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This quote has been fermenting for 15 years and has been voted on 12 times.
Based on preliminary voting, this quote has a 38.2% chance of being approved.

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<Blecki> Also this girl in scary movie is adorable.
<Superpig> girl in scary movie?
<Superpig> is she the one who gets pinned to the ceiling by the fountain of semen?
<bzroom> speaking of fountain of semen, you should have seen my gal friend this morning.. she goes "matt stop" and i'm like what do you want me to do pinch it off? i couldn't stop laughing
<Superpig> bzroom: that's... that's great. really. thanks for sharing that with us.
<bzroom> no, thank you :)
<bzroom> for setting me up
<Zao> bzroom: In other news, you'll be a father in nine months.
<bzroom> fuck
<Superpig> damn buerocracy
<Superpig> if the libertarians got their way and could abolish the gubbirnment, the free market would provide you with your baby in more like nine days
<tyr4nt> woo
<Superpig> you'd finally be able to get them at drive-through
<Superpig> but noooooo. instead of instant babies, we've got death panels!
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