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#310159* (?/38) ⚐Flag
<`WarpKat> so i have this 4 core AMD box that i'm using as my VM test environment. and it has 8gb. i want to boost it to 16. so i make a purchase request that needs my boss' approval. she comes back with, "what box are you using and why are you requesting Corsair Vengeance?"
<`WarpKat> so i go, "the box I'm using is a 4-core AMD box we had our Quality Manager build under harsh working conditions. i requested Corsair Vengeance because it's basically performance non-ECC gaming RAM and if i put ECC RAM onto this board, it'll turn into Dikembe Mutombo and go, “NO NO NO” during the POST."
<`WarpKat> "plus, the gnarly-looking heatsink makes a nice comb for people with bald spots and side hair." |
#308089* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<Pwnna> Pinako: should i create a toy app?
<Pinako> yeah, do it.
<HacDan> only if it vibratesComment: #botbrew
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#309390* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<SpoilerMan> win quote:
<SpoilerMan> If I ask you for sex, will your answer be the same as the answer to this question? |
#309431* (?/19) ⚐Flag
< Astaroth> computational biology
< Astaroth> makes more sense drunk |
#310387* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<RennyC> I'm kawaii in the streets and senpai in the sheets
<graphitemaster> How about kawaii in the streets, hentai in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, hentai in the sheets :P
<graphitemaster> or senpai in the streets, kawaii in the backseat and hentai in the sheets.
<graphitemaster> if we leave the anime scene we could try dutch treat in the street and some dark meat in the sheets?
<graphitemaster> I should stop. |
#303233* (?/19) ⚐Flag
<@jed> HoopyCat: MMIX wins
<HoopyCat> jed: it's a well-documented and reasonable architecture, but availability tends to be slim
<@jed> indeed :(
<@jed> nobody wants to tackle that thing in hardware
<wrkq> Implement it in some softcore?
<TheFirst> wrkq: are you talking electronics or porn now?
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: what's the difference?
<wrkq> TheFirst, FPGA?
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: the parts used for porn are the largest around ... the important bits in electronics are typically microscopic?
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: so, basically, porn is scaled-up electronics? i'd buy that
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: they both attract the nerds in large numbers....
<@jed> porn isn't limited to nerds, though
<@jed> electronics tends to be
<@jed> I wouldn't dirty electronics with some of the tenants of pornville
<HoopyCat> TheFirst: and there's two major schools of each: conventional and electron flow, vs. porn with women and the gay porn
<HoopyCat> (the latter of each being preferred by the navy)
<TheFirst> HoopyCat: all that dog porn is feeling quite left out :PComment: #linode @ irc.oftc.net
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#311650* (?/26) ⚐Flag
<+nullx> I'm hard when I like a game, but some games.. make me ubisoftComment: #pcgames efnet
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#182463* (?/44) ⚐Flag
iGenius52: dude
iGenius52: jasons mom is too cool
iGenius52: she falcon punched him! |
#307125* (?/43) ⚐Flag
Why do you have that Steve Jobs thing up there? Get rid of it. You look like tools. |
#301249* (?/44) ⚐Flag
Hay you gaiz
What's going on
Lick my nuts, bitch
Also my dong |
#294832* (?/31) ⚐Flag
9iDCg0Comment: 9iDCg0
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#300105* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<PUSSYLICKA> If Chocolate Chip Cookies are made with chocolate chips, and Peanut Butter Cookies are made with peanut buttter.. What are Girl Scout Cookies made with!?
<NIGGGA> Yo nigga, I want some koolaid right now, feel me? fuckin bitch ass nigga! ill fucking take out my gap and bust a cap in they ass!
<PUSSYLICKA>This niggas wallin..
*PUSSYLICKA has left Ghetto Chat*
<NIGGGA> YO fuckking momma left ghetto chat! fuckin bitch ass..niggaz.. |
#300142* (?/31) ⚐Flag
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#300559* (?/31) ⚐Flag
270_120.txt;8;12Comment: 270_120.txt;8;12
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#300707* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<FFM`Kaboose> lol im watching back to the future 3
<FFM`Kaboose> lol
<fatalitywolf> the game
<FFM`Kaboose> FATALITYWOLF YOU WILL DAAAAAAAAAAAI |
#300813* (?/31) ⚐Flag
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#300939* (?/31) ⚐Flag
<f4gb0x3n> We need to start using another site insted of qdb
<GenghisPwn> I know they suck now.
<f4gb0x3n> why don't we start using www . chokeonmy . co . cc ?Comment: www . chokeonmy . co . cc - Just passing the word around. Needs some content.
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#302265* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Everybody on this Network are gay and i fucked all your mothers 2 times |
#302286* (?/31) ⚐Flag
ingram: ooohhh you touch my tra la la
Skitzo0666: mmmmmmmmm
Skitzo0666: my ding ding dong
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: i'm looking for some fun
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: i'm looking for some love
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: i'm looking for some BLEEP
ingram: ooohhhh you touch my tra la la
ingram: mmmmmm my ding ding don
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: i'm looking for some fun
ingram: we've been denied
ingram: i'm looking for some love
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
ingram: la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Skitzo0666: you tease me!
Skitzo0666: oh please me!!!
Skitzo0666: I want you to be my love toy!
Skitzo0666: come near meeeeee
Skitzo0666: dont fear me!!
Skitzo0666: i just cant get enough of you BOY!!!!
Skitzo0666: oooooooooooooooh you touch my tralala
ingram: mmmm my ding ding dong
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#303377* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Hi How are you |
#304781* (?/31) ⚐Flag
You Are Making Fun Of Me, But The Funny Part Is : If I Wanted To Be Low Like You, I Can Make You Cry.. But I Have Self Respect.Comment: Omar El Ghafari
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#305087* (?/31) ⚐Flag
Moot: You've reached DreamsIncorporated Subdivision: Schizophrenia. Please state the nature of your emergency.
Mixelica: COLOR CODED SEXUAL ORIENTATION BOWTIE TIME VORTEX MESS!!
Crispy: You are now under House Arrest. For a Limited Time, stop submitting Conversations to QDB.US.
Mixelica: Fair enough... |
#305123* (?/31) ⚐Flag
SanGinge: The British Edward Cullen is stalking Alice in Wonderland. Does Alice have any legal recourse?
Crispy: She could always launch a Class Action Law Suit, but Alice seems to like being stalked, so I don't really see the point of suing... |
#305126* (?/31) ⚐Flag
MixieFox: The Westons and the Greys stayed well away from each other, except for the Grandparents Who Did Not Die... |
#305472* (?/31) ⚐Flag
GunGundersen: that black chick was so sassy, her name was Sassy.
GunGundersen: Sassy Sasserson |