16
<@flamingspinach> the second one is in lecture theater 9
<@flamingspinach> the third one is in tutorial room 25
<@flamingspinach> and the fourth one is in lecture theater 1
<@flamingspinach> how neat is that
<@flamingspinach> oddly 4351 is also the four-digit extension of the zipcode of my house lmao so this is easy to remember :OOOOOOOOOO
<aperson> flamingspinach I think your university is trying to tell you that you are a squareComment: #machogang on popn.cjb.net:4400
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<hectorofchad> I've seen the coat hanger abortion reference elsewhere but never really thought about it
<hectorofchad> I guess the hook helps
<hyp3rhax0r> I was never really sure how that worked and made a point of not trying to figure it out
<hectorofchad> haha
<hectorofchad> probably for the best
<hyp3rhax0r> fetuses are deathly allergic to coathangers as far as I'm concerned >_>
<hyp3rhax0r> NOBODY CORRECT ME |
#295686 (229/483) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tobeh_> dfg
<tobeh_> hi guize
<tobeh_> im wearin lingerie under my clothes
<tobeh_> wanted 2 feel sexy
<whfsdude> I'm wearing naked under my clothes
<tobeh_> nice |
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